Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I got stuck on the motorway to Bristol for 5 hours on the weekend, because some poor pillock got crashed into by an ever bigger pillock and had to be airlifted to hospital. Picture the scene. Tailbacks for 10 miles solid, brake lights glistening in the rain as far as the eye can see. Then people start to be giant bellends. Shell-suited up remedial cunts wandering the carriageways smoking baseball bat sized spliffs, happy hardcore echoing down the M4 corridor. Uni lads playing rugby in the grass verge for attention from dopey Ford KA driving teenage cumbuckets. Unbelievably thick cunts doing their best to try and make up a few tenths of a furlongs at every opportunity, weaving in and out of lanes whenever there is movement, not realising how moronic and futile their efforts are. Fat truck drivers steaming down the hard shoulder, blocking the police and emergency services, and foreign tourists smashing their horn every 5 minutes like it might ever achieved anything. What is it about stationary traffic that makes it act as a great equaliser, forcing all types in society to sit together and turn into a bunch of unruly cretins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I got stuck on the motorway to Bristol for 5 hours on the weekend, because some poor pillock got crashed into by an ever bigger pillock and had to be airlifted to hospital. Picture the scene. Tailbacks for 10 miles solid, brake lights glistening in the rain as far as the eye can see. Then people start to be giant bellends. Shell-suited up remedial cunts wandering the carriageways smoking baseball bat sized spliffs, happy hardcore echoing down the M4 corridor. Uni lads playing rugby in the grass verge for attention from dopey Ford KA driving teenage cumbuckets. Unbelievably thick cunts doing their best to try and make up a few tenths of a furlongs at every opportunity, weaving in and out of lanes whenever there is movement, not realising how moronic and futile their efforts are. Fat truck drivers steaming down the hard shoulder, blocking the police and emergency services, and foreign tourists smashing their horn every 5 minutes like it might ever achieved anything. What is it about stationary traffic that makes it act as a great equaliser, forcing all types in society to sit together and turn into a bunch of unruly cretins? Classic Stickers. Have a like, bby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I feel sorry for you Billy. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. Honestly, I do. Sorry, what I meant to say was, I feel sorry for any passengers in your car, being stuck with a cunt like you for 5 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 What sort of cunt goes to Bristol,you got everything you fucking deserved 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I feel sorry for you Billy. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. Honestly, I do. Sorry, what I meant to say was, I feel sorry for any passengers in your car, being stuck with a cunt like you for 5 hours. What a predictable response, punctuated with imbecility. Must try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 48 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I got stuck on the motorway to Bristol for 5 hours on the weekend, because some poor pillock got crashed into by an ever bigger pillock and had to be airlifted to hospital. Picture the scene. Tailbacks for 10 miles solid, brake lights glistening in the rain as far as the eye can see. Then people start to be giant bellends. Shell-suited up remedial cunts wandering the carriageways smoking baseball bat sized spliffs, happy hardcore echoing down the M4 corridor. Uni lads playing rugby in the grass verge for attention from dopey Ford KA driving teenage cumbuckets. Unbelievably thick cunts doing their best to try and make up a few tenths of a furlongs at every opportunity, weaving in and out of lanes whenever there is movement, not realising how moronic and futile their efforts are. Fat truck drivers steaming down the hard shoulder, blocking the police and emergency services, and foreign tourists smashing their horn every 5 minutes like it might ever achieved anything. What is it about stationary traffic that makes it act as a great equaliser, forcing all types in society to sit together and turn into a bunch of unruly cretins? quite true I am afraid Billy, Its the nut behind the wheel that is to blame for all these horrendous accidents. I removed the nut behind my wheel just in case, imagine my surprise when the steering wheel came off at 75 mph on the M4 and I piled into the back of an articulated lorry causing multiple injuries and closure of the motorway.* *shamelessly plagiarised from Viz top tips circa 1994. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 What does Bill mean by 'traffic jams', does it relate to England? Vivre & fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I got stuck on the motorway to Bristol for 5 hours on the weekend, because some poor pillock got crashed into by an ever bigger pillock and had to be airlifted to hospital. Picture the scene. Tailbacks for 10 miles solid, brake lights glistening in the rain as far as the eye can see. Then people start to be giant bellends. Shell-suited up remedial cunts wandering the carriageways smoking baseball bat sized spliffs, happy hardcore echoing down the M4 corridor. Uni lads playing rugby in the grass verge for attention from dopey Ford KA driving teenage cumbuckets. Unbelievably thick cunts doing their best to try and make up a few tenths of a furlongs at every opportunity, weaving in and out of lanes whenever there is movement, not realising how moronic and futile their efforts are. Fat truck drivers steaming down the hard shoulder, blocking the police and emergency services, and foreign tourists smashing their horn every 5 minutes like it might ever achieved anything. What is it about stationary traffic that makes it act as a great equaliser, forcing all types in society to sit together and turn into a bunch of unruly cretins? What a great weekend you had Billy Sticky Fingers! 