Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 We took a trip into Gloucester today, as the annual classic car show is on this weekend. Loads of lovely old cars on display in the busy central shopping area. Most people were just taking quick snaps on their phones (although not £45 Vodafone own brand rubbish), but quite a number of cunts were attempting to compose perfectly framed masterpieces using their digital SLR's, and expecting no cunt to walk in front of them while they were doing it. And when, inevitably, somecunt did get in the shot, the look of sheer annoyance on these cunts faces was priceless. Actually worth doing on purpose. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 The advantage of a small point-and-shoot over a big fuck off SLR is that it's much less painful when an irate Scotsman rams it right up their fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 At an air display, I didn't see a fucking thing because of the roof and walls of the beer tent. That was lucky really because I also didn't have to watch the gay, anoraks monkeying about with their RC planes and helicopters and their carers waiting patiently to take them home to their sheltered housing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 16 minutes ago, Manky said: At an air display, I didn't see a fucking thing because of the roof and walls of the beer tent. That was lucky really because I also didn't have to watch the gay, anoraks monkeying about with their RC planes and helicopters and their carers waiting patiently to take them home to their sheltered housing. Where else would a thick, alcoholic northern wanker spend his time at an air display? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Where else would a thick, alcoholic northern wanker spend his time at an air display? Not playing with toy planes thinking he is Biggles, that is for fucking sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Ya seem to spend your life in a constant state of annoyance apey baby. .enjoy the little things because soon you'll die Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya seem to spend your life in a constant state of annoyance apey baby. .enjoy the little things because soon you'll die Panzerknacker Oh great - it's surfaced again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Mm..I'm up n about a few hours now..watching some shite about how the yanks got a good shoeing in the nam Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..I'm up n about a few hours now..watching some shite about how the yanks got a good shoeing in the nam Panzerknacker South Vietnam fell 2 years after the Yanks left. The Yanks did very well, it was the South Vietnamese corrupt government that lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Just now, Manky said: South Vietnam fell 2 years after the Yanks left. The Yanks did very well, it was the South Vietnamese corrupt government that lost it. Lost over 50 thousand lads though. .hard for a democratic country to stomach Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Lost over 50 thousand lads though. .hard for a democratic country to stomach Panzerknacker That was the crux of it. They could have chased the VC back up to the Chinky border. The commies were fucked when a ceasefire was called. If you get a man on the ropes, finish him or he will come back at you. The Yanks took their gloves off and showered then fucked off home before the Reds came back to overthrow the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..I'm up n about a few hours now..watching some shite about how the yanks got a good shoeing in the nam Panzerknacker 24 minutes ago, Manky said: South Vietnam fell 2 years after the Yanks left. The Yanks did very well, it was the South Vietnamese corrupt government that lost it. 22 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Lost over 50 thousand lads though. .hard for a democratic country to stomach Panzerknacker 16 minutes ago, Manky said: That was the crux of it. They could have chased the VC back up to the Chinky border. The commies were fucked when a ceasefire was called. If you get a man on the ropes, finish him or he will come back at you. The Yanks took their gloves off and showered then fucked off home before the Reds came back to overthrow the south. I've always wanted to attend a debate where Simon Schama and David Starkey engaged in intelligent discourse and offered up their expert opinions on a historical event. Instead I have to make do with a slovenly Irish wanker and a northern fucking idiot swapping historical "facts" gleaned from watching Good Morning Vietnam fifty six times. Shut up you thick pair of cunts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Fuk ye decco baby. .we just chewing the cud is all. .gwan back to whatever the fuck ya do of a Saturday. ..fuk all probably Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've always wanted to attend a debate where Simon Schama and David Starkey engaged in intelligent discourse and offered up their expert opinions on a historical event. Instead I have to make do with a slovenly Irish wanker and a northern fucking idiot swapping historical "facts" gleaned from watching Good Morning Vietnam fifty six times. Shut up you thick pair of cunts. That is why you are so fucking thick. You refuse to learn from your betters. I have never seen that Robbie Williams pile of shit but have watched M.A.S.H. and Dixon of Dock Green many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk ye decco baby. .we just chewing the cud is all. .gwan back to whatever the fuck ya do of a Saturday. ..fuk all probably Norwich are 3-0 down at half-time, which might explain the mood. Sunglasses for Mrs D again this weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Norwich are 3-0 down at half-time, which might explain the mood. Sunglasses for Mrs D again this weekend. Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Norwich are 3-0 down at half-time, which might explain the mood. Sunglasses for Mrs D again this weekend. There is a strange, bright yellow thing in the sky here today. I won't wear sunglasses though, they spoil the dynamics of my cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 44 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk ye decco baby. .we just chewing the cud is all. .gwan back to whatever the fuck ya do of a Saturday. ..fuk all probably Panzerknacker In comparison, you must be rushed off your feet, especially with your early starts and busy schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: In comparison, you must be rushed off your feet, especially with your early starts and busy schedule. Mm..I've always somthing to do or somewhere to be... my afternoons and evening are usually full Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: South Vietnam fell 2 years after the Yanks left. The Yanks did very well, it was the South Vietnamese corrupt government that lost it. The US wholly underestimated its enemy, in the process spunking several unforeseen billions of dollars which lead to the loss of 58,000 troops – a figure far higher than it ever anticipated. In addition, because it was the first major conflict consistently recorded on camera, it brought about a national anti-war movement in the US, the first of its kind. By handing power back to South Vietnam, the US essentially conceded its position to the Soviet and Chinese-funded NVA and communism. With the above facts in mind, how can you possibly claim 'The Yanks did very well'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: We took a trip into Gloucester today, as the annual classic car show is on this weekend. Loads of lovely old cars on display in the busy central shopping area. Most people were just taking quick snaps on their phones (although not £45 Vodafone own brand rubbish), but quite a number of cunts were attempting to compose perfectly framed masterpieces using their digital SLR's, and expecting no cunt to walk in front of them while they were doing it. And when, inevitably, somecunt did get in the shot, the look of sheer annoyance on these cunts faces was priceless. Actually worth doing on purpose. Fuck off. I bet you take selfies of your awkward autistic face via a GoPro attached to a remote controlled police chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Militarily the Yanks did well. For politicians to bottle it and fuck things up is not a new thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I bet you take selfies of your awkward autistic face via a GoPro attached to a remote controlled police chopper. ... more likely, an out of control policemans chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I now use mirrorless cameras rather than DSLRs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Militarily the Yanks did well. For politicians to bottle it and fuck things up is not a new thing. Dunno mankers the soviets had the same problem in the ganners. .unwilling and unmotivated local military coupled with an unwilling conscripted army Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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