Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Apparently scatting or scat sex is where people curl one down on each other smearing shit on their bodies (sometimes consuming their own turds) for sexual gratification. How in the name of sweet fucking Jesus anyone could derive any pleasure from this activity is totally beyond my comprehension.....but......then I wondered.....this is definitely something a few of you twisted, faggot obsessed cunts might be into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 I'd like to take a shit in your mouth,does that count? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 I would have thought specialists in being balls deep in shit would appreciate such perverse acts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd like to take a shit in your mouth,does that count? Fuck off you twisted cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 36 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Apparently scatting or scat sex is where people curl one down on each other smearing shit on their bodies (sometimes consuming their own turds) for sexual gratification. How in the name of sweet fucking Jesus anyone could derive any pleasure from this activity is totally beyond my comprehension.....but......then I wondered.....this is definitely something a few of you twisted, faggot obsessed cunts might be into? Thanks, for the education. None of us would have known that in the slightest. You felcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 24 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd like to take a shit in your mouth,does that count? I'm sure it would Neil. Enough shit comes out of the cunt's mouth, so it must go in, at a push? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Shit nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Apparently scatting or scat sex is where people curl one down on each other smearing shit on their bodies (sometimes consuming their own turds) for sexual gratification. How in the name of sweet fucking Jesus anyone could derive any pleasure from this activity is totally beyond my comprehension.....but......then I wondered.....this is definitely something a few of you twisted, faggot obsessed cunts might be into? 'Apparently' indeed. You make it sound as though such a revelation has left you in a state of bewilderment, when in truth, considering your user name and ongoing references to all things bum-sex, you literally catch fire at the thought of others curling one out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Apparently' indeed. You make it sound as though such a revelation has left you in a state of bewilderment, when in truth, considering your user name and ongoing references to all things bum-sex, you literally catch fire at the thought of others curling one out. You're obviously interested aren't you? You homed in on this topic like an Exocet missile, shit eater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You're obviously interested aren't you? You homed in on this topic like an Exocet missile, shit eater It's very clear few here find you remotely engaging or are prepared to forgive your obvious fuckwittery. Perhaps your time is better spent elsewhere. You'll be doing yourself a huge favour – and everyone else in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Apparently scatting or scat sex is where people curl one down on each other smearing shit on their bodies (sometimes consuming their own turds) for sexual gratification. How in the name of sweet fucking Jesus anyone could derive any pleasure from this activity is totally beyond my comprehension.....but......then I wondered.....this is definitely something a few of you twisted, faggot obsessed cunts might be into? This is fucking priceless! Our resident arse specialist has developed an interest in scat! I’m sure, if he asks nicely, that Frank will curl one out on him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's very clear few here find you remotely engaging or are prepared to forgive your obvious fuckwittery. Perhaps your time is better spent elsewhere. You'll be doing yourself a huge favour – and everyone else in the process. He can take that other fuckwitt eavens with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, Ape said: This is fucking priceless! Our resident arse specialist has developed an interest in scat! I’m sure, if he asks nicely, that Frank will curl one out on him. Frank will also let BDS curl one out on him. Just an addition to the already huge pile of shit we know as Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 44 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's very clear few here find you remotely engaging or are prepared to forgive your obvious fuckwittery. Perhaps your time is better spent elsewhere. You'll be doing yourself a huge favour – and everyone else in the process. Raw nerve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 40 minutes ago, Ape said: This is fucking priceless! Our resident arse specialist has developed an interest in scat! I’m sure, if he asks nicely, that Frank will curl one out on him. I forgot about you, you arse-obsessed cretin, I'm fairly sure that you and that jerk-off Woofter are one and the same, you both come across as simple minded, pig-shit thick, apron-clutching fuck-wits, did you say you are a cleaner in an earlier post? I rest my case, you probably enjoy cleaning other people's shit don't you? I'll bet you lick the toilet seats when no one is looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 No, I never said I was a cleaner. Anyway, enough of that - when did you first become interested in scat? I love the way you think that if you include enough abuse in your posts, people will be distracted from the elephant in the room - the elephant, in this case, being your clear interest in all things arse. He’s the scat man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Knock yourself out, 'Scat Man'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Specialist? You're a fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Specialist? You're a fake. Jesus Christ, I don't think much of your home eavensabove, it looks bad enough on the outside, the inside must be hell on earth you poor fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 34 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Jesus Christ, I don't think much of your home eavensabove, it looks bad enough on the outside, the inside must be hell on earth you poor fucker ooooh. If only you knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 16 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Apparently scatting or scat sex is where people curl one down on each other smearing shit on their bodies (sometimes consuming their own turds) for sexual gratification. How in the name of sweet fucking Jesus anyone could derive any pleasure from this activity is totally beyond my comprehension.....but......then I wondered.....this is definitely something a few of you twisted, faggot obsessed cunts might be into? You depraved fucking wankstain. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 16 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Apparently scatting or scat sex is where people curl one down on each other smearing shit on their bodies (sometimes consuming their own turds) for sexual gratification. How in the name of sweet fucking Jesus anyone could derive any pleasure from this activity is totally beyond my comprehension.....but......then I wondered.....this is definitely something a few of you twisted, faggot obsessed cunts might be into? You have 'apparently' only just discovered 'scatting' (as you call it). More educated people would usually have become aware of these faeces-based pastimes as part of the growing-up process, and would use the proper term i.e. coprophilia. I deduce, therefore, that you are either about twelve years old or educationally subnormal (perhaps both, who knows?). Either way, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm too perverted. I was so shocked I nearly choked on her shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 45 minutes ago, scotty said: My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm too perverted. I was so shocked I nearly choked on her shit. 1.5 ratten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 51 minutes ago, scotty said: My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm too perverted. I was so shocked I nearly choked on her shit. Well, that's Sunday lunch fucked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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