Driverless truck and car cunts

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Ape said:

Trains travel along fixed, predetermined routes. Planes have a huge amount of space around them and have entire departments of people monitoring their every move. Neither example is comparable to cars on roads.

Fuck off.

Road vehicles will soon be following fixed routes for much of the time. Both on motorways and some major trunk roads most new railways are using some form of "moving block" and the same principle will be used. We already have proposal for "trains of" driverless trucks, moving closelt together in convoys.

Get Fucked

[Bubba C]

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Give it a like then, you cheese on toast munching, tight-arsed valley dwelling cunt.... But you've made a very good point regarding the futility of teaching learner drivers basic maintenance. Especially as even operating the bonnet catch on most new cars requires a few grands worth of specialist equipment, a Snap-On laptop to reset everything afterwards and will probably invalidate the warranty. 

I would’ve, if @Admin wasn’t such a fucking miserly old cunt and rationed more than 10 per 24 hours. I was going to splurge that many likes on you that you’d need an umbrella, but you can go fuck yourself now*, you impatient little cunt. 

 

*or just wait a couple of hours. 

[Decimus]

15 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

in the event of societal collapse would you be able to properly feed yourself? I doubt most in the UK could. 

Quincy could. It's not hard to squat under someone's arse with your mouth open whilst masturbating furiously.

[Ape™️]

6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Road vehicles will soon be following fixed routes for much of the time. Both on motorways and some major trunk roads most new railways are using some form of "moving block" and the same principle will be used. We already have proposal for "trains of" driverless trucks, moving closelt together in convoys.

Get Fucked

Sorry, but a load of trucks following each other isn’t the same as a train that is physically constrained by the rails it runs on. If just one of the trucks in this convoy fucks up, it’d be fucking carnage. So again, your example is not comparable to vehicles on roads.

Fuck off.  

[Guest Lady Penelope]

27 minutes ago, Ape said:

Sorry, but a load of trucks following each other isn’t the same as a train that is physically constrained by the rails it runs on. If just one of the trucks in this convoy fucks up, it’d be fucking carnage. So again, your example is not comparable to vehicles on roads.

Fuck off.  

"Driverless trucks", it is fully comparable to rail and these truck convoys will be in effect "physically constrained" by electronic guidance systems.. if a truck fucks up now there is often carnage. If they can use statistics prove that the driverless truck convey system is "safer" they will do it regardless.

https://toyota-forklifts.eu/why-toyota/about-us/news-and-editorials/new-automated-guided-cart/

Get fucked

[Admin]

1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

miserly old cunt

Quite right I am. However, the limit of 10 likes is pre-set by InVision and not adjustable. 

[Bubba C]

21 minutes ago, Admin said:

Quite right I am. However, the limit of 10 likes is pre-set by InVision and not adjustable. 

InVision, schmInVision. 

Just award Eric 5,000 like you’ve done for yourself previously to piss Decs off, bring back the leaderboard; instate Quince as a mod and let’s have some fun. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I think we genuinely passed that point a long time ago. I've no idea what you do for a living, but in the event of societal collapse would you be able to properly feed yourself? I doubt most in the UK could. 

Yes I could. I don't live like a survivalist in the woods, but I was one of the generation who was in the Scouts, before the health and safety mafia fucked the world over and we were allowed to use a sheath Knife and build a fire. And I've hunted hares and rabbits as a pastime which also provides a source of food. Many who fish could relate to a similar skill set. I suppose in a societal breakdown I wouldn't find it a piece of piss, but I could get by heat, shelter and food wise. Sadly I doubt many teenagers will be able to say the same in 20 years time. I'm not opposed to technological advancement but I do believe over reliance is a negative thing. This generation of kids aren't served well by only staring at phones and PlayStation generated entertainment. I suppose what I'm saying is,  by all means embrace technology, but also learn to take care of yourself in the event you should be separated from it.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes I could. I don't live like a survivalist in the woods, but I was one of the generation who was in the Scouts, before the health and safety mafia fucked the world over and we were allowed to use a sheath Knife and build a fire. And I've hunted hares and rabbits as a pastime which also provides a source of food. Many who fish could relate to a similar skill set. I suppose in a societal breakdown I wouldn't find it a piece of piss, but I could get by heat, shelter and food wise. Sadly I doubt many teenagers will be able to say the same in 20 years time. I'm not opposed to technological advancement but I do believe over reliance is a negative thing. This generation of kids aren't served well by only staring at phones and PlayStation generated entertainment. I suppose what I'm saying is,  by all means embrace technology, but also learn to take care of yourself in the event you should be separated from it.

