Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Ron Sheppard proudly declares himself Britian's most married and divorced man. He's failed to keep a wife 9 times. The deluded cunt even says he is an aspiring film director, and a movie is going to be made about his train wreck of a life. If I want to watch a load of dragged out shit regarding a divorce on the telly, I'll just watch Davis amateurly fumbling the Brexit negotiations thanks. He calls himself the Wife Catcher, even though he's about at good as catching as a flid with hands covered in effluent. The gullible cunt's most recent marriage was to a Philipino call worker and mother of one, who absolutely insists she wasn't just looking for a UK visa, and really did want to get fucked by a wrinkly, saggy, ageing man with terrible judgment and a propensity to act like a soppy cunt. Nobody could see it coming but in a surprise twist, she's fucked off and shacked up with someone else straight after they got married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wolfie Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Ron Sheppard proudly declares himself Britian's most married and divorced man. He's failed to keep a wife 9 times. The deluded cunt even says he is an aspiring film director, and a movie is going to be made about his train wreck of a life. If I want to watch a load of dragged out shit regarding a divorce on the telly, I'll just watch Davis amateurly fumbling the Brexit negotiations thanks. He calls himself the Wife Catcher, even though he's about at good as catching as a flid with hands covered in effluent. The gullible cunt's most recent marriage was to a Philipino call worker and mother of one, who absolutely insists she wasn't just looking for a UK visa, and really did want to get fucked by a wrinkly, saggy, ageing man with terrible judgment and a propensity to act like a soppy cunt. Nobody could see it coming but in a surprise twist, she's fucked off and shacked up with someone else straight after they got married. A worthy nom, Bill, but this bit stands out like Jeremy Beadle's big hand. I'm only helping to maintain your 'Top Dog' status, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 He has still got the same toothy smile after 50 years .. I wonder whether though he has still got the same teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: He has still got the same toothy smile after 50 years .. I wonder whether though he has still got the same teeth? I don't doubt your expertise here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Fuck me he's a hell of a catch isn't he? That's him in 1966 was it? I bet he looks like a Pinata that's been beaten with a hockey stick and the resulting bloody mess piped onto a gargoyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Fuck me he's a hell of a catch isn't he? That's him in 1966 was it? I bet he looks like a Pinata that's been beaten with a hockey stick and the resulting bloody mess piped onto a gargoyle http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344126/Britain-s-married-man-set-wed-NINTH-wife-caught-cheating-number-eight-holiday-masseuse.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: A worthy nom, Bill, but this bit stands out like Jeremy Beadle's big hand. I'm only helping to maintain your 'Top Dog' status, that's all. Reported. Derailment of nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 7 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Ron Sheppard proudly declares himself Britian's most married and divorced man. He's failed to keep a wife 9 times. The deluded cunt even says he is an aspiring film director, and a movie is going to be made about his train wreck of a life. If I want to watch a load of dragged out shit regarding a divorce on the telly, I'll just watch Davis amateurly fumbling the Brexit negotiations thanks. He calls himself the Wife Catcher, even though he's about at good as catching as a flid with hands covered in effluent. The gullible cunt's most recent marriage was to a Philipino call worker and mother of one, who absolutely insists she wasn't just looking for a UK visa, and really did want to get fucked by a wrinkly, saggy, ageing man with terrible judgment and a propensity to act like a soppy cunt. Nobody could see it coming but in a surprise twist, she's fucked off and shacked up with someone else straight after they got married. This is a form of abuse if you really think about it, this charmer in his latter years is concentrating his not inconsiderable good looks and witty repertoire to steal the hearts of err innocent woman from the far east. Obviously it would be difficult for any woman to withstand his advances but to those seeking love in these hellhole countries he is a perfect catch. He is not the only reeesty decrepit old cunt taking advantage of his situation, although having been to Thailand on holiday and seen this stuff going on first hand, its usually smelly alcoholic old spunkers from Scotland who specialise in this particular form of legal human trafficking. A pathetic human being and one who should not have been allowed to reproduce. A film should be made about him but not one glorifying him but rather one vilifying him as the utter cunt he really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 How horrid. My dream that this cunt was dismembered in a high speed collision was only that. I will have to stop my nightly double shot of Absynthe before bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: This is a form of abuse if you really think about it, this charmer in his latter years is concentrating his not inconsiderable good