Guest luke swarm Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Genius, The latest innovation in the cut throat world of fast food and the never ending search to become as fat as possible in the fastest possible time. Majors Fabulous Chip Shop in Bilston is now specialising in Battered Chips, that's right, if you thought that greasy deep fried spuds with fake vinegar and excessive salt on them was the height of culinary excellence and the fast track to buying all your cloths at Sports Direct then you were mistaken. Not only are Majors Chips battered, but the batter is a weird e-number dayglow orange in colour which promises all sorts of carcinogenic fun later on in life, the batter has the magical effect of making the chips extra crunchy whilst holding on to even more of the frying lard than ever before for that extra goodness. mmmm lubbly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Genius, The latest innovation in the cut throat world of fast food and the never ending search to become as fat as possible in the fastest possible time. Majors Fabulous Chip Shop in Bilston is now specialising in Battered Chips, that's right, if you thought that greasy deep fried spuds with fake vinegar and excessive salt on them was the height of culinary excellence and the fast track to buying all your cloths at Sports Direct then you were mistaken. Not only are Majors Chips battered, but the batter is a weird e-number dayglow orange in colour which promises all sorts of carcinogenic fun later on in life, the batter has the magical effect of making the chips extra crunchy whilst holding on to even more of the frying lard than ever before for that extra goodness. mmmm lubbly Once the inhabitants of Scotlandland get wind of this, they're going to have to find a way of going yet another step. Perhaps balls of deep fried batter, dipped in batter and fried in pans of lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Genius, The latest innovation in the cut throat world of fast food and the never ending search to become as fat as possible in the fastest possible time. Majors Fabulous Chip Shop in Bilston is now specialising in Battered Chips, that's right, if you thought that greasy deep fried spuds with fake vinegar and excessive salt on them was the height of culinary excellence and the fast track to buying all your cloths at Sports Direct then you were mistaken. Not only are Majors Chips battered, but the batter is a weird e-number dayglow orange in colour which promises all sorts of carcinogenic fun later on in life, the batter has the magical effect of making the chips extra crunchy whilst holding on to even more of the frying lard than ever before for that extra goodness. mmmm lubbly Absolutely revolting. I will stick with the tried and tested original 'Roops Fanny Battered Frites'. Enough for any man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Absolutely revolting. I will stick with the tried and tested original 'Roops Fanny Battered Frites'. Enough for any man. Now that's good eating but you have to have a full pack of toothpicks on standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Now that's good eating but you have to have a full pack of toothpicks on standby. Au contraire Swarmers, 'Roops Fanny Battered Frites' contain 2% pubic hair. As you munch they floss the teeth. Beware of imitations such as 'Camberwells Crunchy Croutons', they contain 20% wire wool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 52 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Majors Fabulous Chip Shop in Bilston is now specialising in Battered Chips, that's right, if you thought that greasy deep fried spuds with fake vinegar and excessive salt on them was the height of culinary excellence then you were mistaken. I'm going to cum - talk about the vinegar strokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Au contraire Swarmers, 'Roops Fanny Battered Frites' contain 2% pubic hair. As you munch they floss the teeth. Beware of imitations such as 'Camberwells Crunchy Croutons', they contain 20% wire wool. Oh no, wait, there goes the wood. Thanks a fucking bunch, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Fucking Bilston Bloxwich. The Pleck. Don't like real names, do they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 KFC are now doing an inverse burger too, where a piece of bread is sandwiched between two bits of chicken. This is why the terrorists hate us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Genius, The latest innovation in the cut throat world of fast food and the never ending search to become as fat as possible in the fastest possible time. Majors Fabulous Chip Shop in Bilston is now specialising in Battered Chips, that's right, if you thought that greasy deep fried spuds with fake vinegar and excessive salt on them was the height of culinary excellence and the fast track to buying all your cloths at Sports Direct then you were mistaken. Not only are Majors Chips battered, but the batter is a weird e-number dayglow orange in colour which promises all sorts of carcinogenic fun later on in life, the batter has the magical effect of making the chips extra crunchy whilst holding on to even more of the frying lard than ever before for that extra goodness. mmmm lubbly A colleague at work said he had them 10 Years ago but only found in the Bilston area. He said they were the nicest tasting chips he had ever had. But, he was talking Brummie so he may have been reading the shipping forecast for all I could tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Just how I like my women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Saw the nom title and assumed it was going to be a riff on how the men of Cunts Corner like their necrophilia. Shrugging off the disappointment though, I can only comment that why not serve raw Lard (perhapd in ice cream-style scoops?) and Vegetable Oil with drinking straws on the sides of the carton - cut out all this cooking bollocks, as you slurp your way to a coronary bypass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh no, wait, there goes the wood. Thanks a fucking bunch, Withers. Have you tried Penelope's Piss Flap Pancakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 I may not be the one to comment on this, being too cheap to buy air for tyres, but even I can make chips, ffs!!! You wash the fucking potato, cut them into strips, dunk the little cunts in hot oil until they float, then take them out and salt them! What sort of cunt would purchase such hideous and vile battered shit sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I may not be the one to comment on this, being too cheap to buy air for tyres, but even I can make chips, ffs!!! You wash the fucking potato, cut them into strips, dunk the little cunts in hot oil until they float, then take them out and salt them! What sort of cunt would purchase such hideous and vile battered shit sticks? Jocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jocks. Is this a new version of Flid Spack®? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Is this a new version of Flid Spack®? No, I was answering your question, who would buy hideous and vile battered shit sticks? And the first thing that sprang to mind was the devils in skirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Just how I like my women Also blind, deaf and mute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Also blind, deaf and mute. They have to be unconscious as well or least incapable of escaping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I was answering your question, who would buy hideous and vile battered shit sticks? And the first thing that sprang to mind was the devils in skirts. On that description alone, they qualify for FlidSpack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g1082593-d4174607-r213049521-Major_Fish_Restaurant-Bilston_Wolverhampton_West_Midlands_England.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Battered and warm; is this about drunken scotch people laying asleep in their own piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I may not be the one to comment on this, being too cheap to buy air for tyres, but even I can make chips, ffs!!! You wash the fucking potato, cut them into strips, dunk the little cunts in hot oil until they float, then take them out and salt them! What sort of cunt would purchase such hideous and vile battered shit sticks? You should blanch them first, you common cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Battered and warm; is this about drunken scotch people laying asleep in their own piss? No, it's the short story of a romantic interlude between Frank and a sailor who has jumped ship in Liverpool and hiding out in the coastal gay bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: No, it's the short story of a romantic interlude between Frank and a sailor who has jumped ship in Liverpool and hiding out in the coastal gay bars. That must be where he got his yearning for the sea/semen. Bet he had a tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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