Ape™️ Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 This always fucks with my mind. Despite it being clear that the cunting thing isn’t moving, I still find myself feeling off balance as I get on - a really strange sensation. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 And tell me Ape, you simpering fuckwit, would you find these stationery escalators in Staples, WH Smiths or your local branch of The Works? Stationary - not moving Stationery - relating to paper and office materials. Please keep up, Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And tell me Ape, you simpering fuckwit, would you find these stationery escalators in Staples, WH Smiths or your local branch of The Works? Stationary - not moving Stationery - relating to paper and office materials. Please keep up, Cunt. He may be bigly into origami - you never know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 27 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And tell me Ape, you simpering fuckwit, would you find these stationery escalators in Staples, WH Smiths or your local branch of The Works? Stationary - not moving Stationery - relating to paper and office materials. Please keep up, Cunt. Fuck off knob. Stationary is relating to stations. Stationery, on the other hand, means relating to stations. Apes middle names are "Roget Collins Webster Cunt" and he doesn't need the intricacies of the England language explaining to him by the likes of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And tell me Ape, you simpering fuckwit, would you find these stationery escalators in Staples, WH Smiths or your local branch of The Works? Stationary - not moving Stationery - relating to paper and office materials. Please keep up, Cunt. A simple spelling mistake generated by an iPhone autocorrect. We all know what the nom relates to, so why not, instead of trying to be clever, post something relevant to the topic? Or you could just go back to lurking in the shadows and contributing absolutely fuck all, like you’ve done since you joined in August. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And tell me Ape, you simpering fuckwit, would you find these stationery escalators in Staples, WH Smiths or your local branch of The Works? Stationary - not moving Stationery - relating to paper and office materials. Please keep up, Cunt. You raise a fair point, borne from good observation, if a little irrelevant. But as Ape conveys, why lurk in the shadows for months and then, suddenly, launch what seems an unwarranted attack based on a typical computer error? Please explain yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 45 minutes ago, Ape said: A simple spelling mistake generated by an iPhone autocorrect. We all know what the nom relates to, so why not, instead of trying to be clever, post something relevant to the topic? Or you could just go back to lurking in the shadows and contributing absolutely fuck all, like you’ve done since you joined in August. When all the cunts in the world have been killed or cured, he'll be the last cunt standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: When all the cunts in the world have been killed or cured, he'll be the last cunt standing. Not here. Despite having lead in his pencil, I'll wager his attitude will quickly get him erased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 38 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: When all the cunts in the world have been killed or cured, he'll be the last cunt standing. Let's do it gobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Let's do it gobs Good evening Frank. Do you salsa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Good evening Frank. Do you salsa? Only with his Doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 I have made this for you Ape. It is an escalator made of card that isn't moving. So it is a stationery stationary escalator. Somone order me a taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have made this for you Ape. It is an escalator made of card that isn't moving. So it is a stationery stationary escalator. Reported for breach of health & safety legislation. The escalators at King Cross were made of wood and caught fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 12 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Good evening Frank. Do you salsa? You betcha. Dirty whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 15 hours ago, Ape said: A simple spelling mistake generated by an iPhone autocorrect. We all know what the nom relates to, so why not, instead of trying to be clever, post something relevant to the topic? Or you could just go back to lurking in the shadows and contributing absolutely fuck all, like you’ve done since you joined in August. Couldn't you simply use the edit function and then deny everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Only with his Doritos. Well we all know what he does with his cheesy wotsits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 57 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Well we all know what he does with his cheesy wotsits. I can see you, gobs... filling a full-length mirror in your off-the-shoulder oversized tropical fruit-print number. Tuesday night is Salsa night and you just can't believe the size of your bum, ugly skinny tits spilling out and under your arms, grey sprouting roots, and stupid jowly fuckung head. How about we spend a few days in New York together? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, Frank said: I can see you, gobs... filling ia full-length mirror in your off-the-shoulder oversized tropical fruit-print number. Tuesday night is Salsa night and you just can't believe the size of your bum, ugly skinny tits spilling out and under your arms, grey sprouting roots, and stupid jowly fuckung head. How about we spend a few days in New York together? You take that back right now you lying cunt. Salsa night is Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Ape said: This always fucks with my mind. Despite it being clear that the cunting thing isn’t moving, I still find myself feeling off balance as I get on - a really strange sensation. Fuck off. No surprise about the ridiculous spelling in the title of this nomination but the actual subject matter of the nomination and raising it as issue is indeed bizarre. Only a complete spastic wanker presents a topic such as this.The escalator “fucks with your mind”........Does it ? Your psychiatrist is probably on the verge of ending it all. You stupid fucking twat. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: No surprise about the ridiculous spelling in the title of this nomination but the actual subject matter of the nomination and raising it as issue is indeed bizarre. Only a complete spastic wanker presents a topic such as this.The escalator “fucks with your mind”........Does it ? Your psychiatrist is probably on the verge of ending it all. You stupid fucking twat. lol Fuck off. Reported for escalating the thread off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: I can see you, gobs... filling a full-length mirror in your off-the-shoulder oversized tropical fruit-print number. Tuesday night is Salsa night and you just can't believe the size of your bum, ugly skinny tits spilling out and under your arms, grey sprouting roots, and stupid jowly fuckung head. How about we spend a few days in New York together? Frank, I'm feeling really low. Roops just called me Bill Stupid in the Open Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 47 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Frank, I'm feeling really low. Roops just called me Bill Stupid in the Open Corner. I think you should rise to it.. she needs a good kick up the cunt. Sartorially speaking, she knows her shit.. I was phisycally sick over her snidey barb this morning. Unlike you, I don't have the intellect to defend myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I think you should rise to it.. she needs a good kick up the cunt. Sartorially speaking, she knows her shit. I was phisycally sick over her snidey barb this morning. Unlike you, I don't have the intellect to defend myself. Hey Frank! I imagine replacing Poppy Day with Puppy Day? You could still pin the little fuckers to your lapels and show respect but I think the minute's silence wouldn't be on the cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hey Frank! I imagine replacing Poppy Day with Puppy Day? You could still pin the little fuckers to your lapels and show respect but I think the minute's silence wouldn't be on the cards. Rat I'm not trying to make a statement by ignoring you. It's just shit after shit and I don't know how to respond anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, Frank said: I think you should rise to it.. she needs a good kick up the cunt. Sartorially speaking, she knows her shit.. I was phisycally sick over her snidey barb this morning. Unlike you, I don't have the intellect to defend myself. Reported for abusing Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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