People who confuse "Pacific" and "Specific"

[Last Cunt Standing]

I've had the lot this week. From three of these Pacific/Specific dumbos, to a pregnant woman who told me she had compensation running down the inside of her windows, to another loss to science who told me she was worried her compact lenses were getting stuck in her eyes at night.

Sick of biting my lip after 30 years, I've taken to guffawing openly at these linguistic pearls while their originators sit and blink at me, clueless. 

And thats before we get onto the hilarity which results from the various mangling attempts people make at telling me which medicines they'd like more/less of this week courtesy of the taxpayer. OM-EP-RAZ-OLE you big ugly sack of shit, it is really not that difficult. I'm supposed to check you understand how it works and why you are taking it, and you can't even fucking pronounce it without a random sprinkling of vowels and more spittle than is ever necessary. WTF. 

What bloody hope is there for civilisation when people can't even speak the fucking language anymore?

Then you have the nerve to tell me the eminent Sri Lankan Cardiologist you visited at the hospital last week was in your view difficult to understand because "he was one of them Pakistanis". Go and jump in the river, you cretin.  

In case our Korean brethren are listening, and to paraphrase John Betjeman; 

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, It isn't fit for humans now. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Do they ask you to look at their skellingtons when they have aching bones? God forbid if you have to tell someone's wife that she has acute angina or their kids need to see a pediatrician.

[Eric Cuntman]

25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I've had the lot this week. From three of these Pacific/Specific dumbos, to a pregnant woman who told me she had compensation running down the inside of her windows, to another loss to science who told me she was worried her compact lenses were getting stuck in her eyes at night.

Sick of biting my lip after 30 years, I've taken to guffawing openly at these linguistic pearls while their originators sit and blink at me, clueless. 

And thats before we get onto the hilarity which results from the various mangling attempts people make at telling me which medicines they'd like more/less of this week courtesy of the taxpayer. OM-EP-RAZ-OLE you big ugly sack of shit, it is really not that difficult. I'm supposed to check you understand how it works and why you are taking it, and you can't even fucking pronounce it without a random sprinkling of vowels and more spittle than is ever necessary. WTF. 

What bloody hope is there for civilisation when people can't even speak the fucking language anymore?

Then you have the nerve to tell me the eminent Sri Lankan Cardiologist you visited at the hospital last week was in your view difficult to understand because "he was one of them Pakistanis". Go and jump in the river, you cretin.  

In case our Korean brethren are listening, and to paraphrase John Betjeman; 

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, It isn't fit for humans now. 

These people you speak of are the worst type of ignorant scum. To me, the most irritating linguistic crime they commit, is "arksing" questions. They "arks pacific questions".

[Guest Snatch]

Another annoying thing is long posts.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

8 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Another annoying thing is long posts.

The length of your nominations are spot on. 

[Guest Snatch]

3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

The length of your nominations are spot on. 

I see your following me at the moment. Am I pissing you off. Are you rattled? Or whatever the "in" word is this week.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Just now, Snatch said:

I see your following me at the moment. Am I pissing you off. Are you rattled? Or whatever the "in" word is this week.

The new in word is belter. And you're a rattled belter at that. 

[Guest Snatch]

4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

The new in word is belter. And you're a rattled belter at that. 

Am I? How wrong you are. 

[Witheredscrote]

34 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Another annoying thing is long posts.

Amen to that

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I've had the lot this week. From three of these Pacific/Specific dumbos, to a pregnant woman who told me she had compensation running down the inside of her windows, to another loss to science who told me she was worried her compact lenses were getting stuck in her eyes at night.

Sick of biting my lip after 30 years, I've taken to guffawing openly at these linguistic pearls while their originators sit and blink at me, clueless. 

And thats before we get onto the hilarity which results from the various mangling attempts people make at telling me which medicines they'd like more/less of this week courtesy of the taxpayer. OM-EP-RAZ-OLE you big ugly sack of shit, it is really not that difficult. I'm supposed to check you understand how it works and why you are taking it, and you can't even fucking pronounce it without a random sprinkling of vowels and more spittle than is ever necessary. WTF. 

