camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 There's one bloke who lives locally who has a constant grin stretched across his boat race. Every fucking time I see him, he's grinning like a fucking retard. It looks like a skull with a thin layer of skin stretched over it, with a little beard. This doesn't just stop with him. His wife and kids also have huge grins as well. Its like someone has widened their mouths with a scalpel. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 These people make me deeply uncomfortable, along with over 30s males who wear earrings and lots of rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's one bloke who lives locally who has a constant grin stretched across his boat race. Every fucking time I see him, he's grinning like a fucking retard. It looks like a skull with a thin layer of skin stretched over it, with a little beard. This doesn't just stop with him. His wife and kids also have huge grins as well. Its like someone has widened their mouths with a scalpel. Cunts. Widen their tracheas with a scalpel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Just now, Bill Stickers said: These people make me deeply uncomfortable, along with over 30s males who wear earrings and lots of rings. And those fucking stupid cunts who self mutilate by stretching their earlobes with napkin rings. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Smiley cunts in general should be hung drawn and quartered, they are usually miserable, humourless cunts at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its like someone has widened their mouths with a scalpel. Cunts. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's one bloke who lives locally who has a constant grin stretched across his boat race. Every fucking time I see him, he's grinning like a fucking retard. It looks like a skull with a thin layer of skin stretched over it, with a little beard. This doesn't just stop with him. His wife and kids also have huge grins as well. Its like someone has widened their mouths with a scalpel. Cunts. I've just seen the very same cunt. We gave way to him so he could cross the road and he thanked us by chattering his teeth in his big wide smiley gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Constant nervous laughter is worse. My neighbour is guilty of this. I could tell him that I'd stolen his Mondeo and intentionally ran over his five year old whilst his wife was blowing me in the passenger seat. The cunt would still chuckle like a fucking imbecile who'd just shoved a canister of nitrous oxide up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's one bloke who lives locally who has a constant grin stretched across his boat race. Every fucking time I see him, he's grinning like a fucking retard. It looks like a skull with a thin layer of skin stretched over it, with a little beard. This doesn't just stop with him. His wife and kids also have huge grins as well. Its like someone has widened their mouths with a scalpel. Cunts. You are wise to exercise caution with the cunts, Gyps. They usually end up being a Jehovas Witness, a serial killer or nonce, dread the thought of all three. May I suggest you view a programme called Dexter to learn how to properly deal with such defective slithering bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Yer average grinner has fuck all to grin about. Most of 'em are smarmy bastards & gormless, and should be Botoxed until they can grin no more. Aint nuffing wrong with a good-old laugh though, particularly when it is aimed at the less fortunate and is coupled with some ridicule for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yer average grinner has fuck all to grin about. Most of 'em are smarmy bastards & gormless, and should be Botoxed until they can grin no more. Aint nuffing wrong with a good-old laugh though, particularly when it is aimed at the less fortunate and is coupled with some ridicule for good measure. Did you get sectioned or just retreat into the woods for a period of self imposed isolation and tantric masturbation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Did you get sectioned or just retreat into the woods for a period of self imposed isolation and tantric masturbation? Well, for what it is worth you nosey cunt, I've been ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, for what it is worth you nosey cunt, I've been ill. Haha, brillliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Haha, brillliant! Yes, it was rather good and a darn sight better than listening to you prattling on like a whoosie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yes, it was rather good and a darn sight better than listening to you prattling on like a whoosie. Ev, pal, can you have a word in Alf's shell like. He seems to think I've snitched on him over a PM. I've always held him in the highest regard and in the over five thousand posts I've made I've not once had a bad word to say about him. I don't want another Ding situation on our hands so do your best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ev, pal, can you have a word in Alf's shell like. He seems to think I've snitched on him over a PM. I've always held him in the highest regard and in the over five thousand posts I've made I've not once had a bad word to say about him. I don't want another Ding situation on our hands so do your best. From what I've heard through the grapevine you're a right dirty little backstabber who can't be trusted. Worse than even Bubba they say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: From what I've heard through the grapevine you're a right dirty little backstabber who can't be trusted. Worse than even Bubba they say. I certainly can't be trusted, and like the proverbial worm I'd turn on my own mother if it suited me. But I'd never break the sanctity of the PM. Some thing's are sacred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I certainly can't be trusted, and like the proverbial worm I'd turn on my own mother if it suited me. But I'd never break the sanctity of the PM. Some thing's are sacred. It's not me you have to convince, Decs. I'm just the resident artist and therefore above all of these petty politics. The plebs, though... they sound angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've just seen the very same cunt. We gave way to him so he could cross the road and he thanked us by chattering his teeth in his big wide smiley gob. Gobbie I'm really upset with Bill. That cunt goes out of his way to invite a confrontation.. especially with the academically challenged. For what it's worth, I think you and I could be lovers. Have this and flick one out on me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Ev, pal, can you have a word in Alf's shell like. He seems to think I've snitched on him over a PM. I've always held him in the highest regard and in the over five thousand posts I've made I've not once had a bad word to say about him. I don't want another Ding situation on our hands so do your best. I don't get involved with lovers tiffs, though I've not heard from the beast recently so to speak and besides, he's always seen you as being as OK as far as I'm aware. It's no secret that I've not been here (for what seems like a lifetime to many) and so I don't know what shit has gone down and if any hit the fan. Anyway, the last thing I heard via PM was that he had the hump with Punkers & Fwank and was taking a break... I'll be seeing him later this month, but I'm sure like most of us there's never any real hard feelings against any cunt, save against Frank and/or any other multi tosspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: It's not me you have to convince, Decs. I'm just the resident artist and therefore above all of these petty politics. The plebs, though... they sound angry. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I certainly can't be trusted, and like the proverbial worm I'd turn on my own mother if it suited me. But I'd never break the sanctity of the PM. Some thing's are sacred. I've said it again and so I'll say it before: All PMs are ready by and modified by the powers that be and then used to her advantage. AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I've said it again and so I'll say it before: All PMs are ready by and modified by the powers that be and then used to her advantage. AMEN I can just imagine Roops writing down all the juicy bits in her little black book, leather gloves creaking slightly as she slams it shut over the balls of whatever poor cunt happens to be in the cooler at that moment. "Ve have ze proof. Ze source does not matter!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I don't get involved with lovers tiffs, though I've not heard from the beast recently so to speak and besides, he's always seen you as being as OK as far as I'm aware. It's no secret that I've not been here (for what seems like a lifetime to many) and so I don't know what shit has gone down and if any hit the fan. Anyway, the last thing I heard via PM was that he had the hump with Punkers & Fwank and was taking a break... I'll be seeing him later this month, but I'm sure like most of us there's never any real hard feelings against any cunt, save against Frank and/or any other multi tosspot. Jazz, I've failed miserably. You've developed an extraordinary thick skin and I respect you for turning things around. I'm afraid I'll have to go after the business again. Standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I've said it again and so I'll say it before: All PMs are ready by and modified by the powers that be and then used to her advantage. AMEN Looks like admin needs to add a paranoid wanker option to the suite of available "likes"........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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