Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Christian teaching tells us that divorce is wrong.Jacob Rees-Mogg superbly pointed out the evils of abortion and same sex marriage earlier in the week and should also have highlighted divorce. The age for marriage should be raised to 23 for a woman and 26 for a man and restricted to practicing Christians in this country.This would put marriage on a sounder base and give couples more time to get to know each other.Without divorce proceedings clogging up the courtrooms lawyers would have more time to deport illegal immigrants and prosecute homosexuals. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Being divorced is something you'll never have to worry about, so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Being divorced is something you'll never have to worry about, so fuck off. Au contraire..... Marriage is a sacrament before God. I hope you were married in a church Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Au contraire..... Marriage is a sacrament before God. I hope you were married in a church Ape. Are you seriously trying to tell me you're married?! Lol - no fucking way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ape said: Are you seriously trying to tell me you're married?! Lol - no fucking way. Maybe he married his Nigerian pimp when he was in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Maybe he married his Nigerian pimp when he was in the cooler. Anyone who has become betrothed in a registry office is only legally married and not married before God. The arrangement is in effect a sham.Any "marriage" between same sex individuals is also a sham as well as a desecration of the moral integrity of our country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: desecration of the moral integrity of our country. Out of interest where is your country .. which planet is it on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Out of interest where is your country .. which planet is it on? I hope you're not divorced... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 31 minutes ago, Snatch said: Maybe he married his Nigerian pimp when he was in the cooler. A dog's marriage. I doubt there was much of a ceremony other than when Punky swiftly curled up into the foetal position post-bumming and proceeded to devour the recently deposited contents of his arsehole. I hope everyone's enjoying their breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: A dog's marriage. I doubt there was much of a ceremony other than when Punky swiftly curled up into the foetal position post-bumming and proceeded to devour the recently deposited contents of his arsehole. I hope everyone's enjoying their breakfast. Hot sausage for everyone ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Christian teaching tells us that divorce is wrong... Tell that to your bumchum Prince Charles. I'm fairly sure Christian teaching has something to say about adultery too. "Fid Def" my fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 56 minutes ago, Bubba C said: A dog's marriage. I doubt there was much of a ceremony other than when Punky swiftly curled up into the foetal position post-bumming and proceeded to devour the recently deposited contents of his arsehole. I hope everyone's enjoying their breakfast. I was just contemplating a little brunch, maybe later...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Tell that to your bumchum Prince Charles. I'm fairly sure Christian teaching has something to say about adultery too. "Fid Def" my fucking arse. I've never met him. I have met Princess Anne several times( rugby and the turf) and Prince Andrew (golf). Prince Charles is a national disgrace. Prince Edward is the only one of the siblings who is not divorced which is an appalling example.I have also met Viscount Linley( shooting) and Lady Victoria Windsor(turf). lol. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've never met him. I have met Princess Anne several times( rugby and the turf) and Prince Andrew (golf). Prince Charles is a national disgrace. Prince Edward is the only one of the siblings who is not divorced which is an appalling example.I have also met Viscount Linley( shooting) and Lady Victoria Windsor(turf). lol. Fuck off Chelsea Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've never met him. I have met Princess Anne several times( rugby and the turf) and Prince Andrew (golf). Prince Charles is a national disgrace. Prince Edward is the only one of the siblings who is not divorced which is an appalling example.I have also met Viscount Linley( shooting) and Lady Victoria Windsor(turf). lol. Fuck off Fuck me, you toilet attendants really get around! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 36 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Fuck me, you toilet attendants really get around! And Rolf Harris will be returned to you soon.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: And Rolf Harris will be returned to you soon.... lol. Fuck off. Tie me kangaroo down sport .. FUCK OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Hot sausage for everyone ! Reported for soliciting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Tell that to your bumchum Prince Charles. I'm fairly sure Christian teaching has something to say about adultery too. "Fid Def" my fucking arse. "cursed shall be he that compareth himself to the sanitary product inserted into his beloveds vagina...." I'm sure that's in the bible somewhere, it appears periodically. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Christian teaching tells us that divorce is wrong.Jacob Rees-Mogg superbly pointed out the evils of abortion and same sex marriage earlier in the week and should also have highlighted divorce. The age for marriage should be raised to 23 for a woman and 26 for a man and restricted to practicing Christians in this country.This would put marriage on a sounder base and give couples more time to get to know each other.Without divorce proceedings clogging up the courtrooms lawyers would have more time to deport illegal immigrants and prosecute homosexuals. lol. Fuck off. Well done Punkers, talking common sense as per usual. You are indeed an erudite man. On the other hand, Ape is an Araldite man, he uses nothing else to stick his toy planes together. The short tempered soppy cunt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Marriage is a cunt The church is a cunt God is a cunt Religion is a cunt Punkape's a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Marriage is a cunt The church is a cunt God is a cunt Religion is a cunt Punkape's a cunt I stood outside the mosque and shouted "Muslims are cunts!" A bloke said "I resent that." I asked "why, are you a Muslim?" He said "no, I'm a cunt." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well done Punkers, talking common sense as per usual. You are indeed an erudite man. On the other hand, Ape is an Araldite man, he uses nothing else to stick his toy planes together. The short tempered soppy cunt. lol How's your impending death coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: How's your impending death coming along? Very well, and thank you for enquiring. One more week and I should be with Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Tell that to your bumchum Prince Charles. I'm fairly sure Christian teaching has something to say about adultery too. "Fid Def" my fucking arse. Charles is a secret muslim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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