Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: No. They've been deliberately overtly fat, flaunting their lardy folds so fuck 'em I say. I hope there aren't any "just had a curry" types on the bus. It's going to get messy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: At the very least, lessons in hand expressing....it's never too late to learn something new. I imagine expressing from breasts is very much like expressing from cocks and i reckon you're already an expert at one of these. Edited August 29, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I imagine expressing from breasts is very much like expressing from cocks and i reckon you're already an expert at one of these. Compared to you who has removed all doubt time and again. Go have another drink, Drew! Make it bleach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I imagine expressing from breasts is very much like expressing from cocks and i reckon you're already an expert at one of these. Shame on you Droopy. Wiz always adds something special to even the dreariest of noms, and he doesn't deserve this crap from you. Members like you disgust me. I hope you get hit by a low flying model helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: The Spam© feet are indeed worthy of root vegetable attack Authoritah. It's also reassuring to know you're monitoring the situation. Got your back Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Shame on you Droopy. Wiz always adds something special to even the dreariest of noms, and he doesn't deserve this crap from you. Members like you disgust me. I hope you get hit by a low flying model helicopter. Sorry. I was all set for a big cunting of Frank but he must have scurried off back to his microwave for treatment. I'll keep my powder dry in case the creme binned twat does turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Sorry. I was all set for a big cunting of Frank but he must have scurried off back to his microwave for treatment. I'll keep my powder dry in case the creme binned twat does turn up. I understand. If Frank is only having radiotherapy, then that's a doddle. Chemo is the real cunt, his hair will fall out ( all 12 strands of it ), his legs will bloat, making him look a right twat in his white jeans, and his teeth will discolour. When he looks in the mirror hopefully he will top himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Compared to you who has removed all doubt time and again. Go have another drink, Drew! Make it bleach! You should have a nice tumbler of paraquat and meths garnished with slug pellets. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: I agree with Snatch; women breast feeding on public transport should by law, have to offer a drink to any passing commuter. You fuckin' cyclepath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should have a nice tumbler of paraquat and meths garnished with slug pellets. lol. Fuck off. Oi you are stealing my suicide method suggestion of choice, paraquat. Thieving plagiarist. You should walk past Grenfell Tower wearing a sign saying "It was arson, I did it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should have a nice tumbler of paraquat and meths garnished with slug pellets. lol. Fuck off. How was the Algarve, you vile piece of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: How was the Algarve, you vile piece of shit? I was golfing in Scotland actually........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 57 minutes ago, Punkape said: I was golfing in Scotland actually........ Sound the euphemism klaxon. Sound it loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Sound the euphemism klaxon. Sound it loud. Where's your next all-inclusive holiday going to be ? Austrian Tyrol ! Lol lol. lolol. Cretin. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Where's your next all-inclusive holiday going to be ? Austrian Tyrol ! Lol lol. lolol. Cretin. Fuck off Sorry, but you're not making a lot of sense. Also, why are you leaving a space before end of sentence punctuation? Are you some kind of retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 48 minutes ago, Ape said: Sorry, but you're not making a lot of sense. Also, why are you leaving a space before end of sentence punctuation? Are you some kind of retard? More research required cretin... lol. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: You should have a nice tumbler of paraquat and meths garnished with slug pellets. lol. Fuck off. Punky, I have to say I'm rather flattered that you chose to remain on CC to attempt an insult for me. Usually, you'd be at an abortion centre stalking and harassing rape victims away from disposing of your children. Sadly, your insult is both predictable and tedious, to say nothing of infantile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Got your back Ratty. If anyone else on here had said that Authoritah, I'd say they were a homo, but as you're a vast prawn tippling lezzer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Where's your next all-inclusive holiday going to be ? Austrian Tyrol ! Lol lol. lolol. Cretin. Fuck off Punkers od'd on congealed spunk again, no euphemism implied or intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: If anyone else on here had said that Authoritah, I'd say they were a homo, but as you're a vast prawn tippling lezzer... 2000AD's out as a hardback collection Ratty. Wonder if they'll include the marginal stuff like 'Ace Trucking' as well as the obvious shit, Dredd and Strontium Dog etc'. ABC Warriors hopefully too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky, I have to say I'm rather flattered that you chose to remain on CC to attempt an insult for me. Usually, you'd be at an abortion centre stalking and harassing rape victims away from disposing of your children. Sadly, your insult is both predictable and tedious, to say nothing of infantile! So you condone murder. You fucking lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: So you condone murder. You fucking lunatic. If you or any part of your bloodline is the foetus....most definitely! Please die you stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 2000AD's out as a hardback collection Ratty. Wonder if they'll include the marginal stuff like 'Ace Trucking' as well as the obvious shit, Dredd and Strontium Dog etc'. ABC Warriors hopefully too. Early Rogue Trooper was good but the whole thing went a bit studenty adult graphic novel after a while. I have over a 1000 progs in excellent condition, together with annuals, summer specials etc. Fuck knows what I'm going to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 2000AD's out as a hardback collection Ratty. Wonder if they'll include the marginal stuff like 'Ace Trucking' as well as the obvious shit, Dredd and Strontium Dog etc'. ABC Warriors hopefully too. Did you ever wonder how the fuck Ace Garp ever managed to walk in those massive boots? And Nemesis the Warlock, how fucking weird was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Did you ever wonder how the fuck Ace Garp ever managed to walk in those massive boots? And Nemesis the Warlock, how fucking weird was that? Weird indeed, a spaceship motorbike thing that was actually a creature. Garps boots were fucking outrageous. I just googled it and it's still being published now. I doubt it will have the charm of the Fleetway era though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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