camberwell gypsy Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Spanky said: Education is a total waste of time. Expecially now there's Google. You can pretend you know everything about everything with a few taps of the keyboard, like certain fanny flashing admin for example. You can also get by with an almost aggressive disregard for correct spelling and punctuation, like you you big fat fuck. I didn't know Rick flashes his fanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't know Rick flashes his fanny! All the time. They used to call him 'Ricky flap flasher' at the student union fairtrade peace bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 9 hours ago, Spanky said: Education is a total waste of time. Expecially now there's Google. You can pretend you know everything about everything with a few taps of the keyboard, like certain fanny flashing admin for example. You can also get by with an almost aggressive disregard for correct spelling and punctuation, like you you big fat fuck. Expecially?!!!........and don't you fucking dare try to say you meant it you soppy fucking cunt.Edge a cayshun never dun me no harm,I know how many noughts there are at the end of my bank balance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Spanky said: Are they looking for someone to write tedious, reactionary drivel for next winter's brochure? You'll breeze the interview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Bubba C said: You old softie. I can provide a reference if required. Oh look blubber is here. Finished your reach round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Spanky said: Education is a total waste of time. Expecially now there's Google. You can pretend you know everything about everything with a few taps of the keyboard, like certain fanny flashing admin for example. You can also get by with an almost aggressive disregard for correct spelling and punctuation, like you you big fat fuck. Education is a waste of time ?. Yes, and you are the prime example. Now go crawl back under whichever crustaceon it was you come out from under. No one with any sense on here cares for your bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Expecially?!!!........and don't you fucking dare try to say you meant it you soppy fucking cunt.Edge a cayshun never dun me no harm,I know how many noughts there are at the end of my bank balance So does Skanky, only problem for him is there are noughts at the beginning of his bank balance as well, his pocket money off his parents usually disappears within 10 mins on swizzels and drumstick lollies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: I know how many noughts there are at the end of my bank balance That'll be the same number as at the start then. Anyroad, a Post Office savings account isn't a proper bank account and neither is the old bacca tin at the back of your sock drawer, furthermore, those rent arrears and CCJ's are gonna present an obstacle to getting one for some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: So does Skanky, only problem for him is there are noughts at the beginning of his bank balance as well, his pocket money off his parents usually disappears within 10 mins on swizzels and drumstick lollies. Beat me to it you cunt, fuck off though I'm leaving it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 44 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: So does Skanky, only problem for him is there are noughts at the beginning of his bank balance as well, his pocket money off his parents usually disappears within 10 mins on swizzels and drumstick lollies. Reported for implying Spanky spends his hard-earned on grooming products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: All the time. They used to call him 'Ricky flap flasher' at the student union fairtrade peace bar. You should see what he does with a pair of recycled crocs and some Linda McCartney sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Expecially?!!!........and don't you fucking dare try to say you meant it you soppy fucking cunt.Edge a cayshun never dun me no harm,I know how many noughts there are at the end of my bank balance Of course I meant it. That's how it's spelt. Now fuck off while I go to the shop and spend my pocket money on a bockle of pop and a sherbet dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, Spanky said: You should see what he does with a pair of recycled crocs and some Linda McCartney sausages. The new avatar.. the little weirdo from Labyrinth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The new avatar.. the little weirdo from Labyrinth? No, it's the Psammead, which annoyingly doesn't rhyme with spack, flid, tard or mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 It's seeing the cocooned snowflakes jumpin in the air, fucking hugging and shouting enough 'oh my god' type crap that riles me. And all for a pass in some world poverty shite and social studies in how Britain has been transformed into a sea of degenerate cuntwipes from the underclass right up to the toffs. How can that get you a job in a Morrisons? These lazy, unreachable little zombie cunts have a degree in burying their ugly heads in an Iphone mummy pays for. I fear for the future if these tossed have to change my pads and wipe my arse in my dying throes. That's right, leap in the air kids - the living wage is a 'comin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Where do the doctors cone from? Fucking anywhere bar England. What cunts are engineering this project? Jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: It's seeing the cocooned snowflakes jumpin in the air, fucking hugging and shouting enough 'oh my god' type crap that riles me. And all for a pass in some world poverty shite and social studies in how Britain has been transformed into a sea of degenerate cuntwipes from the underclass right up to the toffs. How can that get you a job in a Morrisons? These lazy, unreachable little zombie cunts have a degree in burying their ugly heads in an Iphone mummy pays for. I fear for the future if these tossed have to change my pads and wipe my arse in my dying throes. That's right, leap in the air kids - the living wage is a 'comin'... 5 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Where do the doctors cone from? Fucking anywhere bar England. What cunts are engineering this project? Jeez. Please stop already, it's just not happening for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Where do the doctors cone from? Fucking anywhere bar England. What cunts are engineering this project? Jeez. You're absolutely right. There's no better endorsement of a medical professional's capability than their nationality or the colour of their skin. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're absolutely right. There's no better endorsement of a medical professional's capability than their nationality or the colour of their skin. Idiot. this cunt ticks all the boxes... Daniel Ubani, a Nigerian-born German citizen, was on his first UK shift as a locum when he killed Gray, whom he injected with 100mg of diamorphine – 10 times the recommended maximum dose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: this cunt ticks all the boxes... Daniel Ubani, a Nigerian-born German citizen, was on his first UK shift as a locum when he killed Gray, whom he injected with 100mg of diamorphine – 10 times the recommended maximum dose. True, Eddie, and like the next man I wouldn't particularly want to wake up in hospital with rice and peas stuck in my appendectomy wound. Saying that, I'd rather be admistered to by a Ladysmith Black Mbazo fan than native born Harold Shipman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 I'm not falling into this PC trap. Nor will I alter my approach. So there cunt wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 On Friday, August 18, 2017 at 8:51 AM, Bill Stickers said: Where do you think all our doctors, engineers and scientists come from? India, Pakistan and China, In answer to your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 On Saturday, August 19, 2017 at 10:34 AM, Eric Cuntman said: the little weirdo from Labyrinth? Isn't that a bit like saying 'the gay one at the Pride March.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 18 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: India, Pakistan and China, In answer to your question. So your answer is that we send even less kids to uni? Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: So your answer is that we send even less kids to uni? Oh dear. Its a reasonable enough thing to do. Most of the courses they are on are of no use in the real world. You could still send more kids (who have sufficient intelligence) on useful uni courses whilst at the same time drastically reducing sending the overall number of kids to uni . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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