Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Order in court. This is a fair place, where justice smites innocent and guilty alike, with no ear for excuses, however well evidenced. Guilty or not guilty? Who other than three of you actually give a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Alf, you can plead guilty, and ask for other offences to be taken into consideration. It will reduce your overall sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Alfie, that was not your recipe, was it? If you fry an egg is it plagiarism of greasy spoon chefs? If you roast beef are you plagiarising other people who roast beef? I have a spare few portions of nagaloo in my freezer pm your address and I will deliver them personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Alf, you can plead guilty, and ask for other offences to be taken into consideration. It will reduce your overall sentence. Reduce it towards the gallows. Noakes- proceed with your tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: If you fry an egg is it plagiarism of greasy spoon chefs? If you roast beef are you plagiarising other people who roast beef? I have a spare few portions of nagaloo in my freezer pm your address and I will deliver them personally. Ignore the idiot Alfers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Alf, you can plead guilty, and ask for other offences to be taken into consideration. It will reduce your overall sentence. Fuck the lot of you. I would rather poke my eyes out with a rusty garden fork coated in acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Order in court. This is a fair place, where justice smites innocent and guilty alike, with no ear for excuses, however well evidenced. Guilty or not guilty? Rick banned me for 4 months after my rendition of Chantilly Lace was broadcast. If Alf chooses blackmail, and revisits something that I regret with a passion, surely he'll serve a similar time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Rick banned me for 4 months after my rendition of Chantilly Lace was broadcast. If Alf chooses blackmail, and revisits something that I regret with a passion, surely he'll serve a similar time? I am not as stupid as you. You only regret time served not deed done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Reduce it towards the gallows. Noakes- proceed with your tale. I saw frank wanking in the bushes near Seaford Head. He had his hand over his eyes and he was crying. You asked for my tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: If you fry an egg is it plagiarism of greasy spoon chefs? If you roast beef are you plagiarising other people who roast beef? I have a spare few portions of nagaloo in my freezer pm your address and I will deliver them personally. Point upheld. Frank, your case is seeming like a fucking shaky load of shite. Proceed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 I have just appointed myself as Alfie's lawyer as clearly he is mentally deficient and can't represent himself. He's guilty, I'm afraid, but there is mitigating circumstances. I just cooked the curry in question and when I've finished emptying my guts in the toilet, applied aftersun to my ringpiece and walked the pain off, I'm going to go back for seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Point upheld. Frank, your case is seeming like a fucking shaky load of shite. Proceed. Fuck of Quincy, you stupid little yellow tied polyester sap. I'll deal with it from here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Spanky said: I have just appointed myself as Alfie's lawyer as clearly he is mentally deficient and can't represent himself. He's guilty, I'm afraid, but there is mitigating circumstances. I just cooked the curry in question and when I've finished emptying my guts in the toilet, applied aftersun to my ringpiece and walked the pain off, I'm going to go back for seconds. Get the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Spanky said: I have just appointed myself as Alfie's lawyer as clearly he is mentally deficient and can't represent himself. He's guilty, I'm afraid, but there is mitigating circumstances. I just cooked the curry in question and when I've finished emptying my guts in the toilet, applied aftersun to my ringpiece and walked the pain off, I'm going to go back for seconds. The rush of endorfin and adrenaline are worth the pain. I am guilty of many things but this recipe is mine, based on methodology used by anyone cooking a proper curry. Don't see what the fuss is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Fuck of Quincy, you stupid little yellow tied polyester sap. I'll deal with it from here. Blame yourself for this shitty fumble. He's going to walk thanks to your fucking useless prosecution. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Case dismissed. Admin- take Frank from this place, and deposit him in the cooler- 2 weeks. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 You have all been judged, and the sentence is death. Death by fisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: The rush of endorfin and adrenaline are worth the pain. I am guilty of many things but this recipe is mine, based on methodology used by anyone cooking a proper curry. Don't see what the fuss is about. Never underestimate the sheer fucking idiocy of Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 My DIY Bombay Badboy went "wrong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Rick banned me for 4 months after my rendition of Chantilly Lace was broadcast. If Alf chooses blackmail, and revisits something that I regret with a passion, surely he'll serve a similar time? I saw a programme the other night that amongst other things looked at US casualties in Vietnam by faith. Protestant and Catholic deaths were roughly the same % as their % share of the total population back in the USA Judaism was 7.5 times under represented in the death toll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You have all been judged, and the sentence is death. Death by fisting. Is being an idiot savant actually an offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Case dismissed. Admin- take Frank from this place, and deposit him in the cooler- 2 weeks. . The Czech is in the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: I saw a programme the other night that amongst other things looked at US casualties in Vietnam by faith. Protestant and Catholic deaths were roughly the same % as their % share of the total population back in the USA Judaism was 7.5 times under represented in the death toll. Tot what do you know about computers? I want to cut a recipe from the Guardian, amend it to suit, then paste it to a PDF with images and a web link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: I saw a programme the other night that amongst other things looked at US casualties in Vietnam by faith. Protestant and Catholic deaths were roughly the same % as their % share of the total population back in the USA Judaism was 7.5 times under represented in the death toll. Have you factored Elliot Gould into your calculations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Tot what do you know about computers? I want to cut a recipe from the Guardian, amend it to suit, then paste it with images to a PDF with a web link. I can't do WORD to pdf. When I need to put something on my business facebook page I save WORD or even EXCEL as a jpeg. Works fine for me. Try that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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