Neil Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 As I assume this is not a live broadcast can I say that it's a shame that some off his tits dago didn't stab this cunt while he had the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 The only thing I'd like to see the Ramsey cunt on is death row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: The only thing I'd like to see the Ramsey cunt on is death row. I'd love to have the opportunity to cook for Ramsay. The sheer pleasure I would get from seeing him dip my special toilet bowl-marinaded steak into a rich oyster & Wolfie jus would be worth suffering his fuck-ugly fizzog for a couple of hours. What a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I'd love to have the opportunity to cook for Ramsay. The sheer pleasure I would get from seeing him dip my special toilet bowl-marinaded steak into a rich oyster & Wolfie jus would be worth suffering his fuck-ugly fizzog for a couple of hours. What a bastard. He’d give you a proper hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I'd love to have the opportunity to cook for Ramsay. The sheer pleasure I would get from seeing him dip my special toilet bowl-marinaded steak into a rich oyster & Wolfie jus would be worth suffering his fuck-ugly fizzog for a couple of hours. What a bastard. Indeed, wolfie. Ramsay is the michael winner de nos jours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd love to have the opportunity to cook for Ramsay. The sheer pleasure I would get from seeing him dip my special toilet bowl-marinaded steak into a rich oyster & Wolfie jus would be worth suffering his fuck-ugly fizzog for a couple of hours. What a bastard. Powdered glass Wolfers. Don't forget the powdered glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 On 19/10/2017 at 10:15 PM, Punkape said: He’d give you a proper hiding. While on the subject of cocaine, isn't crack your first choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Gordon Ramsey is a ship's cook with an ego problem. I would rather eat something this guy cooked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Seriously Dan, not only am I impressed you've used less than 5,000 words in one post, you've also shown that your boss trusts you enough to film him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 In my opinion Mr Ramsay looks like a man who has done a great deal of cocaine. His well known volatility certainly suggests it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: In my opinion Mr Ramsay looks like a man who has done a great deal of cocaine. His well known volatility certainly suggests it. Rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: In my opinion Mr Ramsay looks like a man who has done a great deal of cocaine. His well known volatility certainly suggests it. I'd make the cunt a proper nice bit of cheese on toast spotto, every fucker loves it. If he said one derogatory comment about my culinary masterpiece I'd kill the twat, brutally and feed him to his ghastly punters in one of his shite restaurants which he probably own. Other than that, I can't really comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: In my opinion Mr Ramsay looks like a man who has done a great deal of cocaine. His well known volatility certainly suggests it. You’ve been on the weed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: You’ve been on the weed..... As opposed to lying face down in the weeds whilst being anally violated for cash. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 44 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: In my opinion Mr Ramsay looks like a man who has done a great deal of cocaine. His well known volatility certainly suggests it. Not to mention his staccato delivery of every sentence and frenetic arm movements which accompany every spoken word. A phenomenon I first encountered as a child, watching the brilliant Dr Magnus Pyke on telly. Dr Pyke however, was not an obnoxious fucking jumped up burger flipper type cunt, and could therefore be forgiven for his enthusiastically animated delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not to mention his staccato delivery of every sentence and frenetic arm movements which accompany every spoken word. A phenomenon I first encountered as a child, watching the brilliant Dr Magnus Pyke on telly. Dr Pyke however, was not an obnoxious fucking jumped up burger flipper type cunt, and could therefore be forgiven for his enthusiastically animated delivery. Ramsay can cook and so can his acolytes. I’ve eaten at several of his restaurants and they were superb. I suggest you are short of money and jealous of Gordon and his success. I suggest you stick to Aldi beans on toast....peasant. Fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ramsay can cook and so can his acolytes. I’ve eaten at several of his restaurants and they were superb. I suggest you are short of money and jealous of Gordon and his success. I suggest you stick to Aldi beans on toast....peasant. Fuck off. lol. That a coincidence punkers, I used to work in several of his restaurants and regularly used to put my own piss, shit and spunk in the food served to the pretentious wankers who ate there! You've eaten my shit piss and spunk! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve eaten at several of his restaurants and they were superb. Foraging for leftovers from the bins behind Manchester Piccadilly Station (as you yourself do) is not the same as eating in one of Ramsey's Restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That a coincidence punkers, I used to work in several of his restaurants and regularly used to put my own piss, shit and spunk in the food served to the pretentious wankers who ate there! You've eaten my shit piss and spunk! Fuck off! Gay peasant....fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gay peasant....fuck off. lol. I've just laid a massive turd punkers, leaving me feeling empty and light on my feet. I expect you're envious of doing a solid one but know the same feeling when the long brown (very dark brown, almost black) thing is removed from your arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 The only thing I'd like to serve the cunt is his own entrails served on a brioche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Ramsay can cook and so can his acolytes. I’ve eaten at several of his restaurants and they were superb. I suggest you are short of money and jealous of Gordon and his success. I suggest you stick to Aldi beans on toast....peasant. Fuck off. lol. Have you ever eaten Nigerian tadpoles? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever eaten Nigerian tadpoles? No but I’ve eaten freshly roasted Warthog in the Tsavo game reserve. Tsavo have large troops of baboons which will be of interest to you......sexually..... lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 19 October 2017 at 10:13 PM, Wolfie said: I'd love to have the opportunity to cook for Ramsay. The sheer pleasure I would get from seeing him dip my special toilet bowl-marinaded steak into a rich oyster & Wolfie jus would be worth suffering his fuck-ugly fizzog for a couple of hours. What a bastard. You're going to dip your "toilet steak" into him, and something about spunk?! Not up on the jail lingo but these sound like very bent threats indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 19 October 2017 at 8:30 PM, Neil said: As I assume this is not a live broadcast can I say that it's a shame that some off his tits dago didn't stab this cunt while he had the chance. I think he's sound. Punkers has managed to win this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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