Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Dopey cunts waiting needlessly for a pump to become available on the "right" side, causing completely unnecessary queues, despite the fact the hose is more than long enough to reach from the other side. Thick as pig shit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 50 minutes ago, Ape said: Dopey cunts waiting needlessly for a pump to become available on the "right" side, causing completely unnecessary queues, despite the fact the hose is more than long enough to reach from the other side. Thick as pig shit. Fuck off. I'm sure you do this on a regular basis dressed in women's clothing whilst trying to solicit punters.... Try hosing yourself with the fuel then set fire to yourself instead. lol. Fuck of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm sure you do this on a regular basis dressed in women's clothing whilst trying to solicit punters.... Try hosing yourself with the fuel then set fire to yourself instead. lol. Fuck of cunts. Is that like ace of spades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is that like ace of spades? It's merely another example of what a spectacularly thick cunt old Punkape is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 This nomination might just as easily be entitled, "Cunts who get in front of me". Or behind me. Or anywhere near me, frankly. Or on my TV. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm sure you do this on a regular basis dressed in women's clothing whilst trying to solicit punters.... Try hosing yourself with the fuel then set fire to yourself instead. lol. Fuck of cunts. Reported for going off topic on first reply. If you haven't got anything to add then shut up you oily toad, who oils toads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: Dopey cunts waiting needlessly for a pump to become available on the "right" side, causing completely unnecessary queues, despite the fact the hose is more than long enough to reach from the other side. Thick as pig shit. Fuck off. These people really are stupid beyond belief so good nom. Despite it saying "extra long leads, use both sides" they still wait like lemons so either they can't read, don't believe it or think a rubber hose with damage their wretched cunt cars. I just go round them and smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Stupid fucking cunts! I never wait in queue. If the petrol station is that fucking busy, I don't need the fuel that desperately. I'll go elsewhere so I can pull right up the filler cap side. It's not bloody rocket surgery. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Stupid fucking cunts! I never wait in queue. If the petrol station is that fucking busy, I don't need the fuel that desperately. I'll go elsewhere so I can pull right up the filler cap side. It's not bloody rocket surgery. Lol lol indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 British cars fill up on the right hand side, most of Europe on the left. Members of a certain institution in a flat county south of Manchester but north west of Stoke like to get filled up from the rear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported for going off topic on first reply. If you haven't got anything to add then shut up you oily toad, who oils toads. It wasn't off topic at all. Reported framing and deceit. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Ape said: Dopey cunts waiting needlessly for a pump to become available on the "right" side, causing completely unnecessary queues, despite the fact the hose is more than long enough to reach from the other side. Thick as pig shit. Fuck off. Yet you're patiently standing behind them with your thumb up your arse and a jerrycan in the other hand, so that you can fuel up your toy helicopters? Fucking iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Yet you're patiently standing behind them with your thumb up your arse and a jerrycan in the other hand, so that you can fuel up your toy helicopters? Fucking iron. Drunk again, Dan? When are you going to realise that most modern RC vehicles use Lithium Polymer battery technology? Lol, what a thick cunt you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Drunk again, Dan? When are you going to realise that most modern RC vehicles use Lithium Polymer battery technology? Lol, what a thick cunt you are. Shame you answered this as I was going to tell him to charge his mobile phone up with a can of petrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 My horse and caravan don't need petrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 22 hours ago, Ape said: Drunk again, Dan? When are you going to realise that most modern RC vehicles use Lithium Polymer battery technology? Lol, what a thick cunt you are. I'm a thick cunt for not knowing how toys are powered these days? Aye, shame on me. When I was a kid RC helicopters were powered by some sort of fossil fuel, and were operated out in a field somewhere by a paedophile. While the latter has stayed stoically the same, apparently you use batteries now. Big fucking deal, it is a weird hobby for weird nonces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm a thick cunt for not knowing how toys are powered these days? Aye, shame on me. When I was a kid RC helicopters were powered by some sort of fossil fuel, and were operated out in a field somewhere by a paedophile. While the latter has stayed stoically the same, apparently you use batteries now. Big fucking deal, it is a weird hobby for weird nonces. Reported for implying Ape is a paedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Reported for implying Ape is a paedophile. Reported for being a Catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Reported for being a Catholic. You're going to be banned soon. You might as well fuck off now. Off you go..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're going to be banned soon. You might as well fuck off now. Off you go..... lol. Reported for making a facetious comment and implying that you have admin status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Reported for making a facetious comment and implying that you have admin status. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cretin. Reported for using language that marginalises the mentally sub-normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Reported for using language that marginalises the mentally sub-normal. Fuck off you dribbling, herpees-riddled spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 In all but name, a very pedestrian nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Fuck off you dribbling, herpees-riddled spastic. I expect that your pump spurts when you see your Ukranian rent boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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