Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Not your stereotypical god squad member or your nan but the grotty fucks who wear it to show off or try to indicate there's something more about them than is blatantly obvious. I don't even include those who have one as a fashion accessory- they're just thick sheep. I base much of this on a saggy old bat I have the misfortune to have to share the same work place with. Not yet 50, looks closer to 60, covered in brand new visible tats to go with her guttural accent, already a granny to several multi coloured future leaches on society and crucifix always on display. No love you're not a Christian you're just stupid. Certain lung cancer awaits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not your stereotypical god squad member or your nan but the grotty fucks who wear it to show off or try to indicate there's something more about them than is blatantly obvious. I don't even include those who have one as a fashion accessory- they're just thick sheep. I base much of this on a saggy old bat I have the misfortune to have to share the same work place with. Not yet 50, looks closer to 60, covered in brand new visible tats to go with her guttural accent, already a granny to several multi coloured future leaches on society and crucifix always on display. No love you're not a Christian you're just stupid. Certain lung cancer awaits This nom muddles cause and effect, creating a wonderfully rich pile of fucking shite. I'm going to go out on a limb here and surmise that it is because of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spanky said: This nom muddles cause and effect, creating a wonderfully rich pile of fucking shite. I'm going to go out on a limb here and surmise that it is because of you. I'm going to summarise that you're shortly going to have you're potential morning turd shoved back up your colon by Punkapes aids infested cock encased in the 12" black cock dildo he slips over it as his tiddly little willy wouldn't touch the sides. This has touched a metaphorical sore point rather than the very real one you're about to experience from your dial a boyfriend, suggesting you wear a Christian cross or more likely have one as a tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not your stereotypical god squad member or your nan but the grotty fucks who wear it to show off or try to indicate there's something more about them than is blatantly obvious. I don't even include those who have one as a fashion accessory- they're just thick sheep. I base much of this on a saggy old bat I have the misfortune to have to share the same work place with. Not yet 50, looks closer to 60, covered in brand new visible tats to go with her guttural accent, already a granny to several multi coloured future leaches on society and crucifix always on display. No love you're not a Christian you're just stupid. Certain lung cancer awaits I saw a slag pushing a double pushchair with one white child and on brown one Stub. "One black one One white one And one with a bit of shite on... " I didn't sing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not your stereotypical god squad member or your nan but the grotty fucks who wear it to show off or try to indicate there's something more about them than is blatantly obvious. I don't even include those who have one as a fashion accessory- they're just thick sheep. I base much of this on a saggy old bat I have the misfortune to have to share the same work place with. Not yet 50, looks closer to 60, covered in brand new visible tats to go with her guttural accent, already a granny to several multi coloured future leaches on society and crucifix always on display. No love you're not a Christian you're just stupid. Certain lung cancer awaits I've covered Catholics already. What in hades are you playing at? Kindly take a little more imaginative effort in targeting another pack of cunts, though admittedly one would be hard pushed to find a worse lot of bomb-tinkering peedos, so on fairness 2 noms are the least they deserve. Can you not make it a bit better though? Is this more of a bling nomination? You're clearly confused and in need of a very well paid editor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Jesus wore a fucking big crucifix, and he was hard as nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I think anybody wearing some ornamental jewelry around their necks are cunts. If they must wear something it should be a fucking noose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think anybody wearing some ornamental jewelry around their necks are cunts. If they must wear something it should be a fucking noose! I wear an ankh that Mrs Baws bought me many years ago as a symbol of my sexual prowess. I would wear a necklace made from the skulls of my vanquished enemies but I reckon even the stupidest Plod might rumble that. If CSI has taught us anything, it's that trophy taking is for losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I wear an ankh that Mrs Baws bought me many years ago as a symbol of my sexual prowess. I would wear a necklace made from the skulls of my vanquished enemies but I reckon even the stupidest Plod might rumble that. If CSI has taught us anything, it's that trophy taking is for losers. Trophies are to be EARNED! Getting one just for participating......for cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wear an ankh that Mrs Baws bought me many years ago as a symbol of my sexual prowess. I would wear a necklace made from the skulls of my vanquished enemies but I reckon even the stupidest Plod might rumble that. If CSI has taught us anything, it's that trophy taking is for losers. Beware the spunk-torch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 These plastic spastics are truly dull dollops of nothing...i think they only wear them so they come across not as boring as we all know them to be.