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Extreme paranoia about the omnipresent threat of noncing


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6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I haven't been paying close attention to your output of late billy, but I'm sure it's of high calibre if you've taken my excellent advice. I'll try and up my game to put you back on your place because frankly I'm feeling a little rattled verging on tears. 

 

6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Self-rattled. 

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See you tomorrow then @Snatch?

As this is going to be your last evening not looking like a less agile Stephen Hawking, you might want to post a nom. You won't be able to when you're eating baby food through a tube. 

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11 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

See you tomorrow then @Snatch?

As this is going to be your last evening not looking like a less agile Stephen Hawking, you might want to post a nom. You won't be able to when you're eating baby food through a tube. 

You and Snatch having a straightener? It'd better be on the fucking cobbles.

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49 minutes ago, Manky said:

Blatant sexual harassment.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Tosser.

I don't know why you're being all coy now, the PM you sent me this afternoon was resplendent in its romanticism.

"Deer Decs,

I will feest u on sliced haslet and tinned burgar meet as u pik the flees out of my back hare to the chune of my favorit Donny Osmond album. I will carv you a monyoument of my eva lasting luv out of the prized potayto that her majeesty  awarded me on compleeting my too years nashunal serfis in the Royal Nu jersy spud fusaleers."

Once I ran it through Google translates "Thick Northern Cunt" to English mode, it brought a tear to my eye.

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24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

That's what was written on the T-Shirt of the former US marine who drunkenly approached the nightclub door I was working on about ten years ago, I was with my Glaswegian colleague. The yank called him a "Limey motherfucka", it still makes me giggle when I think about him crawling on the pavement, trying to find his teeth. You can get away with calling a Scotsman many things, but English isn't one of them.

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28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's what was written on the T-Shirt of the former US marine who drunkenly approached the nightclub door I was working on about ten years ago, I was with my Glaswegian colleague. The yank called him a "Limey motherfucka", it still makes me giggle when I think about him crawling on the pavement, trying to find his teeth. You can get away with calling a Scotsman many things, but English isn't one of them.

bullshit

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53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was invited. I've decided to leave them to it. I don't know what either of them looks like and I might end up kicking fuck out of the wrong one.

Just kick the fuck out of the one crying. I'll hold your coat.

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10 hours ago, Snatch said:

You haven't told me where exactly. Street name,time and what your mates look like.

I take it they will be representing you.

Stratford Upon Avon station. Arrive at 7 o'clock and await further instruction.

I'm the one with the tattoo on my head remember?

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19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Stratford Upon Avon station. Arrive at 7 o'clock and await further instruction.

I'm the one with the tattoo on my head remember?

Oh yeah, the woman.

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11 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Of course.

What time will you need to set off from Morecambe Bay?

Have you checked all the stations can accommodate your disability scooter? 

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5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

What time will you need to set off from Morecambe Bay?

Have you checked all the stations can accommodate your disability scooter? 

Yes they can.

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