Guest Manky Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I don't want to know of your liking for sausage meat. As for pigeon racing, these sad cunts deserve a nom of their own, but fair play to them for providing all the sparrowhawks and peregrines with lots of naive prey Can you read you thick Southern cunt? We use Black Pudding and let you nancy boys play hunt the sausage meat in gay saunas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, Manky said: Can you read you thick Southern cunt? We use Black Pudding and let you nancy boys play hunt the sausage meat in gay saunas. I don't want to get onto a spat with you manky, I'm already engaged in fights to the death with a trio of wankers. I successfully killed welsh_cunt for the good of the corner and all humanity. Think on that deed worthy of sainthood next time you're WD-40ing your chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Can you read you thick Southern cunt? We use Black Pudding and let you nancy boys play hunt the sausage meat in gay saunas. Rugby loving, slag slapping, coal mining, cockle picking, dirty northern fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Rugby loving, slag slapping, coal mining, cockle picking, dirty northern fucking cunt. Don't rise to these blindingly true facts about you mank. Stick to your curry muncher hating guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Rugby loving, slag slapping, coal mining, cockle picking, dirty northern fucking cunt. I don't like rugby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't rise to these blindingly true facts about you mank. Stick to your curry muncher hating guns. I have avoided mentioning curry mechanics for a while, each time I mention them Rick_B self lobotomizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Manky said: I have avoided mentioning curry mechanics for a while, each time I mention them Rick_B self lobotomizes. Don't worry about that twa....hold on, I'm paranoid now. One thing about up north is the good selection of curry houses. Down our way they're mainly Bangladeshi or Indian. Of course you don't like rugby, you like league: a bunch of bone thick body builders covered in tats running into each other unable to pass the cunting thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I don't want to get onto a spat with you manky, I'm already engaged in fights to the death with a trio of wankers. I successfully killed welsh_cunt for the good of the corner and all humanity. Think on that deed worthy of sainthood next time you're WD-40ing your chain Not wishing to be a pedant, but I thought 'Eavens delivered the death blow to Welsh_cunt when he persuaded him to call King Cunt a nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Have you met any real northern women? The reason I keep my youthful good looks is due to my 100m in 9.4 seconds.Good northern women are better than all them southern lesbians. (Hardly surprising as the blokes are all faggots) In the lands of the north I hear a man can start an impressive harem with only a bottle of Lambrini and a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not wishing to be a pedant, but I thought 'Eavens delivered the death blow to Welsh_cunt when he persuaded him to call King Cunt a nonce. I'll take the credit for 'evs work, without my merciless baiting of wc through calling him a sheep shagger, he'd have never cracked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: In the lands of the north I hear a man can start an impressive harem with only a bottle of Lambrini and a bag of chips. Don't forget the Regal King Size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't forget the Regal King Size. a packet of Rothmans can still get you a brown hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 I hope as part of the negotiations, UK plc gets the butter mountain. We can relocate it in the Fens and ski down it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 hours ago, The Beast said: I hope as part of the negotiations, UK plc gets the butter mountain. We can relocate it in the Fens and ski down it. I also hope that Manchester gets the EU 'wine lake' and that cunt Manky drowns in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I also hope that Manchester gets the EU 'wine lake' and that cunt Manky drowns in it. And the French get the Whine lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Just pay up the 60 billion fold your tent and fuk off Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 16/07/2017 at 7:43 AM, Witheredscrote said: I also hope that Manchester gets the EU 'wine lake' and that cunt Manky drowns in it. But I would need to get out 8 times for a piss. I would steer clear of it if it was froggy or spic wine. The added Ethylene Glycol gives me hiccups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 15/07/2017 at 9:47 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Not wishing to be a pedant, but I thought 'Eavens delivered the death blow to Welsh_cunt when he persuaded him to call King Cunt a nonce. I remember the evening well. I delivered nothing, and neither did Stubbs. It was the mods that fucked him off. The poor thing. I just wish to fuck that Stoops would return. It's healthy to have a few saps on here, rather than just the one or three that are resident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 50 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's healthy to have a few saps on here, rather than just the one or three that are resident. Yes, you and snatch certainly have room in the clubhouse for a few more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Yes, you and snatch certainly have room in the clubhouse for a few more. Please don't associate me with a snitch. Any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Yes, you and snatch certainly have room in the clubhouse for a few more. Yes Stickers, whatever you say. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Please don't associate me with a snitch. Any of them. Aren't you due a meltdown or haven't you enough time in your busy made up schedule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Positives of Brexit? Less of you cunts pissing and vomiting all over my capital city. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 What cunts gong baby? And what capital Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: What cunts gong baby? And what capital Panzerknacker The average union flag shorts wearing cunt-up from some toilet like Oldham staggering around Amsterdam's red lght quarter pissed and stoned out of his brains abusing our hospitality like they do wherever they go. Fantastic ambassadors for their country aren't they?. Hopefully the visa they'll need to enter the Netherlands post Brexit will be too complicated for them to apply for so might put them off of coming here. It's only the Brits that do it, no one else from other countries comes to Amsterdam with the intent of getting so inebriated that they feel emboldened enough to piss in shop entrances and puke up all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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