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think anybody wearing some ornamental jewelry around their necks are cunts. If they must wear something it should be a fucking noose! Old Bertie Pierpoint used to put necklaces around coves necks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not your stereotypical god squad member or your nan but the grotty fucks who wear it to show off or try to indicate there's something more about them than is blatantly obvious. I don't even include those who have one as a fashion accessory- they're just thick sheep. I base much of this on a saggy old bat I have the misfortune to have to share the same work place with. Not yet 50, looks closer to 60, covered in brand new visible tats to go with her guttural accent, already a granny to several multi coloured future leaches on society and crucifix always on display. No love you're not a Christian you're just stupid. Certain lung cancer awaits Your place of work sounds marvellously dickensian stubbers ...do you ladle soup from a large iron pot to the great unwashed? Panzerknacker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Your place of work sounds marvellously dickensian stubbers ...do you ladle soup from a large iron pot to the great unwashed? Panzerknacker Pansy! Long time no see/speak. I'm (slightly) embarrassed to admit I've missed you. How's it going, you painfully thick Irish cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Pansy! Long time no see/speak. I'm (slightly) embarrassed to admit I've missed you. How's it going, you painfully thick Irish cunt? Ah ...the boil on the anus of the world ..how are ya..forgotten but not gone I see Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ah ...the boil on the anus of the world ..how are ya..forgotten but not gone I see Panzerknacker I'm impressed with your response. More impressive is that you're out of bed before 7pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wear an ankh that Mrs Baws bought me many years ago as a symbol of my sexual prowess. I would wear a necklace made from the skulls of my vanquished enemies but I reckon even the stupidest Plod might rumble that. If CSI has taught us anything, it's that trophy taking is for losers. unless you're nicking a trophy wife CB. Or nipples off a fat dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Didn’t that demonic slag in The Exorcist fuck herself stupid with a crucifix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm impressed with your response. More impressive is that you're out of bed before 7pm. I'll have ya know I'm out of the leaba since 10 of the clock this morning...catching up on my laundry ..strictly has just finished and I'm about ready to hit the town and make whoopee with whatever willing cailín falls for me rakish brogue. .what about yourself. .usual quiet evening of cans and tabs and microwave chips? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'll have ya know I'm out of the leaba since 10 of the clock this morning...catching up on my laundry ..strictly has just finished and I'm about ready to hit the town and make whoopee with whatever willing cailín falls for me rakish brogue. .what about yourself. .usual quiet evening of cans and tabs and microwave chips? Panzerknacker With your spelling and womanising reputation, surely you meant 'labia'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 35 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ah ...the boil on the anus of the world ..how are ya..forgotten but not gone I see Panzerknacker good old Tankbollock! Like a freshly burned bear; sore and roar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: With your spelling and womanising reputation, surely you meant 'labia'. No, leaba is the gaelic word for bed..I do slip into the language of the old country now and again ..gettin on ya see. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: No, leaba is the gaelic word for bed..I do slip into the language of the old country now and again ..gettin on ya see. . Panzerknacker Thanks Pansy. You must've known I didn't have the benefit of an online Gaelic dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Mm..anyway me lift is here..chat yiz all on the morrow .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 On 29 September 2017 at 9:59 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I've covered Catholics already. What in hades are you playing at? Kindly take a little more imaginative effort in targeting another pack of cunts, though admittedly one would be hard pushed to find a worse lot of bomb-tinkering peedos, so on fairness 2 noms are the least they deserve. Can you not make it a bit better though? Is this more of a bling nomination? You're clearly confused and in need of a very well paid editor. Sorry quince for any perceived duplication. I'm not cunting Catholics just the deluded fools who wear one to prove theres something more about them than their grubby exterior. I'm happy to pay you handsomely for your editorial input in brown lozenges that dissolve slowly on the tongue- open wide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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