Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. You utter fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. Yes, I sport a Fedora, with some style I may add. My father used to wear one, and showed me how to wear it, maintain it, and doff it to ladies, without pinching it too harshly. Nowadays too many working class oiks buy a cheap one, plonk it on their brainless heads, and think they look good. I always buy mine from a supplier in Cape Town. Can you imagine Bubba in a Panama, he would look like a tortoise in an oversized shell........lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: You utter fucking wanker. You should wear one Ape, it would protect your head from rotor blades.......lol.....fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. That's actually bordering on humorous, punkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 13 minutes ago, southerncunt said: That's actually bordering on humorous, punkers. And we have the Ashes...... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You should wear one Ape, it would protect your head from rotor blades.......lol.....fuck off. That would be like putting a Chimpanzee in morning dress.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 Got a couple of pallets of these if you want them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: That would be like putting a Chimpanzee in morning dress.... lol. The only hat that Ape possesses, has a "D" on it, whereas I myself am never seen without me Turban.... Whilst I'm here Punkers, have you been up the Panama Canal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 This hat is for withers so the smell can remind him of home wherever he is in the world. And one for punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. 'Man from Del Monte' looking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: 'Man from Del Monte' looking cunt Cretin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. Brown and bronze grosgrain, dont you mean brown and bronze shitstain? And you forgor to put the word 'back' before scuttle. Dirty twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You should wear one Ape, it would protect your head from rotor blades.......lol.....fuck off. Yeah, lol. Fucking hilarious. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. The only thing a gentleman such as you sports is a stomach full of congealed spunk. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. This is obviously some code for homos to spot each other without arousing the suspicion of their wives, kids, work mates etc. secret meetings can then be set up so they can bum to their hearts content. I think this is how punkers gets some of his clients when he's had enough of being violently arse raped by the street thugs, the dirty fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's one of my early avatars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: The only hat that Ape possesses, has a "D" on it, whereas I myself am never seen without me Turban.... Whilst I'm here Punkers, have you been up the Panama Canal? Heatstroke? Stroke? There's surely got to be a reason for such drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. Hi Punkers! How was your stay at the Hilton Cooler this time round? You've actually managed to create a nom worth discussing. Like you, I do have a Panama hat, but it was custom made. It is a bright chartreuse with a brilliant silk violet band, adorned by two pheasant feathers, one bright orange, the other a sea teal. When I walk down the street the local slappers all start working extra hard. Maybe it's the gold and diamond laden walking stick my missus got me on our third anniversary. It gets the attention and respect of the lot. Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. So you simply nick the description off their website for the firts Panama listed? You fucking great homo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 Funny nom..it's been a while... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 I've got a sombrero what I bought in Spain back in the early 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: The only hat that Ape possesses, has a "D" on it, whereas I myself am never seen without me Turban.... Whilst I'm here Punkers, have you been up the Panama Canal? I expect your psychiatrist makes you wear a hat with loads of electrodes sticking out. For your next session, let's hope he decides to increase the voltage and use a dry sponge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: So you simply nick the description off their website for the firts Panama listed? You fucking great homo... Is that you ? You fucking wankstain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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