Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: Why anyone would want to take their powerful, expensive, rear wheel drive car, and thrash the living shit out of it, Eddie is the man to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think he's implying that your wife is a monkey. Minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 A-a-a-a-nyway, shame though it is to stomp all over the Wildean repartee this nom has turned into, having just cycled the length of the country, I'd like to ask if BMW can do something to make the drivers of their cars less arrogant, testosterone-fuelled, zero-space-leaving twats? Maybe an instantaneous release of Zyklon B into to the drive cabin on insertion of the ignition key? Apologies if this comes across as a crass generalisation. That is definitely not intended,.There are no generalisations. They're all tiny-dick-compensating cunts, every last one of them (even the women). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Minky I don't like Drifters. I prefered The Four Tops- "Baby I need your loving/Got to have all your loving" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Not a bad nom ape. Back when I was a younger lad hanging around with the market town delinquents I grew up with, I was always baffled by how fucking stupid the chavs would be in their cheaply souped up cars. For people who claimed to be into cars and spending a lot of money on them, they didn't half do everything they could to try and destroy them - drifting, handbrake turns, always in the red RPMs, revving in supermarket car parks til they flooded the engine and generally driving like utter cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Eddie is the man to ask. Drifting should be left to the japs and the chavs, nothing more to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Eddie is the man to ask. You got any tales of drifting in your 2CV or Citroen GSA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You got any tales of drifting in your 2CV or Citroen GSA? I hope the cold spell will have you drifting towards the light.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 37 minutes ago, Eddie said: I hope the cold spell will have you drifting towards the light.... Thank you Edwin, your kind words mean so much to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Not a bad nom ape. Back when I was a younger lad hanging around with the market town delinquents I grew up with, I was always baffled by how fucking stupid the chavs would be in their cheaply souped up cars. For people who claimed to be into cars and spending a lot of money on them, they didn't half do everything they could to try and destroy them - drifting, handbrake turns, always in the red RPMs, revving in supermarket car parks til they flooded the engine and generally driving like utter cocks. So you’re really a chav yourself.......Do live in council “accommodation” ? Are you on the bins ? lol. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 There I was hoping the drifting was frank in his boat, stuck forever, no mast, no engine, the only wind about is coming from his arse and no rescue. Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There I was hoping the drifting was frank in his boat, stuck forever, no mast, no engine, the only wind about is coming from his arse and no rescue. Bollocks. Its powered by a 50cc two-stroke engine from a Raleigh Runabout .. it will keep going for ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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