5 long hours eh?, I really feel for your passengers though, they must have been on the verge of suicide after being stuck in the car all that time with a self-righteous prick like you, I hope you showed a modicum of decency and fucked off to the grass verge to give the poor souls a break from your incessant, self-pitying whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: What a great weekend you had Billy Sticky Fingers! 5 long hours eh?, I really feel for your passengers though, they must have been on the verge of suicide after being stuck in the car all that time with a self-righteous prick like you, I hope you showed a modicum of decency and fucked off to the grass verge to give the poor souls a break from your incessant, self-pitying whining. Your infantile modus operandi is wearing very thin, although not as thin as your use of full stops. Other than weak, schoolyard name calling, you bring absolutely nothing to any thread on CC. You’re clearly a bit of a thickie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What does Bill mean by 'traffic jams', does it relate to England? Vivre & fuck off. I give you August 1st route du soleil and anywhere near that cesspool Paris. Fuck off! Long live the bowmen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Oldham bypass. Described as a road that goes from nowhere to nowhere and is gridlocked at both ends. Saying that, any road that bypasses Oldham can't be a bad thing. The longest straight bit of motorway in Britain is on the M5. I suspect Stickers was travelling incognito. Surely, if he had been recognised all the other motorists would have fucked off across the fields to catch a bus or commit hari-kari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 57 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: What a great weekend you had Billy Sticky Fingers! 5 long hours eh?, I really feel for your passengers though, they must have been on the verge of suicide after being stuck in the car all that time with a self-righteous prick like you, I hope you showed a modicum of decency and fucked off to the grass verge to give the poor souls a break from your incessant, self-pitying whining. You really do go for the low hanging fruit. And by low hanging, I mean the fruit Neil has already picked from the lowest of branches, fucked with his little maggot and discarded on the floor. Along you writhe, a little limbless flid, and you pick up the fermenting fruit in your toothless little mouth, the fruit full of spunk and hepititas, and you devour it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I imagine the time didn't drag too much,those sunshine buses have a vast range of toys on board to keep the occupants busy in such circumstances. soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You really do go for the low hanging fruit. And by low hanging, I mean the fruit Neil has already picked from the lowest of branches, fucked with his little maggot and discarded on the floor. Along you writhe, a little limbless flid, and you pick up the fermenting fruit in your toothless little mouth, the fruit full of spunk and hepititas, and you devour it. A rather verbose response - just tell the mindless cretin to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just now, Ape said: A rather verbose response - just tell the mindless cretin to fuck off. I'm trying to recapture my youth ape. If you think back to those halcyon days before I became a second rate Frank, I used to be verbose and good at it. Stickers is back baby. A heavy hitting nom for the ages. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'm trying to recapture my youth ape. If you think back to those halcyon days before I became a second rate Frank, I used to be verbose and good at it. Stickers is back baby. A heavy hitting nom for the ages. Fuck off. Glad to see you’re keeping your feet on the ground, and not under any illusions that you’re anything more than mediocre - at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: Glad to see you’re keeping your feet on the ground, and not under any illusions that you’re anything more than mediocre - at best. Ape at home.....note the ghastly carpet...... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 So I guess we're not talking about the original nom now eh? Just the usual boring abuse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So I guess we're not talking about the original nom now eh? Just the usual boring abuse. Welcome to the playground. Punkape is a poof though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So I guess we're not talking about the original nom now eh? Just the usual boring abuse. Do you roast badger or stew it ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 hours looking at yourself in the mirror and telling yourself how fucking great you are must have been a bit tedious,Bristol must have seemed like Vegas after that. Fuck orf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So I guess we're not talking about the original nom now eh? Just the usual boring abuse. Back to repeating the same old boring bullshit about the boring abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, Neil said: 5 hours looking at yourself in the mirror and telling yourself how fucking great you are must have been a bit tedious, Bristol must have seemed like Vegas after that. Fuck orf Bristol seems like Johnny Vegas; bloated and unfunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you roast badger or stew it ? lol. Last time you played a round of golf, was the 19th hole, by any chance, an arse-hole? Lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Back to repeating the same old boring bullshit about the boring abuse. What have you done to help combat abuse ? Perhaps you’ve happily promoted abuse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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