Cuntybaws Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 No, not Alfie, don't worry. Blue Peter legend John is now reunited with Shep. Ah, those good old days when you didn't have to be a blind, Muslim, one-legged lesbian to get a job on children's TV. Here's one of his most famous TV moments, a definite contender for Viz's "Up the Arse Corner". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No, not Alfie, don't worry. Blue Peter legend John is now reunited with Shep. Ah, those good old days when you didn't have to be a blind, Muslim, one-legged lesbian to get a job on children's TV. Here's one of his most famous TV moments, a definite contender for Viz's "Up the Arse Corner". Fucking shameful, CB. After all the judgement and moaning about bad spelling and grammar you pull this bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking shameful, CB. After all the judgement and moaning about bad spelling and grammar you pull this bollocks. Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? Wrong. Half a bee is half a bee. It's also a dead bee so the only entity it represents is half of a dead fucking bee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? Your Blue Peter badge is in the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 I have nothing but admiration for John Noakes. It was only through his masterful endeavours that I learned how to craft yogurt cartons & coat hangers into saleable gifts for the poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Dad????????? Noooooooooooooo! RIP John, you were the most entertaining BP presenter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 I used to rush home from school to watch Blue Peter. As a child's programme it was i n a league of it's own. Far better than Magpie. Strange how Neil's nom launches straight into shagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: No, not Alfie, don't worry. Blue Peter legend John is now reunited with Shep. Ah, those good old days when you didn't have to be a blind, Muslim, one-legged lesbian to get a job on children's TV. Here's one of his most famous TV moments, a definite contender for Viz's "Up the Arse Corner". I'm genuinely gutted. That alf fella is a tiresome little toad at the best of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: I'm genuinely gutted. That alf fella is a tiresome little toad at the best of times. I was almost jumpin' for joy myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 A fitting memorial and probably one that he would have approved of. R.I.P. Mr. Noakes and well done Mr. Baws. I was never a big fan of Blue Peter if truth be told. The opening credits and themetune always gave the promise of piracy on the high seas, but then the show itself never delivered. Now Blockbusters, there was a show for true champions. "I'll have a C please Bob." Whilst on the subject of children's TV shows, whatever happened to that How for Now twat that nominated Ant and Dec and then vanished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 A shame. As a kid I always enjoyed watching Blue Peter. Not now though. It's bollocks from what I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 My only regret is that he didn't go on to do porn. I know Shep did, but it was rather like watching Samson without Deliah Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? stick to selling pins CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Peter Purves, is a, well, whatever it is that a Purves is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Cunts are dropping like flies this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I was almost jumpin' for joy myself... cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Spanky said: A fitting memorial and probably one that he would have approved of. R.I.P. Mr. Noakes and well done Mr. Baws. I was never a big fan of Blue Peter if truth be told. The opening credits and themetune always gave the promise of piracy on the high seas, but then the show itself never delivered. Now Blockbusters, there was a show for true champions. "I'll have a C please Bob." Whilst on the subject of children's TV shows, whatever happened to that How for Now twat that nominated Ant and Dec and then vanished? Fred Dineage or Jack Hargreaves? One is still on TV (Fred) and very leathery, the other is dead and probably very leathery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Remember the advent candle thingy, made of tinsel and Sunny Jims. Who came up with that one ? Mick Philpott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Fred Dineage or Jack Hargreaves? One is still on TV (Fred) and very leathery, the other is dead and probably very leathery. Fred Dineage. The cunt called himself Stoops or something like that and had Dineage as an avatar. He nominated Ant and Dec and then made a big thing about being new, and then fucked off. I fucking hated How To, mainly because it was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 42 minutes ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: cunt! out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: Fred Dineage. The cunt called himself Stoops or something like that and had Dineage as an avatar. He nominated Ant and Dec and then made a big thing about being new, and then fucked off. I fucking hated How To, mainly because it was shit. Yes, it was Stoops, fuck knows what all that moaning about people not liking him was about. I only told him to fuck off once, Alfie didn't even get around to suggesting he drank Harpic and Punkape didn't try to groom him, and he flounced off anyway. How To was shit, it was always going to be shit, as soon as the producers chose to cast a presenter named 'Gaz Top'. At that point they may as well have named the show 'Hey Wow, Fab Groovy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Blue Peter was middleclass BBC bollocks,Magpie was the working class equivalent and i'd have torn that Jenny Hanley in two,I reckon half of my teenage spunk was flung over her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Noakes was a badass. This maniac climbed Nelson's Column without any harness and bombed around at top speed on a speedway bike and didn't let the silly thing of 'elf and safety get in the way. I think they should fire his coffin out of a big gun off of Scarborough. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. Blue Peter is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 If you consider the era Noakes worked at the Beeb, and that he presented programmes aimed at kids, I think it was quite an achievement for him to avoid the nonce brush, because paedophilia appears to have been contagious at the BB fucking C. As such I propose that, following his canonisation, Noakes' headstone is engraved with the following: (ahem) "Here lies the body of John Noakes Employed by the BBC in the 60's and 70's Never a nonce." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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