Snowy Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm on sixty a day you silly cunt, I haven't had a chubby since France '98. Your bringing up memory's of that fat chicken/rooster cunt kicking a ball around fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: No doubt Monumental once fingered an entire party at the playboy mansion, including Hugh Hefner. Monumental was blatantly that kid at school who used to make up all manner of easily falsifiable bollocks to try and impress his peers, like having a go karting track in his garden despite living on the 19th floor of a Dickensian Manchester tower block. My dad's a bigger property developer than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Snowy the grate. said: Your bringing up memory's of that fat chicken/rooster cunt kicking a ball around fuck you. Sadly, the only thing I think about when someone mentions France and ball-fondling fowl these days is Withers. I understand that it's taxonomically incorrect to include geese in the fowl family, but if it's feathered he'll fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sadly, the only thing I think about when someone mentions France and ball-fondling fowl these days is Withers. I understand that it's taxonomically incorrect to include geese in the fowl family, but if it's feathered he'll fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 10 minutes ago, Russ Putin said: If his prostate hadn't been utterly ravaged by cancer, I'm sure that Withers would be nursing a quite marvellous chubby right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 On 27 June 2018 at 5:57 PM, Decimus said: Sadly, the only thing I think about when someone mentions France and ball-fondling fowl these days is Withers. I understand that it's taxonomically incorrect to include geese in the fowl family, but if it's feathered he'll fuck it. All this recent talk of withers sock puppets is deeply insulting to our Francophile compagon; the only socks he's familiar with are the EU flag and tricolour ones, dried hard as concrete that live under his bed, his mum refuses to touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: All this recent talk of withers sock puppets is deeply insulting to our Francophile compagon; the only socks he's familiar with are the EU flag and tricolour ones, dried hard as concrete that live under his bed, his mum refuses to touch. Because she's fully aware he was fantacizing about her when he was soiling them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Because she's fully aware he was fantacizing about her when he was soiling them. I know I will be now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Dickless, It's probably been said a hundred times already but, is there a sheet of highly reflective glass in your smoking shelter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 23 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Dickless, It's probably been said a hundred times already but, is there a sheet of highly reflective glass in your smoking shelter? Yes, all these years the thick jugg-eared cunt has been choking on his own BO and gawping at his own spunk stained and no doubt yellow tie as he wheezes on another life shortening cigy in the drizzle. He makes me sick and I want him dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, all these years the thick jugg-eared cunt has been choking on his own BO and gawping at his own spunk stained and no doubt yellow tie as he wheezes on another life shortening cigy in the drizzle. He makes me sick and I want him dead I only smoke the finest handmade Cuban cigars on my breaks, and the smoking "shelter" is actually a palace made out of Gold and Cotswold stone. Also, it has been proven that smoking increases your lifespan and helps to promote a healthy cardiovascular system. Did I mention that I was in the SAS and have the finest erections known to Mankind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: I only smoke the finest handmade Cuban cigars on my breaks, and the smoking "shelter" is actually a palace made out of Gold and Cotswold stone. Also, it has been proven that smoking increases your lifespan and helps to promote a healthy cardiovascular system. Did I mention that I was in the SAS and have the finest erections known to Mankind? Here’s a picture taken out of my living room window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 48 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Here’s a picture taken out of my living room window I can see the curve. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: I can see the curve. No, you have a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 9/20/2017 at 1:15 PM, Decimus said: I'm busy trying to get some real cancer, not that fake shit you and Withers are riddled with. You're not trying hard enough, I was hoping you'd be dead within a month, you're a total disappointment, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 21/09/2017 at 08:25, Frank said: Wet this morning, Alf. I'm driving up to London to collect my new double monks from John Lobb. Jump on your Kawasaki and let's meet for lunch around the corner at Fortnum's. ...And now it seems you've bought a THIRD pair of double monks from Lobbs In 2017, despite buying a pair in 1996, and a second pair in 2014. Thats 3 pairs in 11 years. What were you saying about them lasting a lifetime? Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: ...And now it seems you've bought a THIRD pair of double monks from Lobbs In 2017, despite buying a pair in 1996, and a second pair in 2014. Thats 3 pairs in 11 years. What were you saying about them lasting a lifetime? Idiot. This date also ties in with my intel on the other thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: This date also ties in with my intel on the other thread... 1996 - 2017. 11 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 1996 - 2017. 11 years. Maybe he has nine lives. He died in '96 and 2017. He's seen more cancer than an oncologist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 02/07/2018 at 07:33, Joker said: You're not trying hard enough, I was hoping you'd be dead within a month, you're a total disappointment, fuck off. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 On 05/06/2021 at 20:53, Decimus said: Idiot. Many a true word spoken in jest, take the hint, DIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Joker said: Many a true word spoken in jest, take the hint, DIE! I’m guessing in this warmer weather a fresh dog shit will dry out nicely and easily be assimilated into you’re extensive collection. With dog ownership now off the scale you must be spoiled for choice R-Soles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m guessing in this warmer weather a fresh dog shit will dry out nicely and easily be assimilated into you’re extensive collection. With dog ownership now off the scale you must be spoiled for choice R-Soles Just how far have you crawled up Dickless's arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 On 05/06/2021 at 20:53, Decimus said: Idiot. You've been trawling my posts from three years ago, how fuckin' sad is your obsession with me? Your psychiatrist must be in lockdown, is that why your OCD is running rampant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: Just how far have you crawled up Dickless's arse? Fuck off you dog shite hoarding cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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