Neil Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Miserable,can't think for themselves,deluded,paranoid,smelly cunts.just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 40 minutes ago, Neil said: Miserable,can't think for themselves,deluded,paranoid,smelly cunts.just saying Are you trying to break all records for shit posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 A room full of these types redefines the cuntingly dull Imagine reading Jo Whiley's autobiography whilst listening to 'Gregorian Chants - The Golden Years' on loop and you're in the vicinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 I don't know.. a couple of free days and half ounce of red Lebanese wouldn't go amiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Patrick say's to his mate .. "I broke into a shop last night and stole 30 pictures .. I'm going to be rich, the cheapest one was £180,000!". His mate replies .. "Don't be daft they're pictures of houses .. you broke into an estate agent's!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Are you trying to break all records for shit posts? I was bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Neil said: I was bored Take your dog for a walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 She's at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: I was bored This seems infectious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Fuck off and have a wank you puritan bastard, I am currently enjoying smoking my bong. Lemon haze, very relaxing and stimulating. I am not paranoid, never have been, now stop talking behind my back and what are you staring at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck off and have a wank you puritan bastard, I am currently enjoying smoking my bong. Lemon haze, very relaxing and stimulating. I am not paranoid, never have been, now stop talking behind my back and what are you staring at? Sometimes, the paranoid actually ARE being watched and followed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Stoners are boring sods. Cannabis would be a useful drug if it actually inspired people to do good things, not simply fill their heads with "da troof" and all that unique insight into mundane shit. Anyway, stoners enjoy this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Neil said: She's at work Sniffing suitcases? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sometimes, the paranoid actually ARE being watched and followed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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