Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 A complaint often leveled against the Welsh when someone English goes into their local pub, but in fact cunts from all over Ingerlarnd do exactly the same. You walk into the Greaser's Arms in Horwich and they are all talking Queen's English until you speak and then suddenly it's "Ee by gum, let's be fur cock". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 The Welsh do not change to speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in. They alternate languages all the time. A completely bollocks cliche, perpetuated by cretins who know fuck all about Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: The Welsh do not change to speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in. They alternate languages all the time. A completely bollocks cliche, perpetuated by cretins who know fuck all about Wales. Who gives a fuck. If it makes the sheep shagging druids look like cunts, that's good enough for me. I would prefer it if the Welsh would stick to their unintelligible bollocks when I am around, I choose not to sully my Englishness by conversing with inferior life forms. God save the Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 So you're a Royalist cunt as well as an English one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: The Welsh do not change to speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in. They alternate languages all the time. A completely bollocks cliche, perpetuated by cretins who know fuck all about Wales. You touchy little cunt. I went on quite a few benders in a Cardiff as a student and I was always baffled at the insistence on translating everything into Welsh throughout the campuses. Flat in a Welsh has two Fs... Fflat. What's the fucking point? I think in that instance let's just not bother with putting the English word on the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: The Welsh do not change to speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in. They alternate languages all the time. A completely bollocks cliche, perpetuated by cretins who know fuck all about Wales. I've already decided that we aren't going to get on. Not because you are a stupid fucking cunt, which is beyond reasonable doubt. But because your miserable resurfacing from whatever crack den in Rhyl you call home will now coincide with a myriad of tedious sheep-shagging jokes from the usual fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 47 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: So you're a Royalist cunt as well as an English one... Yes indeed. I am a subject of the Queen of England and have stood ready to bear arms against the cunts from the valleys for many years. We stood down when it was pointed out that the sheep shaggers had nothing of value worth looting. Also, our sources informed us you could catch infertility and dementia just by looking at the pig ugly harridans you laughingly call women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Yes indeed. I am a subject of the Queen of England and have stood ready to bear arms against the cunts from the valleys for many years. We stood down when it was pointed out that the sheep shaggers had nothing of value worth looting. Also, our sources informed us you could catch infertility and dementia just by looking at the pig ugly harridans you laughingly call women. And as if by magic, one of the usual fucking idiots appears... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: And as if by magic, one of the usual fucking idiots appears... I don't believe originality works as well as wearing the fuckers down with tired clichés. With the sheep shaggers, my preferred tactic is a barrage of sheep innuendo of biblical proportions. Another one is about the gold medal for spackerism won by Charlotte Church at every competition, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: The Welsh do not change to speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in. They alternate languages all the time. A completely bollocks cliche, perpetuated by cretins who know fuck all about Wales. You and I aren't going to get along very well, you stupid Welsh cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: The Welsh do not change to speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in. They alternate languages all the time. A completely bollocks cliche, perpetuated by cretins who know fuck all about Wales. Oh goody - another stupid wanker that feels the need to have the word 'cunt' in his user name. How clever and original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Why are most of CC members welsh anyway? Is it buy one get one free in the slate mines or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 33 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh goody - another stupid wanker that feels the need to have the word 'cunt' in his user name. How clever and original. That's hurtful, Ape, very hurtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's hurtful, Ape, very hurtful. Sorry about that. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 59 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh goody - another stupid wanker that feels the need to have the word 'cunt' in his user name. How clever and original. I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Sorry about that. Cunt. You've hurt a lot of people tonight. I'm just glad that Cunty McFuckbastard isn't here to see this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Cunt said: I agree Give him a like then you miserly old bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Sorta my nom though, innit? http://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/62492-people-who-change-accent-after-a-few-drinks/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've hurt a lot of people tonight. I'm just glad that Cunty McFuckbastard isn't here to see this I hope I've caused no offence to established cunts - my comments were aimed at nouvelle cunts that lack imagination, intelligence or humour. Oh, and Punkape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I hope I've caused no offence to established cunts - my comments were aimed at nouvelle cunts that lack imagination, intelligence or humour. Oh, and Punkape. That there Blade 360 CFX looks like quite the helicopter eh? Going to get plenty of zubba zubbs from that cheeky tail rotor eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I hope I've caused no offence to established cunts - my comments were aimed at nouvelle cunts that lack imagination, intelligence or humour. Oh, and Punkape. No prob's. I've often considered the fact that including the word cunt in my username was a bit naff, I may change it to Dave, or Kevin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No prob's. I've often considered the fact that including the word cunt in my username was a bit naff, I may change it to Dave, or Kevin. Eric Daveman sounds good..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That there Blade 360 CFX looks like quite the helicopter eh? Going to get plenty of zubba zubbs from that cheeky tail rotor eh? Been doing some research on 'toy' helicopters, Dan? That's quite disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ape said: I hope I've caused no offence to established cunts - my comments were aimed at nouvelle cunts that lack imagination, intelligence or humour. Oh, and Punkape. A Clingon cloaking device would enable you to hide or move bodies and commit heinous crimes generally. I would be suprised if you weren't part of some insane collective trying to develop one.You would like to be the "Borg" and assimilate entire species for the collective.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: A Clingon cloaking device would enable you to hide or move bodies and commit heinous crimes generally. I would be suprised if you weren't part of some insane collective trying to develop one.You would like to be the "Borg" and assimilate entire species for the collective.... lol. Fuck off. Klingon. Not Clingon. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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