Guest Manky Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you want to suck my dick, Manky? Blatant sexual harassment. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you want to suck my dick, Manky? Is this meant to read: "Do you want to suck my Manky dick"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I haven't been paying close attention to your output of late billy, but I'm sure it's of high calibre if you've taken my excellent advice. I'll try and up my game to put you back on your place because frankly I'm feeling a little rattled verging on tears. 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Self-rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 24 minutes ago, Manky said: Blatant sexual harassment. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Tosser. Belter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Belter. Be aware that to Manky and Roadkill, this is an high compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 See you tomorrow then @Snatch? As this is going to be your last evening not looking like a less agile Stephen Hawking, you might want to post a nom. You won't be able to when you're eating baby food through a tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: See you tomorrow then @Snatch? As this is going to be your last evening not looking like a less agile Stephen Hawking, you might want to post a nom. You won't be able to when you're eating baby food through a tube. You and Snatch having a straightener? It'd better be on the fucking cobbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 49 minutes ago, Manky said: Blatant sexual harassment. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Tosser. I don't know why you're being all coy now, the PM you sent me this afternoon was resplendent in its romanticism. "Deer Decs, I will feest u on sliced haslet and tinned burgar meet as u pik the flees out of my back hare to the chune of my favorit Donny Osmond album. I will carv you a monyoument of my eva lasting luv out of the prized potayto that her majeesty awarded me on compleeting my too years nashunal serfis in the Royal Nu jersy spud fusaleers." Once I ran it through Google translates "Thick Northern Cunt" to English mode, it brought a tear to my eye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: You and Snatch having a straightener? It'd better be on the fucking cobbles. Snatch won't turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 38 minutes ago, Ape said: You and Snatch having a straightener? It'd better be on the fucking cobbles. I was invited. I've decided to leave them to it. I don't know what either of them looks like and I might end up kicking fuck out of the wrong one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I was invited. I've decided to leave them to it. I don't know what either of them looks like and I might end up kicking fuck out of the wrong one. Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out. That's what was written on the T-Shirt of the former US marine who drunkenly approached the nightclub door I was working on about ten years ago, I was with my Glaswegian colleague. The yank called him a "Limey motherfucka", it still makes me giggle when I think about him crawling on the pavement, trying to find his teeth. You can get away with calling a Scotsman many things, but English isn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's what was written on the T-Shirt of the former US marine who drunkenly approached the nightclub door I was working on about ten years ago, I was with my Glaswegian colleague. The yank called him a "Limey motherfucka", it still makes me giggle when I think about him crawling on the pavement, trying to find his teeth. You can get away with calling a Scotsman many things, but English isn't one of them. bullshit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Snatch won't turn up. You haven't told me where exactly. Street name,time and what your mates look like. I take it they will be representing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was invited. I've decided to leave them to it. I don't know what either of them looks like and I might end up kicking fuck out of the wrong one. Just kick the fuck out of the one crying. I'll hold your coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: bullshit Eddie, let's dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: bullshit There weren't any women with kids in the back of the car being threatened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eddie, let's dance. Decs, this is a direct pirate Frank post. And beneath you. About 6 feet beneath you if rumours of his demise are true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 10 hours ago, Snatch said: You haven't told me where exactly. Street name,time and what your mates look like. I take it they will be representing you. Stratford Upon Avon station. Arrive at 7 o'clock and await further instruction. I'm the one with the tattoo on my head remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Stratford Upon Avon station. Arrive at 7 o'clock and await further instruction. I'm the one with the tattoo on my head remember? Oh yeah, the woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Oh yeah, the woman. See you there then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: See you there then? Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: Of course. What time will you need to set off from Morecambe Bay? Have you checked all the stations can accommodate your disability scooter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What time will you need to set off from Morecambe Bay? Have you checked all the stations can accommodate your disability scooter? Yes they can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 43 minutes ago, Snatch said: Yes they can. Snatch I'm not up to speed on all of this. Are you going to meet Bill for a fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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