Cunts that deny the existence of Aliens.

[Eddie]

GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth.

It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Are Govt cuts responsible?

[Cuntybaws]

6 minutes ago, Eddie said:

GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth.

It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. 

I've just watched "Independence Day - Resurgence" and, quite frankly, any civilization capable of producing such abject bilge deserves to be annihilated. 

[Earl of Punkape]

6 minutes ago, Eddie said:

GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth.

It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. 

We are the only inhabitants in the universe and it is the human race that will gradually repopulate the rest of the universe.

Aliens don't exist apart from in your sexual fantasies and divergencies

Fuck off.

[Eddie]

6 minutes ago, Punkape said:

We are the only inhabitants in the universe and it is the human race that will gradually repopulate the rest of the universe.

Aliens don't exist apart from in your sexual fantasies and divergencies

Fuck off.

 God is an Alien.

[Ape™️]

9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

We are the only inhabitants in the universe and it is the human race that will gradually repopulate the rest of the universe.

Aliens don't exist apart from in your sexual fantasies and divergencies

Fuck off.

Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

 God is an Alien.

Is that why you use a capital A?

I prefer a capital C, for Cunt.

 

Anyway, if aliens existed, why do they only abduct inbred fuckwits from Idaho or some other dusty shithole? Makes the stories a tad less convincing...

[Cuntybaws]

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? 

You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Punk?

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, Ape said:

Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? 

Punkers knocks one out every six or severn hours. That photo of Tom Daley is getting pretty tatty by now. 

[Stubby Pecker]

26 minutes ago, Eddie said:

GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth.

It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. 

I think you need to put this question in writing to Phil the Greek, after all he is an alien reptile and he's got plenty of time on his hands these days

[camberwell gypsy]

23 minutes ago, Ape said:

Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? 

It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers.

I'm going to hell aren't I? 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers.

I'm going to hell aren't I? 

yes

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers.

I'm going to hell aren't I? 

Aren't you already in London?

[Ape™️]

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers.

I'm going to hell aren't I? 

No, because that's a made up place, along with heaven, purgatory and Punkapes house.

[Stubby Pecker]

[Guest Ahriman]

5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I never knew Roops could be quite so photogenic.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Is that why you use a capital A?

I prefer a capital C, for Cunt.

 

Anyway, if aliens existed, why do they only abduct inbred fuckwits from Idaho or some other dusty shithole? Makes the stories a tad less convincing...

So they can sterilise them and clean up the universe a bit.

[Eddie]

Over 100 years ago Nikola Tesla invented a device to harness free cosmic energy or as it's known today zero point energy. This technology would eradicate world hunger and free the world from fossil fuels. A simular technology was discovered during the Roswell crash. 1000''s of inventions are held back to keep the world reliant on fossil fuels, why?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

48 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Over 100 years ago Nikola Tesla invented a device to harness free cosmic energy or as it's known today zero point energy. This technology would eradicate world hunger and free the world from fossil fuels. A simular technology was discovered during the Roswell crash. 1000''s of inventions are held back to keep the world reliant on fossil fuels, why?

Because you are Billy Fuckwit and I claim my £5

[Guest nobgobbler]

9 hours ago, Ape said:

Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? 

Six. He spent the 7th day creating choir boys.

[Eddie]

5 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Because you are Billy Fuckwit and I claim my £5

Shut it freak.

[Guest nobgobbler]

9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Are Govt cuts responsible?

Paper cuts?

[Guest nobgobbler]

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers.

I'm going to hell aren't I? 

You'll be ok if you cross Peter's palm with silverrrrrrs. 

[Cuntybaws]

41 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Paper cuts?

Strawberry Gashes.

[Stubby Pecker]

10 hours ago, Ahriman said:

I never knew Roops could be quite so photogenic.

Yes, and this is after she's taken her make up off!