Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 What on Earth makes a proper man want to become a Mr. Whippy? Driving around & around and up & down each and every fucking Street in the hope of selling a Raspberry Ripple Screw Ball? They all fuck me right off with their repetitive chiming day in day out same time every fucking night, and that's only from half a mile away. Get TWO of these cunts out and about together with their clapped-out speakers blasting, and its enough to make a grown man spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What on Earth makes a proper man want to become a Mr. Whippy? Driving around & around and up & down each and every fucking Street in the hope of selling a Raspberry Ripple Screw Ball? They all fuck me right off with their repetitive chiming day in day out same time every fucking night, and that's only from half a mile away. Get TWO of these cunts out and about together with their clapped-out speakers blasting, and its enough to make a grown man spit. The ice cream thing is a front, most of them are parked up on council estates selling little half gram wraps of baking powder, laced with tiny amounts of cocaine, to chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Pretty much, Eric You may be too young to remember Glagow's ice cream wars, but a lot of faces needed a lot of stitches. As the old condom joke said, "Buy me and stop one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The ice cream man round our way was so depressed he topped himself. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Our local ice cream cunt plays the theme to Jim'll Fix It. Which is very apt considering he's a tireless charity worker and a champion of Thatcherism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What on Earth makes a proper man want to become a Mr. Whippy? Driving around & around and up & down each and every fucking Street in the hope of selling a Raspberry Ripple Screw Ball? They all fuck me right off with their repetitive chiming day in day out same time every fucking night, and that's only from half a mile away. Get TWO of these cunts out and about together with their clapped-out speakers blasting, and its enough to make a grown man spit. He made you chase after at full sprint again, did he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pretty much, Eric You may be too young to remember Glagow's ice cream wars, but a lot of faces needed a lot of stitches. As the old condom joke said, "Buy me and stop one." Signor whippy vs Mr softy top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What on Earth makes a proper man want to become a Mr. Whippy? Driving around & around and up & down each and every fucking Street in the hope of selling a Raspberry Ripple Screw Ball? They all fuck me right off with their repetitive chiming day in day out same time every fucking night, and that's only from half a mile away. Get TWO of these cunts out and about together with their clapped-out speakers blasting, and its enough to make a grown man spit. This is probably how Stubby makes his living but with other perks...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: This is probably how Stubby makes his living but with other perks...... What are you trying to imply here? Perhaps you'll be coolered for the weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Pretty much, Eric You may be too young to remember Glagow's ice cream wars, but a lot of faces needed a lot of stitches. As the old condom joke said, "Buy me and stop one." This comment had me in stiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Ape said: What are you trying to imply here? Perhaps you'll be coolered for the weekend? What are you implying ? I suggest he'll be filling his face with pilfered Ice cream......what are you suggesting you sly cunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: What are you implying ? I suggest he'll be filling his face with pilfered Ice cream......what are you suggesting you sly cunt ? On the wall in our GPs waiting room there's a diagram of the male human body with all the body parts numbered. How many 99s have you licked Punky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The ice cream man round our way was so depressed he topped himself. ? Must be something about the job, 100s & thousands do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 If 'eavens filmed that in his street you have to pity him. What a shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: If 'eavens filmed that in his street you have to pity him. What a shithole. We don't even get a postman down my Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He made you chase after at full sprint again, did he? The cunt short-changed me. What do you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: This is probably how Stubby makes his living but with other perks...... At least he doesn't rent his arse out as a 19th hole at his local golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: On the wall in our GPs waiting room there's a diagram of the male human body with all the body parts numbered. How many 99s have you licked Punky? Don't ask him a question like that, he can only count on fingers and toes, and would probably need the crowd at a full Old Trafford to help him answer the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 I'd like to see one of the cunts top this. What a scoop that would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: At least he doesn't rent his arse out as a 19th hole at his local golf club. ... neither does he whip iced clones for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: We don't even get a postman down my Street. Wow! Gillingham's improved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd like to see one of the cunts top this. What a scoop that would be. Scoop! I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wow! Gillingham's improved. I did tell you not to move to the rougher end. We've got proper sewage and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I did tell you not to move to the rougher end. We've got proper sewage and everything. Googled "famous people from Gillingham" and came up with Nicholas Day, who I think was the kid in that comedy classic 'George and Mildred', and David Frost despite the fact he's from Tenterden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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