looks and witty repertoire to steal the hearts of err innocent woman from the far east. Obviously it would be difficult for any woman to withstand his advances but to those seeking love in these hellhole countries he is a perfect catch. He is not the only reeety decrepit old cunt taking advantage of his situation, although having been to Thailand on holiday and seen this stuff going on first hand, its usually smelly alcoholic old spunkers from Scotland who specialise in this particular form of legal human trafficking. A pathetic human being and one who should not have been allowed to reproduce. A film should be made about him but not one glorifying him but rather one vilifying him as the utter cunt he really is. Does this mean that you don't like him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 I'd like to thank everyone for a constructive and respectful debate regarding this tragic, vile, fat pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Ron Sheppard proudly declares himself Britian's most married and divorced man. He's failed to keep a wife 9 times. The deluded cunt even says he is an aspiring film director, and a movie is going to be made about his train wreck of a life. If I want to watch a load of dragged out shit regarding a divorce on the telly, I'll just watch Davis amateurly fumbling the Brexit negotiations thanks. He calls himself the Wife Catcher, even though he's about at good as catching as a flid with hands covered in effluent. The gullible cunt's most recent marriage was to a Philipino call worker and mother of one, who absolutely insists she wasn't just looking for a UK visa, and really did want to get fucked by a wrinkly, saggy, ageing man with terrible judgment and a propensity to act like a soppy cunt. Nobody could see it coming but in a surprise twist, she's fucked off and shacked up with someone else straight after they got married. Oh well at least this character chases after women unlike most of the knob-jockeys who post on here.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oh well at least this character chases after women unlike most of the knob-jockeys who post on here.... lol. Fuck off. As a seasoned sex tourist and profoundly dysfunctional individual, it's no surprise you feel affinity with this man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Perhaps he's not to cut out to have a relationship with the opposite sex. Can't you give him some advice on what he should be doing Billy? You know, share your experiences, Top Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: As a seasoned sex tourist and profoundly dysfunctional individual, it's no surprise you feel affinity with this man. Shouldn't the word tourist be replaced with offender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 I have been through Somerton a few times and to be perfectly fair I would say that there s not really a lot to do there other than to be a complete and utter cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oh well at least this character chases after women unlike most of the knob-jockeys who post on here.... lol. Fuck off. Quite right. Does your lover ever say to you "i love you loongg time Rinkape darling, I wager he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 45 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Perhaps he's not to cut out to have a relationship with the opposite sex. Can't you give him some advice on what he should be doing Billy? You know, share your experiences, Top Poof. What the fuck is this shit drew? The cheapest homophobic dig ever. Even you're better than this you single storey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) I've not had a drink for a week and I seem to have lost my touch. That cunt Ape has driven me to this and what I think I really need is a hobby to occupy my drinking time, that will also sharpen my mind. Have you got any suggestions that will hopefully also maintain my anal virginity? Edited November 13, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps Fucking bastard cunt wank spell checking shit box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: This is a form of abuse if you really think about it, this charmer in his latter years is concentrating his not inconsiderable good looks and witty repertoire to steal the hearts of err innocent woman from the far east. Obviously it would be difficult for any woman to withstand his advances but to those seeking love in these hellhole countries he is a perfect catch. He is not the only reeesty decrepit old cunt taking advantage of his situation, although having been to Thailand on holiday and seen this stuff going on first hand, its usually smelly alcoholic old spunkers from Scotland who specialise in this particular form of legal human trafficking. A pathetic human being and one who should not have been allowed to reproduce. A film should be made about him but not one glorifying him but rather one vilifying him as the utter cunt he really is. I also visited Thailand, albeit only for a couple of day and that was enough. Sitting drinking beers and watching the dirty cunts with their Thai girlfriend in tow. I hope the locals see them as slags. Also over here I see plenty of fuck ugly twats with even uglier Thai wives after they've shat out a couple of sprogs. Seemed like a good idea to shag some hot 21 year old back then until they morphed into a screeching 4 foot 8 muffin top after 2 years in blighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Ron looks like a gormless cunt to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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