Decimus Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: When I have to go get more wine, he better not be there! I'll drop my wallet at his feet and accuse him of trying to nick the fucker from my hands! If it really is Drew as I suspect, he'll nick the wine before he goes anywhere near your wallet, the drunken, groundhog cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky, if they were mine, at least I'd have had interludes with WOMEN! Have you had your pink tutu with the sewn in rectal opening cleaned yet? Those shit, blood and dried jizz stains were really off-putting to the children at the dance studio. Reported for implied Paedo activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for implied Paedo activity. Implied but possible, based on previous performance*. (*previous performance is not necessarily an indication of future performance etc etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Implied but possible, based on previous performance*. (*previous performance is not necessarily an indication of future performance etc etc) Reported also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: If it really is Drew as I suspect, he'll nick the wine before he goes anywhere near your wallet, the drunken, groundhog cunt. Fermented apples isn't the same as fermented grapes even if you say it's White and to be honest, I would only nick his wallet if he had a donor card on the chance I might be entitled to his liver if mine packs up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Reported also. Fuck off Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fuck off Lol On the contrary....You’ll be fucking off shortly.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: On the contrary....You’ll be fucking off shortly.... lol. Actually pinkgrape, you've been very well behaved of late. It must be at least 3 weeks since your last spell in the cooler? What number visit was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Actually pinkgrape, you've been very well behaved of late. It must be at least 3 weeks since your last spell in the cooler? What number visit was that? Good evening. Not certain but well into double figures of being coolered. Oh and fuck off. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Good evening. Not certain but well into double figures of being coolered. Oh and fuck off. lol. Stupid fucking wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: On the contrary....You’ll be fucking off shortly.... lol. Oh! Thanks Google. For reminding me to punch a hole through Punkapes head. Chortle, chortle. Go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 I would have put the cuntbreeds lights out just for being called DOUGIE !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 10 hours ago, Ape said: Indeed. I’m keeping out of this one. This is precisely the sort of topic that deserves our quality input. I wonder if Dougie gets a staff parking spot, or whether he has to use a disabled space on the rare occasions it's not actually occupied by some fat cunt's BMW? I'll be surprised if @Ollyboro doesn't rise from the grave to contribute to this one. Speaking personally I far prefer the people I interact with to have the correct number of chromosomes, tongues, and fingers. This is why I am very seldom found in Norfolk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 you've got to like a post that indicates we're keeping cunts out of Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Primark ... but at least they have given me a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is precisely the sort of topic that deserves our quality input. I wonder if Dougie gets a staff parking spot, or whether he has to use a disabled space on the rare occasions it's not actually occupied by some fat cunt's BMW? I'll be surprised if @Ollyboro doesn't rise from the grave to contribute to this one. Speaking personally I far prefer the people I interact with to have the correct number of chromosomes, tongues, and fingers. This is why I am very seldom found in Norfolk. Cheap seats playing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: I would have put the cuntbreeds lights out just for being called DOUGIE !! Oh come on Fends,give Stickers a break. It's his first job and he's trying to make a go of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Oh come on Fends,give Stickers a break. It's his first job and he's trying to make a go of things. Sure, i will give the daft spazbot several breaks. The breaking wheel is up and running again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 I took the missus to Matalan this morning to get some cheap knickers, and they had a poor unfortunate chap with a learning disability rattling a bucket just inside the door. We went to Mongsoon instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 20 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for implied Paedo activity. I made no such implication, only advised you that your parading and poncing about in your special cossie was scaring them. You protest too much methinks, something you wish to tell us? Fucking poof! Oh yeah, fuck off! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Cheap seats playing cunt. How's trolley patrol? Hard graft with the club foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I took the missus to Matalan this morning to get some cheap knickers, and they had a poor unfortunate chap with a learning disability rattling a bucket just inside the door. We went to Mongsoon instead. Ooh I like Mongsoon: "Ever so lone lone lone lonely lonely, ever so lone lone lonely without you". Where's me sittar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: How's trolley patrol? Hard graft with the club foot? Tiring today, Stubbers. Some goblin type creature who absolutely fucking stinks of Forest of Dean Wild Boar cock has moved into the bottle bank in the car park and keeps inanely rambling on about old mother Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Tiring today, Stubbers. Some goblin type creature who absolutely fucking stinks of Forest of Dean Wild Boar cock has moved into the bottle bank in the car park and keeps inanely rambling on about old mother Earth. Gone fishing You'll soon be back under my protective wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Gone fishing You'll soon be back under my protective wing I like you, Stubby.. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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