Frank Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Now now frank. Your songwriting skills are renowned for their dangerous lacy content. I've written a superb Jazzy rendition of Bobby Pickett's 'Monster Mash'. I'm overdue a ban, Alf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 52 minutes ago, Frank said: ? a-normal he's not.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Powerful? Frank has no more power than an AAA, and has about enough charm to even make "Slappy The Dog Faced Whore" frigid. He's a washed-up old tart and the most vilest of beings. His very own Mother should have turned herself in to the police. After all, it took her nine months to take a shit until she finally had him surgically removed in A&E back in 1937. He's been a cunt ever since and just as the saying goes Gobby: "An Old Cunt Never Loses Its Warts" I want him dead, but very slowly and painfully. You've come back loads better. What the fuck happened? Cunt serum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've come back loads better. What the fuck happened? Cunt serum? My money's on bites from radioactive pubic lice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: My money's on bites from radioactive pubic lice. And look what happened to Peter Parker, and Godzilla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: You're giving me a chubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 12 hours ago, Frank said: I've written a superb Jazzy rendition of Bobby Pickett's 'Monster Mash'. I'm overdue a ban, Alf. Monster mash, they don't write them like that any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You're giving me a chubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 16 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Powerful? Frank has no more power than an AAA, and has about enough charm to even make "Slappy The Dog Faced Whore" frigid. He's a washed-up old tart and the most vilest of beings. His very own Mother should have turned herself in to the police. After all, it took her nine months to take a shit until she finally had him surgically removed in A&E back in 1937. He's been a cunt ever since and just as the saying goes Gobby: "An Old Cunt Never Loses Its Warts" I want him dead, but very slowly and painfully. Have you seen that film "Strangers On A Train", where a pair of strangers agree to commit each other's murders? I'll do Frank if you do Stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: a pair of strangers agree to commit each other's murders? I'll do Frank if you do Stickers. That happens on the 1736 off Exeter St Thomas every weekday evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 17 hours ago, Frank said: Thank you punk. Nothing really upsets me on here.. except crude references towards my mother. She recently passed away and I sincerely hope that Proper takes appropriate action. ... and shoves you in the box with her. How are phases 1 - 1000 going? And the raiding of my business, you pitiful fool. Bring it all on Fwankie Ol' Gal. Give it your best shot and throw you're all at it before you die. This just could be your most finest hour. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ... and shoves you in the box with her. How are phases 1 - 1000 going? And the raiding of my business, you pitiful fool. Bring it all on Fwankie Ol' Gal. Give it your best shot and throw you're all at it before you die. This just could be your most finest hour. You cunt. Fucking hell. You're back guns blazing. Get him 'eavens. Get him with fucking semtex. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Have you seen that film "Strangers On A Train", where a pair of strangers agree to commit each other's murders? I'll do Frank if you do Stickers. Can I watch? Or even better, join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've come back loads better. What the fuck happened? Cunt serum? Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) Strap in everyone, you're witnessing corner history in the making. You tragic lunatic. It's safe to say the system has totally and utterly failed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Strap in everyone, you're witnessing corner history in the making. You tragic lunatic. It's safe to say the system has totally and utterly failed you. Step aside little boy. Crawl back up Fwanks arse if you must, but step aside. There's a good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Step aside little boy. Crawl back up Fwanks arse if you must, but step aside. There's a good lad. I'll have to take a few steps to get round you, you morbidly obese mobility scooter riding fucktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) Extraordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) Fucking Christ, what the crivens is this? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Fucking Christ, what the crivens is this? Pure unadulterated hate. Apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 34 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Fucking Christ, what the crivens is this? It's showing signs of a meltdown. I just wish he'd get on with it and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 50 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Fucking Christ, what the crivens is this? I can't work out what the author is trying to convey, the message is quite ambiguous, and the metre is all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Fucking hell, Jazz, sort yourself out mate! Why do you insist on internalizing everything the cunts here say about or to you? Start your meds again, you deranged cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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