Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Ask and ye shall receive. Our friend back door has a lovely place, the envy of punkers no doubt. But a builders glove and skate shoes tells me not only is he a boring oxygen bandit but a fashion victim as well. As for the convenient arse height split in his coat....maybe it IS punkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Our friend back door has a lovely place, the envy of punkers no doubt. But a builders glove and skate shoes tells me not only is he a boring oxygen bandit but a fashion victim as well. As for the convenient arse height split in his coat....maybe it IS punkers! Note the spindly legs and long black coat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Oh tell me when will you be mine....Quando, quando, quando, quando? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Note the spindly legs and long black coat... Frank is solely responsible for the spate of Slender man sightings over the past decade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 On 17/09/2017 at 9:30 AM, Decimus said: Ask and ye shall receive. Where EXACTLY does this vagrant dwell? I want his trainers & the brace of shower-head fittings. How the other half live, eh! Fucking Tories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank is solely responsible for the spate of Slender man sightings over the past decade. No way is that Frank. He'd never be seen with his arse out of a box without his own head shoved up it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 It would be interesting to confirm if anybody on here has actually shagged a sheep, save for Spot. Many would have done donkeys & dogs (but that's hardly uncommon in Franks home) however, sheep? This nom just doesn't add up. It's nothing short of hearsay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank is solely responsible for the spate of Slender man sightings over the past decade. Fuck me, what is that shit? Slenderman, not frank, everyone knows what that HIV ravaged faggot Kleftiko is. I was flicking through the channels a few weeks back and came across a (incorrectly labelled) documentary about the so-called phenomenon (again, Slenderman, not frank). What a pile of absolute fucking shit (for the avoidance of doubt, both Slenderman and frank). What a pair of make believe, stupid fucking cunts who'd make the world a better by place by not being in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck me, what is that shit? Slenderman, not frank, everyone knows what that HIV ravaged faggot Kleftiko is. I was flicking through the channels a few weeks back and came across a (incorrectly labelled) documentary about the so-called phenomenon (again, Slenderman, not frank). What a pile of absolute fucking shit (for the avoidance of doubt, both Slenderman and frank). What a pair of make believe, stupid fucking cunts who'd make the world a better by place by not being in it. I came across it on some documentary on YouTube. I don't see how some emaciated faggot in an Ill fitting George Asda suit who stares at children in parks is in the least bit terrifying, it's definitely less frightening than his dancing videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I came across it on some documentary on YouTube. I don't see how some emaciated faggot in an Ill fitting George Asda suit who stares at children in parks is in the least bit terrifying, it's definitely less frightening than his dancing videos. Fair point, and oddly out of likes - probably the time difference. If the only discernible difference between the two protagonists is the colour of their clothes, the littleuns are fucked when Matalan have their next sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It would be interesting to confirm if anybody on here has actually shagged a sheep, save for Spot. Many would have done donkeys & dogs (but that's hardly uncommon in Franks home) however, sheep? This nom just doesn't add up. It's nothing short of hearsay. I would say welsh_cunt would be your man for this answer but I think the sheep shagged him, and he's dead hurrah! One of the newbs must be a beast fucker as this is surely the only poontang they can get as even 5 bob rent boys would be out of reach on their below min wage slave money. Franks experience is of defrosted Alsatians but I've vowed not to cunt him too much until he's had a proper crack at purging the flids which ain't going too well-pull your finger out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I would say welsh_cunt would be your man for this answer but I think the sheep shagged him, and he's dead hurrah! One of the newbs must be a beast fucker as this is surely the only poontang they can get as even 5 bob rent boys would be out of reach on their below min wage slave money. Franks experience is of defrosted Alsatians but I've vowed not to cunt him too much until he's had a proper crack at purging the flids which ain't going too well-pull your finger out I wouldn't hold your breath. He's barely capable of purging his bowels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't hold your breath. He's barely capable of purging his bowels. Holding ones breath is a must when purging my bowls, but then again you're just taking the piss, aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I would say welsh_cunt would be your man for this answer but I think the sheep shagged him, and he's dead hurrah! One of the newbs must be a beast fucker as this is surely the only poontang they can get as even 5 bob rent boys would be out of reach on their below min wage slave money. Franks experience is of defrosted Alsatians but I've vowed not to cunt him too much until he's had a proper crack at purging the flids which ain't going too well-pull your finger out The last time that Frank pulled his finger out, it had Punker's shit on it, however that is besides the point. As for the flids, I'm still as yet to witness anything worth a wank to batter them with. Slitcuntarse, comes across as being a 24 carat mong, and buggeringbackwards, likewise. Pasta Cockjoke (where's Olybro?) shows some promise (as CC's only post-op Deleted) and as for the rest, they can muster as much punch as Judy's cunt-stained gusset, as does Willy "Puff-Puff" Corbyn. And to think that I came back early from my vacation just for this. It's enough to make a grown man spit. Edited September 18, 2017 by 'eavensabove Racist term, stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: The last time that Frank pulled his finger out, it had Punker's shit on it, however that is besides the point. As for the flids, I'm still as yet to witness anything worth a wank to batter them with. Slitcuntarse, comes across as being a 24 carat mong, and buggeringbackwards, likewise. Pasta Cockjoke (where's Olybro?) shows some promise (as CC's only post-op Deleted) and as for the rest, they can muster as much punch as Judy's cunt-stained gusset, as does Willy "Puff-Puff" Corbyn. And to think that I came back early from my vacation just for this. It's enough to make a grown man spit. I can't see admin being very happy about the use of this word...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ape said: I can't see admin being very happy about the use of this word...... I see his back to posting post after post of drivel again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: I can't see admin being very happy about the use of this word...... What, "Frank"? Neither am I, he promised to die and I feel cheated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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