What bloody hope is there for civilisation when people can't even speak the fucking language anymore?

Then you have the nerve to tell me the eminent Sri Lankan Cardiologist you visited at the hospital last week was in your view difficult to understand because "he was one of them Pakistanis". Go and jump in the river, you cretin.  

In case our Korean brethren are listening, and to paraphrase John Betjeman; 

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, It isn't fit for humans now. 

Could you be more pacific?

[Eddie]

I bet you have a picture of harlod shipman on your office wall.

[Earl of Punkape]

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I've had the lot this week. From three of these Pacific/Specific dumbos, to a pregnant woman who told me she had compensation running down the inside of her windows, to another loss to science who told me she was worried her compact lenses were getting stuck in her eyes at night.

Sick of biting my lip after 30 years, I've taken to guffawing openly at these linguistic pearls while their originators sit and blink at me, clueless. 

And thats before we get onto the hilarity which results from the various mangling attempts people make at telling me which medicines they'd like more/less of this week courtesy of the taxpayer. OM-EP-RAZ-OLE you big ugly sack of shit, it is really not that difficult. I'm supposed to check you understand how it works and why you are taking it, and you can't even fucking pronounce it without a random sprinkling of vowels and more spittle than is ever necessary. WTF. 

What bloody hope is there for civilisation when people can't even speak the fucking language anymore?

Then you have the nerve to tell me the eminent Sri Lankan Cardiologist you visited at the hospital last week was in your view difficult to understand because "he was one of them Pakistanis". Go and jump in the river, you cretin.  

In case our Korean brethren are listening, and to paraphrase John Betjeman; 

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, It isn't fit for humans now. 

The chances of you contracting Ebola appears to be much higher than other cunts.

Overall that's ok.

[Wolfie]

17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I bet you have a picture of harlod shipman on your office wall.

Harlod was Harold's twin brother, who was known for his lethal misspelling.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

53 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 who was known for his lethal misspelling.

Which is why Sue Slipman was their sister.

[Stubby Pecker]

On 30 August 2017 at 6:58 PM, Bill Stickers said:

The length of your nominations are spot on. 

Reported for derailing the thread to continue your pathetic little vendetta. Up your game little willy, you're embarrassing yourself.

[Stubby Pecker]

On 30 August 2017 at 8:54 PM, Eddie said:

I bet you have a picture of harlod shipman on your office wall.

I bet you've got a picture of nick griffin in your bog so you can knock one out to his image, you disgusting toad

[Eddie]

3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I bet you've got a picture of nick griffin in your bog so you can knock one out to his image, you disgusting toad

I bet you have a picture of Joey Deacon on your wall...

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

I bet you have a picture of Joey Deacon on your wall...

Maybe, but not for wanking purposes like your hero

[Eddie]

7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Maybe, but not for wanking purposes like your hero

Is he a relative?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Reported for derailing the thread to continue your pathetic little vendetta. Up your game little willy, you're embarrassing yourself.

I have no doubt you've spectacularly misunderstood the entire "reported" thing and actually done so. You filthy little grass. 

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I have no doubt you've spectacularly misunderstood the entire "reported" thing and actually done so. You filthy little grass. 

I hate you bill, you're the worst on here by miles. 

You come with a big wrap of being the daddy but you're about as funny as anal worts which turn into full blown cancer. 

Fuck right off

[Guest Bill Stickers]

4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I hate you bill, you're the worst on here by miles. 

You come with a big wrap of being the daddy but you're about as funny as anal worts which turn into full blown cancer. 

Fuck right off

Sorry I need to jump into a meeting. I'll try and respond in due course. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Could people PLEASE be more pacific.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Could people PLEASE be more pacific.

SOS Pacific with Richard Attenborough is a much overlooked and underrated piece of cinema.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Flying Scotman and Mallard are pacifics.