Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 You want a quick look around Next, Wilkos, Marks & Sparks and then go to Wetherspoons for a portion of fish and chips. But no Mabel is using her walking frame and want to go to the toilet for the fifth time. Mabel then sees a disability aids shop and goes in and needs an hour long demo of each appliance, by which time its 17:30 and you have over run yor parking ticket by 20 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 What, in the name of big yellow rubbery fucks, is this shit? Some kind of 'internal struggle made flesh' between a Tourettes persona that wants to spout shite and the civilised soul that has a bullshit suppression module? The former is winning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: What, in the name of big yellow rubbery fucks, is this shit? Some kind of 'internal struggle made flesh' between a Tourettes persona that wants to spout shite and the civilised soul that has a bullshit suppression module? The former is winning. And the good thing is, we can insult her all we like, as she's just declared that she's deaf and her knees have gone. So she can't hear us and she couldn't chase us anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And the good thing is, we can insult her all we like, as she's just declared that she's deaf and her knees have gone. So she can't hear us and she couldn't chase us anyway. Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Spose ya could plonk them infront of some antiques themed tv programme and flee the scene Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Spose ya could plonk them infront of some antiques themed tv programme and flee the scene Panzerknacker That's typical Oirish .. you are canny fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Laffin. .hey ya gotta work with what ya have Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin. .hey ya gotta work with what ya have Panzerknacker 50 years ago I knew an irishwoman in Crewe who's father-in-law lived with her, (her husband was dead), father-in-law was in his seventies and doolally. If she wanted break from him for the day she would take him to early morning mass and tell him that she would come back for him in about half an hour.She would then fuck off for the day and go back to the church in the evening and ask if anyone had seen her father-in-law as he had "gone missing". Of course he would usually be at the priest's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Well I'm guessing she figured the church owed her a little bit Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You want a quick look around Next, Wilkos, Marks & Sparks and then go to Wetherspoons for a portion of fish and chips. But no Mabel is using her walking frame and want to go to the toilet for the fifth time. Mabel then sees a disability aids shop and goes in and needs an hour long demo of each appliance, by which time its 17:30 and you have over run yor parking ticket by 20 minutes Don't Mabel qualify for a blue badge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't Mabel qualify for a blue badge? No, just euthanasia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: 50 years ago I knew an irishwoman in Crewe who's father-in-law lived with her, (her husband was dead), father-in-law was in his seventies and doolally. If she wanted break from him for the day she would take him to early morning mass and tell him that she would come back for him in about half an hour.She would then fuck off for the day and go back to the church in the evening and ask if anyone had seen her father-in-law as he had "gone missing". Of course he would usually be at the priest's house. A classic case of abuse of the Catholic Church..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: A classic case of abuse of the Catholic Church..... Generally this sentence is written with the second ‘of’ replaced by ‘in’. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Generally this sentence is written with the second ‘of’ replaced by ‘in’. Fuck off. The church is designed to save souls not perverts. Up yours Everard..... lol. Fuck off limp-dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: The church is designed to save souls not perverts. Up yours Everard..... lol. Fuck off limp-dick. The church is designed to control the masses and give dirty old cunts access to small boys arses. Surely you found this out as a choir boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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