Jake The Muss Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Frank said: Spot Ming gave birth to a beautiful baby boy this morning at the Portland. We're still struggling with the name. Can you help? How about Mackenzie Frank, as the baby was born at the Portland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fwang Jr. Rapper Lil Peep has died. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 27 minutes ago, Frank said: Rapper Lil Peep has died. Thoughts? I would leave the "has died" part out but otherwise I like the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 7 hours ago, Frank said: Rapper Lil Peep has died. Thoughts? I had to look him up as I didn't know who he was, after a quick scan of Wikipedia, my thoughts are that a fairly unremarkable and unintelligent individual had managed to strike gold by tapping into black culture and making enough money to be more than comfortable for his natural life, but managed to fuck it all up by overdoing the pharmaceuticals, and not living to reap the outrageously disproportionate rewards he was lucky enough to secure for his meagre contributions to human life in general. Fuck him. One less idiot in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 Mugabe late last night on discovering he was fucked and his Mrs had fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 15 November 2017 at 8:22 PM, Frank said: Spot Ming gave birth to a beautiful baby boy this morning at the Portland. We're still struggling with the name. Can you help? Spunkelia, I've always thought to be a charming name for a girl. Plus, imagine the hilarity in the playground when she gets older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 16 November 2017 at 5:47 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: Mugabe late last night on discovering he was fucked and his Mrs had fucked off. I'm not being funny, but he genuinely does look like a lowland gorilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 On 15/11/2017 at 11:26 PM, Frank said: Why do you still bother with all of this, oldtimer? You always seem a bit.. desperate. Steady Frank. I’m everywhere and nowhere baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Steady Frank. I’m everywhere and nowhere baby. Sayin' everything is groovy, when your tyres are flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Sayin' everything is groovy, when your tyres are flat. Poor Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 On 18/11/2017 at 1:06 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not being funny, but he genuinely does look like a lowland gorilla. Reported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Reported for racism. he already said he was not being funny, I would add that unlike Quincy, not being funny is not really a challenge for one such as you, is it Pinkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Reported for racism. I'm still not being funny, but the distance, for any racial subset, between nose and upper lip, is usuàlly measured in centimetres, rather than metres. I hope he gets eaten in a curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Actually, that was a bit off. I retract it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 So nobody told Big Bob it was time to fuck off. Coming soon to a Harare lamppost, it’s the all new Kenny Lynch show.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 11/15/2017 at 3:22 PM, Frank said: Spot Ming gave birth to a beautiful baby boy this morning at the Portland. We're still struggling with the name. Can you help? Spastic Mong the second has a logical sound to it. Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Poor Frank. No, you've lost me there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 So Bob Mugabe has finally resigned and the country is free of this stupid malicious murdering despot and I congratulate the people of Zimbabwe in their hour of celebration, enjoy it while you can you fucking stupid cunts. So the dear President is gone but the cunts who kept him in power are all still alive and very much still in charge, I look forward to the next Stupid malicious murdering despot to take up the presidency and proceed to rob the country of what little it has left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: So Bob Mugabe has finally resigned and the country is free of this stupid malicious murdering despot and I congratulate the people of Zimbabwe in their hour of celebration, enjoy it while you can you fucking stupid cunts. So the dear President is gone but the cunts who kept him in power are all still alive and very much still in charge, I look forward to the next Stupid malicious murdering despot to take up the presidency and proceed to rob the country of what little it has left. As long as he is a christian and goes to church he will be a good leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, luke swarm said: So Bob Mugabe has finally resigned and the country is free of this stupid malicious murdering despot and I congratulate the people of Zimbabwe in their hour of celebration, enjoy it while you can you fucking stupid cunts. So the dear President is gone but the cunts who kept him in power are all still alive and very much still in charge, I look forward to the next Stupid malicious murdering despot to take up the presidency and proceed to rob the country of what little it has left. Probably won't have to wait long. Africa is full to bursting with violent psychopathic nutjobs who once they've served their apprenticeship bombing around in Toyota pickups, hacking their neighbouring villagers to pieces with machetes and waving Kalashnikovs in the air, they find an old military uniform and begin declaring themselves to be president or 'glorious leader' or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: As long as he is a christian and goes to church he will be a good leader. Could we perhaps find you a bigger spoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Could we perhaps find you a bigger spoon? 🥄. If you must use gaymojis, at least do it fucking properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 🥄. If you must use gaymojis, at least do it fucking properly. You are not welcome on this site you corrosive cunt. Sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: You are not welcome on this site you corrosive cunt. Sod off. Previous like removed, you verminous little shit stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Rick_B said: Could we perhaps find you a bigger spoon? A really big shovel sized one that we can repeatedly smash over her fucking head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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