Guest Manky Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 It seems the nanny state wants cycle helmets and high-vis jackets to be compulsory for cyclists. These fucking comedians can't even force motorists to stop playing Call of Duty on their Xbox 360 whilst driving, or phoning gay chat lines in heavy traffic. I need my ninja senses whilst cycling and enclosing my shed in recycled Tizer bottles will diminish my powers. What is the point of being more visible if the world polluting drivers don't even look out of their steel boxes?If I die at the hands of some Facebook gay fanboy doing 90mph while liking his own breakfast photographs on social media, the health and safety zealots will have my blood on their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 There’s also the added bonus that if you suffer a massive head injury and subsequent brain damage, it’s unlikely anycunt will notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: There’s also the added bonus that if you suffer a massive head injury and subsequent brain damage, it’s unlikely anycunt will notice. Of course you would. If I was a cabbage, my posts would only be slightly better than those of Decimus and William TD Stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Of course you would. If I was a cabbage, my posts would only be slightly better than those of Decimus and William TD Stickers. Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 53 minutes ago, Manky said: It seems the nanny state wants cycle helmets and high-vis jackets to be compulsory for cyclists. These fucking comedians can't even force motorists to stop playing Call of Duty on their Xbox 360 whilst driving, or phoning gay chat lines in heavy traffic. I need my ninja senses whilst cycling and enclosing my shed in recycled Tizer bottles will diminish my powers. What is the point of being more visible if the world polluting drivers don't even look out of their steel boxes?If I die at the hands of some Facebook gay fanboy doing 90mph while liking his own breakfast photographs on social media, the health and safety zealots will have my blood on their hands. I've got no problem wearing a lid, always do. What use it would be in a serious prang, fuck knows. Intermittent flashing LEDs are the way to be seen. I feel far safer in the dark because I'm lit up like a Xmas tree with a front light that burns the retinas of all white van driving cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 It's the middle class twats around here that bomb around with kiddies clinging on for dear life, that boils my piss. Some even have a little seat on the fucking crossbar for the toddler. Divvy twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: It's the middle class twats around here that bomb around with kiddies clinging on for dear life, that boils my piss. Some even have a little seat on the fucking crossbar for the toddler. Divvy twats. This thing must be built to withstand a rear-end collision, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: This thing must be built to withstand a rear-end collision, right? Typical fucking self righteous, planet saving cunt who sneers at drivers of big cars, judging them to be irresponsible, whilst demonstrating his own leftie, snowflake, self important level of responsibility by giving his kid a 50/50 chance of surviving any journey. I want him dead, but I want to bang rusty barbecue skewers through his heels and into the marrow of his tibia bones first. Wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: This thing must be built to withstand a rear-end collision, right? We've got one but only for the woods. There's no fucking way I'd put the stubblets in this with the plethora of utter fuckwits who get behind the wheel pissed or stoned or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: We've got one but only for the woods. How do you fit them all in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: This thing must be built to withstand a rear-end collision, right? It has an orange flag for god sake. Of course it can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Typical fucking self righteous, planet saving cunt who sneers at drivers of big cars, judging them to be irresponsible, whilst demonstrating his own leftie, snowflake, self important level of responsibility by giving his kid a 50/50 chance of surviving any journey. I want him dead, but I want to bang rusty barbecue skewers through his heels and into the marrow of his tibia bones first. Wanker. I bet his car is one of those huge fuck off 4x4s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How do you fit them all in? What does she see in a liney old bastard, thirty years older than her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet his car is one of those huge fuck off 4x4s. Exactly, clocks up 350 miles a week in it, travelling to and from his briefcase wanker job, and believes he is solely responsible for the continued survival of the Patagonian larch warbler because he takes his cunting bike to the corner shop on a Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What does she see in a liney old bastard, thirty years older than her? About 35 million quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: About 35 million quid. More than that I reckon. I earn more than that selling lead and scrap metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: More than that I reckon. I earn more than that selling lead and scrap metal. Scouse vermin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 43 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How do you fit them all in? The 2 babbers get strapped in safely, their mum gets a backie (croggie to you scotch savages) and rubs her OS tits on my ears and old ron gets the tow rope and dragged behind face first. His craggy features do a lot of damage to the tracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 59 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How do you fit them all in? Ronnie has beautiful grandchildren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ronnie has beautiful grandchildren. His 2 great grandchildren look cute to, and his young granddaughter in this picture is a hottie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: The 2 babbers get strapped in safely, their mum gets a backie (croggie to you scotch savages) and rubs her OS tits on my ears and old ron gets the tow rope and dragged behind face first. His craggy features do a lot of damage to the tracks I have to know, what are 'OS tits'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to know, what are 'OS tits'? Over Sized, like these fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Over Sized, like these fuckers Ta. Got it now. Tits like those only look good mounted above a big arse and chunky thighs. That poor cow has chicken legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Scouse vermin Never sold Scouse vermin. But I'll look into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Over Sized, like these fuckers Has she got "Right said Fred" down her top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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