The Beast Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Punk? What is the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? Clint Eastwood will make your day......... anal sex will make your hole weak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: What is the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? Clint Eastwood will make your day......... anal sex will make your hole weak. Clint's not a fan of anal sex, he prefers a drippy cunt, that's why he married Sondra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I? No, Deptford is full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, Deptford is full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You've visited Deptford then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, Deptford is full. I live in Deptford. I quite like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 21 minutes ago, deebom said: I live in Deptford. I quite like it. And no doubt Deptford likes you, much the same as Ashby de la Zouch likes me, or so I've been led to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: And no doubt Deptford likes you, much the same as Ashby de la Zouch likes me, or so I've been led to believe. Hodnet in Shropshire is an out station of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 I knew an alien who gave amazing head. She was out of this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: And no doubt Deptford likes you, much the same as Ashby de la Zouch likes me, or so I've been led to believe. The ramblings of a fucking lunatic. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Hodnet in Shropshire is an out station of hell. They'd like me there, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: They'd like me there, I'm sure. Mamble in Worcestershire is another outstation of hell I NEVER went to Mamble That lies above the Teme, So I wonder who's in Mamble, , And whether people seem Who breed and brew along there As lazy as the name, And whether any song there Sets alehouse wits aflame. The finger-post says Mamble, And that is all I know Of the narrow road to Mamble, And should I turn and go To that place of lazy token That lies above the Teme, There might be a Mamble broken That was lissom in a dream. So leave the road to Mamble And take another road To as good a place as Mamble Be it lazy as a toad ; Who travels Worcester county Takes any place that comes When April tosses bounty To the cherries and the plums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Mamble in Worcestershire is another outstation of hell I NEVER went to Mamble That lies above the Teme, So I wonder who's in Mamble, , And whether people seem Who breed and brew along there As lazy as the name, And whether any song there Sets alehouse wits aflame. The finger-post says Mamble, And that is all I know Of the narrow road to Mamble, And should I turn and go To that place of lazy token That lies above the Teme, There might be a Mamble broken That was lissom in a dream. So leave the road to Mamble And take another road To as good a place as Mamble Be it lazy as a toad ; Who travels Worcester county Takes any place that comes When April tosses bounty To the cherries and the plums. Christ Almighty. What a humungous mountain of dog shit. Do everyone a favour and retire yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Christ Almighty. What a humungous mountain of dog shit. Do everyone a favour and retire yourself. Thought we had a new member for a minute - Pam Ayres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 29 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I knew an alien who gave amazing head. She was out of this world. Was she a native of Uranus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: I live in Deptford. I quite like it. Madman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: I live in Deptford. I quite like it. Is the little cobbled marketplace still there, and the grotty snooker club near the railway bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is the little cobbled marketplace still there, and the grotty snooker club near the railway bridge? And is there honey still for tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And is there honey still for tea? Stands the church clock at ten to three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 5/14/2017 at 5:05 PM, DingTheRioja said: Is that why you use a capital A? I prefer a capital C, for Cunt. Anyway, if aliens existed, why do they only abduct inbred fuckwits from Idaho or some other dusty shithole? Makes the stories a tad less convincing... If you wanted to keep your existence and presence quiet, you wouldn't want to abduct anybody with intellectual ability or reputation. Punky would be perfect for alien abduction since he has already mastered anal probing on and with his pre op tranny boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 2017-5-15 at 7:40 AM, Eddie said: Over 100 years ago Nikola Tesla invented a device to harness free cosmic energy or as it's known today zero point energy. This technology would eradicate world hunger and free the world from fossil fuels. A simular technology was discovered during the Roswell crash. 1000''s of inventions are held back to keep the world reliant on fossil fuels, why? There's a docu on the subject tonight on the BBC tonight, Horizon at 21.00. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: There's a docu on the subject tonight on the BBC tonight, Horizon at 21.00. Spoiler Alert Spoiler Sadly for the tin-hatters, though not unexpectedly, a two word summary on the documentary's findings of Alien communication would be "nothing there". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Spoiler Alert Hide contents Sadly for the tin-hatters, though not unexpectedly, a two word summary on the documentary's findings of Alien communication would be "nothing there". I dunno, I didnt watch it. I watched 'say yes to the dress' instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I dunno, I didnt watch it. I watched 'say yes to the dress' instead. Anot eye opening documentary film just released is 'unacknowledged'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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