Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 Because they are snatch. Because they are, but the Amish are worse than the Quakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: Been to that RC flying club you mentioned in a PM to me a while back? Yes, three times actually, and enjoyed it. I did shout AIRFIX at them, and they attacked me with bottles, screaming Ape is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 42 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Wanking walruses is a bit more dangerous. Being wanked BY a walrus even more so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: If only that were the case. I Imagine a bit of brain damage would make listening to a fully grown adult brag about his expensive toys in a desperate attempt to justify them to the masses at least vaguely more interesting. Dear Dr. There are quite a few on here who have a penchant for toys (in one way or another) however prescribed treatment would be futile as they are beyond medical diagnosis, less of course you consider toy-play a disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, three times actually, and enjoy it. I did shout AIRFIX at them, and they attacked me with bottles, screaming Ape is a cunt. You got off lightly. Many of the little scamps would have thrown Araldite in your face and ran off with Ape's moped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I can see him now, in his garden shed, frothing at the mouth. His i pad covered in blobs of solvent glue and bits of Airfix, all stuck to his typing finger..........lol Bits of bitty fuselage stuck to his arse cheeks after a morning's session pummelling baby helicopters up his bumhole. Stupid old bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Dear Dr. There are quite a few on here who have a penchant for toys (in one way or another) however prescribed treatment would be futile as they are beyond medical diagnosis, less of course you consider toy-play a disease. Would you kindly fuck off, you preening little weirdo? You've replied to every post I've made in the last twenty minutes with what can only be described as thoroughly eager bollock licking. I have no need for an Igor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Frank said: Bits of bitty fuselage stuck to arse cheeks after a morning's session pummelling baby helicopters up his bumhole. Stupid old bastard. Whilst switching on the rotor, so that the blades thrash his prostate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Dr. Quim said: Would you kindly fuck off, you preening little weirdo? You've replied to every post I've made in the last twenty minutes with what can only be described as thoroughly eager bollock licking. I have no need for an Igor. You're no proper Dr. You are a Quack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Because they're "mushies" Snatchers. Surely it's obvious? Oh yes,I forgot the hilarious take on the word Muslim. Much like the poofchers word for poofs. Had me crying with laughter that one did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Because they are snatch. Because they are, but the Amish are worse than the Quakers. So that's your explanation is it? Muslim sex offenders are worse than any other type "because they are". Well that is something definitely worth considering. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: They're such ignorant oiks though.... Mingeeta has the IQ of a baboon with cerebral palsy. Maybe so, but that's still a lot higher than yours you shirt lifting, uphill gardening wankstain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Because they are snatch. Because they are, but the Amish are worse than the Quakers. The Amish are a lot worse than the Quakers. For a start the Amish can't make porridge oats for jack shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 22 hours ago, Mingeeta said: The Amish are a lot worse than the Quakers. For a start the Amish can't make porridge oats for jack shit. Ha! They're fucking hopeless at furniture making too. Anyway, I've gone Puritan until further notice. I'm not cut-out for Judaism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Ha! They're fucking hopeless at furniture making too. Anyway, I've gone Puritan until further notice. I'm not cut-out for Judaism. This is very funny and as I didn't think of it, a huge pisser at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is very funny and as I didn't think of it, a huge pisser at the same time Well, I guessed somebody may have picked up on it. You never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, I guessed somebody may have picked up on it. You never know. not on here dude, they're fuckin hopeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Ha! They're fucking hopeless at furniture making too. Anyway, I've gone Puritan until further notice. I'm not cut-out for Judaism. 10 hours ago, ratcum said: This is very funny and as I didn't think of it, a huge pisser at the same time 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, I guessed somebody may have picked up on it. You never know. 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: not on here dude, they're fuckin hopeless I'm suprised you two haven't asphyxiated through all the laughter! I've had to use oxygen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm suprised you two haven't asphyxiated through all the laughter! I've had to use oxygen! It's like the Rwandan Genocide all over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 I knew a Quaker couple, nice people who did a load of stuff for charity. A bit bonkers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 13 hours ago, Rick_B said: I knew a Quaker couple, nice people who did a load of stuff for charity. A bit bonkers though. Cheers for that Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 14 hours ago, Rick_B said: I knew a Quaker couple, nice people who did a load of stuff for charity. A bit bonkers though. They must've been off-the-scale crazy to receive an endorsement from a renowned hedonist like you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: They must've been off-the-scale crazy to receive an endorsement from a renowned hedonist like you. No doubt they were fully kitted out with fake carnations that squirt water and whoppee cushions. Mentalists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: They must've been off-the-scale crazy to receive an endorsement from a renowned hedonist like you. Well, he had to be converted by someone. Though I doubt that it was the Quakers. I'd bank upon Jainism being the cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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