Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Why anyone would want to take their powerful, expensive, rear wheel drive car, and thrash the living shit out of it, risking smashing it to bits, whilst shredding £500 of rear rubber, is beyond me. BMW have actually produced a video that teaches idiots how to perform this absurd activity in their M cars - how very responsible of them. Still, they must do a great trade in clutch replacement and transmission repairs. Fucking idiots. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Why anyone would want to take their powerful, expensive, rear wheel drive car, and thrash the living shit out of it, risking smashing it to bits, whilst shredding £500 of rear rubber, is beyond me. BMW have actually produced a video that teaches idiots how to perform this absurd activity in their M cars - how very responsible of them. Still, they must do a great trade in clutch replacement and transmission repairs. Fucking idiots. Fuck off. Got it in one Apers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: BMW have actually produced a video that teaches idiots how to perform this absurd activity in their M cars I've heard that Toyota have produced a video that teaches their Rav4 drivers the intricacies of the English language. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Why anyone would want to take their powerful, expensive, rear wheel drive car, and thrash the living shit out of it, risking smashing it to bits, whilst shredding £500 of rear rubber, is beyond me. BMW have actually produced a video that teaches idiots how to perform this absurd activity in their M cars - how very responsible of them. Still, they must do a great trade in clutch replacement and transmission repairs. Fucking idiots. Fuck off. I am sorry Ape, I had no idea this foolish activity was called Drifting, I assumed that it was simply called being a stupid fuckwit with a car too powerful than one can handle. I assumed that the title was a cheap jibe at Pinkape, whose father was a professional Drifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard that Toyota have produced a video that teaches their Rav4 drivers the intricacies of the English language. It's a pity that Subaru haven't produced a video which discourages Impreza owners from selling heavily chopped bugle and stabbing people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard that Toyota have produced a video that teaches their Rav4 drivers the intricacies of the English language. I believe that what Klunk is trying to say is “they’re all multi ID cunts - brooom brooom”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I am sorry Ape, I had no idea this foolish activity was called Drifting, I assumed that it was simply called being a stupid fuckwit with a car too powerful than one can handle. I assumed that the title was a cheap jibe at Pinkape, whose father was a professional Drifter. Reported for insulting family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Reported for insulting family. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. Good evening. Do you buy lots of bananas for your wife ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for insulting family. I apologise, it must bring back a lot of hurtful memories for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I apologise, it must bring back a lot of hurtful memories for you. Reported again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Reported again. I once again offer my apologies for bringing up such painful memories, I can see now where the seeds of bitterness and hatred for all mankind was sowed in to your heart. Lets talk about it and release your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Good evening. Do you buy lots of bananas for your wife ? Good evening to you too, Punkers. What’s all this nonsense about bananas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 I think he's implying that your wife seeks the company of a banana whilst you're amusing yourself playing with joysticks, servos and rotors whatever the fuck they are, but google does suggest they're something to do with remote controls and other such shit. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: Good evening to you too, Punkers. What’s all this nonsense about bananas? Well do you buy bananas for your wife ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 I think Punkape is intimating that your wife is a monkey. Sexual relationships with members of the animal kingdom is normal within the loose bunch of fuckwits that make up punkers family, so excuse him for thinking it is the norm for everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: Good evening. Do you buy lots of bananas for your wife ? Are you dogging at Winterley Pool now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well do you buy bananas for your wife ? Do you buy aubergines for your husband? (note the lack of space before the question mark in my sentence - just as it should be in written English). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Hohoho. He's got you there Punky. You'll never recover from such harsh criticism about misuse of the space bar. What a cunt that Ape must be for pointing the obvious out to the rest of us. Fuck off to fucking PansiesNet if that's the pinnacle of your cunting tonight Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you buy aubergines for your husband? (note the lack of space before the question mark in my sentence - just as it should be in written English). Do you buy bananas for your wife/civil partner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Hohoho. He's got you there Punky. You'll never recover from such harsh criticism about misuse of the space bar. What a cunt that Ape must be for pointing the obvious out to the rest of us. Fuck off to fucking PansiesNet if that's the pinnacle of your cunting tonight Ape. Rather than trying (and failing, miserably) to appear clever by barging in on the discourse Punkers and I are sharing, fuck off and try to contribute something of your own. I suspect you’re pissed - again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Rather than trying (and failing, miserably) to appear clever by barging in on the discourse Punkers and I are sharing, fuck off and try to contribute something of your own. I suspect you’re pissed - again. Use the PM function if you want a personal one-on-one session with Punky then, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Use the PM function if you want a personal one-on-one session with Punky then, you stupid cunt. Just stick to posting your usual, completely unfunny nonsense - don’t concern yourself with what Punkers and I are doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Good evening. Do you buy lots of bananas for your wife ? Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: Good evening to you too, Punkers. What’s all this nonsense about bananas? I think he's implying that your wife is a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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