Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Just popped round to see a mate and instantly noticed something very different in his appearance. His fucking teeth were so ridiculously white I was left speechless. This obsession for the supposedly "perfect American smile" is rife these days, and now teeth bleaching seems to be the norm with celebrities, along with plastic surgery and Botox. Rylan Clark looks like he's been gargling with Tipp-ex, the stupid cunt. And seeing a gracefully ageing actor or musician with these whiter that white veneered gnashers just looks fucking wrong. Fuck off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 What's wrong with black teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Just popped round to see a mate and instantly noticed something very different in his appearance. His fucking teeth were so ridiculously white I was left speechless. This obsession for the supposedly "perfect American smile" is rife these days, and now teeth bleaching seems to be the norm with celebrities, along with plastic surgery and Botox. Rylan Clark looks like he's been gargling with Tipp-ex, the stupid cunt. And seeing a gracefully ageing actor or musician with these whiter that white veneered gnashers just looks fucking wrong. Fuck off. They can't possibly dare to allow these knashers to chew food so how do they feed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Stupid trend with only a temporary payoff. Next time you're hanging out hand him an ice cold bevvy and enjoy the sight of him wincing as he slurps it over scarred gums and damaged nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: What's wrong with black teeth? They were all the rage in the Tudor period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 I do remember watching a programme that had a feature about these daft cunts. There was one sad fuck saying that he did it and had his nails manicured because he wanted to "look nice", could not help but notice that the daft cunt had a very obvious and ineffective comb-over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: They were all the rage in the Tudor period. Probably the same as Punker's knashers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Ask any American why you need Osmond teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: ... whiter that white veneered gnashers just look fucking wrong. Rylan Clark just looks fucking wrong, full stop. Er, which one's Rylan Clark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Rylan Clark just looks fucking wrong, full stop. Er, which one's Rylan Clark? Monkey tennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 I'm leading a crowd funded backlash to this dental supernova nonsense, by keeping my teeth a bit yuck. I aim to mimic much of the Dulux colour chart over the next few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Monkey tennis 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I'm leading a crowd funded backlash to this dental supernova nonsense, by keeping my teeth a bit yuck. I aim to mimic much of the Dulux colour chart over the next few months. Fifty shades of brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Probably the same as Punker's knashers. I imagine Punkape's teeth are white for a completely different reason. Along with his tonsils, throat, and most of his stomach contents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fifty shades of brown. I'm on Whittle Green at the moment and may finish with Black Panther Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 It is very much appreciated when a lady with fucking huge railings takes them out before noshing me off,with the threat of a shredded bell end removed one can lie back and think of receiving a blowie from Rachel Riley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: I imagine Punkape's teeth are white for a completely different reason. Along with his tonsils, throat, and most of his stomach contents. I think his chops look more like a gobfull of dog ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 You can blame Dame Esther Ransid for this teeth lark. Oh, and this cunt too. As for me, I had all but me molars whipped out wiv me tonsils & gall stones, when me adenoids were done, and as for Ape, he's waiting for his Wisdom teeth to be put in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I'm on Whittle Green at the moment and may finish with Black Panther Black Ah, Whittle, a lovely dark, mossy shade, leavened with delicate highlights of Milligan Purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Best thing for yellow teeth is a brown tie Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: Just popped round to see a mate and instantly noticed something very different in his appearance. His fucking teeth were so ridiculously white I was left speechless. This obsession for the supposedly "perfect American smile" is rife these days, and now teeth bleaching seems to be the norm with celebrities, along with plastic surgery and Botox. Rylan Clark looks like he's been gargling with Tipp-ex, the stupid cunt. And seeing a gracefully ageing actor or musician with these whiter that white veneered gnashers just looks fucking wrong. Fuck off. That's what sucking so much cock does for him. Check out the gnashers on Spunkers' avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Rylan Clark just looks fucking wrong, full stop. Er, which one's Rylan Clark? What an absolute cock chomping fucking wanker. Where the fuck is the @Rev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, The Beast said: What an absolute cock chomping fucking wanker. Where the fuck is the @Rev I have wished Rylan Clark dead on a couple of occasions on here, I understand that the Reverend is the undisputed master of wishing people dead, but I must claim dibs when it comes to the mincer with fluorescent dentistry and life-raft lips. I fucking despise him and wish he was dead for a third time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You can blame Dame Esther Ransid for this teeth lark. Oh, and this cunt too. As for me, I had all but me molars whipped out wiv me tonsils & gall stones, when me adenoids were done, and as for Ape, he's waiting for his Wisdom teeth to be put in. 1.26 and falling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Shane MacGowan had teeth like gravestones, which is somewhat ironic seeing as he's now under one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: I think his chops look more like a gobfull of dog ends I'd wager that Punkers predominantly white & bucked teeth, are caused through bad oral practices, such as him biting down hard upon ropes and/or his bootlaces without flossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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