Eric, i must admit to feeling somewhat uncomfortable having polite, rational discourse with you.

I hope on that basis you'll understand when I call you a cunt. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

but I could get by heat, shelter and food wise.

Cannibalism is the answer.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

If I wanted to purchase one of these driverless truck contraptions how will it be delivered or would I have to collect it myself. And more importantly, who's going to control the population of prostitutes if this takes off?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Quincy could. It's not hard to squat under someone's arse with your mouth open whilst masturbating furiously.

Said with authority. Shit slurping slag.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

InVision, schmInVision. 

Just award Eric 5,000 like you’ve done for yourself previously to piss Decs off, bring back the leaderboard; instate Quince as a mod and let’s have some fun. 

Exactly so.

Admin, keys please. I swear to god I'll be fair and reasonable. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

This is exactly what people said during the industrial revolution, whilst trying to smash up machinery that was automating humans out of a job.

Living standards and conditions have improved immensely since then, and most people remain employed, albeit it that many jobs today people could not even fathom existing back then.

Progress towards safer, cleaner, more efficient driving is not going to be halted to make sure a few people don't lose their jobs. 

I agree with William on this. It may be far fetched (and a stretch) now but in 20 years probably a piece of piss, tech wise. 

However the overriding fact is, if one can go to remoter pub or restaurant pissing it up, car awaiting outside..... End of fucking story. What's the point in this argument exactly? 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

@Admin , Case closed.

please block further posts to this thread.

inadmissable.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

34 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

If I wanted to purchase one of these driverless truck contraptions how will it be delivered or would I have to collect it myself. And more importantly, who's going to control the population of prostitutes if this takes off?

It would drive itself to you and hopefully suffer a glitch and run you over you miserable cult.

[Eric Cuntman]

46 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Eric, i must admit to feeling somewhat uncomfortable having polite, rational discourse with you.

I hope on that basis you'll understand when I call you a cunt. 

I understand completely. I suppose it is unsettling for you to discover that the knuckle dragging white supremacist that you know and despise isn't necessarily the true persona behind Eric. That said, I still fucking hate muslims and darkies. 

[ratcum]

2 hours ago, Admin said:

Quite right I am. However, the limit of 10 likes is pre-set by InVision and not adjustable. 

can I sell my unused likes to poor saps on here that think they're worth something? It might stop Eric sending me nude pictures of his dog.

[Bubba C]

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Quincy could. It's not hard to squat under someone's arse with your mouth open whilst masturbating furiously.

I feel fucking sick, cheers. 

[Decimus]

5 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I feel fucking sick, cheers. 

I've got a vivid image of him. Jowly, fat fucking face gesticulating like an Alabama snapping turtle as he works his jaw muscles into a frenzy. Snack done, he cleans himself up with his canary yellow tie and proceeds to breathe heavily into the faces of the unfortunate denizens of his slums.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, ratcum said:

can I sell my unused likes to poor saps on here that think they're worth something? It might stop Eric sending me nude pictures of his dog.

I'm sending you the dog itself on Thursday. I've had all its teeth removed and trained it to suck a saveloy.

[Stubby Pecker]

6 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

This is exactly what people said during the industrial revolution, whilst trying to smash up machinery that was automating humans out of a job.

Living standards and conditions have improved immensely since then, and most people remain employed, albeit it that many jobs today people could not even fathom existing back then.

Progress towards safer, cleaner, more efficient driving is not going to be halted to make sure a few people don't lose their jobs. 

Have you visited wales of late?

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Jowly, fat fucking face gesticulating like an Alabama snapping turtle as he works his jaw muscles into a frenzy. Snack done, he cleans himself up with his canary yellow tie and proceeds to breathe heavily into the faces of the unfortunate denizens of his slums.

You copied and pasted that from his LinkedIn testimonials, didn’t you?