camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know which is more priceless, the little cartoon poo, or the phrase "a clubber left a defecation on the dance floor". There's a song about this: "Turder on the dancefloor". I'll get me tap shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very good, have a like. But seriously, using the words, "left a defecation on the floor" is poor journalistic artistry. A bit like saying, "Lord Archer did a sex with a prostitute". Indeed. He "did a spunk in her". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a song about this: "Turder on the dancefloor". I'll get me tap shoes. Be aware, you have been awarded a Quincy like. Even so, you would probably stamp all over it, then fall in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Indeed. He "did a spunk in her". Exactly. And how could we forget the media circus when Jeremy Thorpe 'done a fuck up a mans bum'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. And how could we forget the media circus when Jeremy Thorpe 'done a fuck up a mans bum'. Yes, Norman Scott. Silly cunt threw his self off Brighton pier. They found him clinging to a buoy next morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. And how could we forget the media circus when Jeremy Thorpe 'done a fuck up a mans bum'. I'll never forget the outrage at the poor English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, Norman Scott. Silly cunt threw his self off Brighton pier. They found him clinging to a buoy next morning Withers, you sllaag, was that intentional? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Withers, you sllaag, was that intentional? You work it out, you thick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You work it out, you thick cunt Mind your tone. Absolutely no need for rudeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Mind your tone. Absolutely no need for rudeness. Please forgive my rudeness QC, it was a lapse of concentration. What I meant to say was ' Fuck off you feeble minded tosser ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Please forgive my rudeness QC, it was a lapse of concentration. What I meant to say was ' Fuck off you feeble minded tosser ' Withers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Please forgive my rudeness QC, it was a lapse of concentration. What I meant to say was ' Fuck off you feeble minded tosser ' ‘Admissions’ by Henry Marsh. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: ‘Admissions’ by Henry Marsh. Idiot. How's your old man tonight? Can you remember when I called Wiz a dead-dadded cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: How's your old man tonight? Can you remember when I called Wiz a dead-dadded cunt? You inadvertently lifted ‘dead-dadded’ from one of my earlier posts when I discovered he’d been driving his father’s corpse up and down Sunset Blvd in the boot of the dead cunt’s clapped-out Mercedes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Just now, Frank said: You inadvertently lifted ‘dead-dadded’ from one of my earlier posts when I discovered he’d been driving his father’s corpse up and down Sunset Blvd in the boot of the dead cunt’s clapped-out Mercedes. I'm not sure about this, I'll get back to you. Have you seen that Stubby has taken another kicking today? He's been painfully breaking down and explaining jokes made on here in instances where the punchline isn't immediately clear. What are we going to do with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure about this, I'll get back to you. Have you seen that Stubby has taken another kicking today? He's been painfully breaking down and explaining jokes made on here in instances where the punchline isn't immediately clear. What are we going to do with him? Stubby doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned. I’d like to know what happened to QC’s natural flair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Stubby doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned. I’d like to know what happened to QC’s natural flair. He freely admits that he doesn't drink or take drugs anymore, and his antics as a slum landlord lost their shine after reading his online reviews more than twice. Aside from his yellow tie, being a coked up charlatan who once read a quarter of 'To The White Sea' was all he had. He might as well shut up shop and get the fuck off of my site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: He freely admits that he doesn't drink or take drugs anymore, and his antics as a slum landlord lost their shine after reading his online reviews more than twice. Aside from his yellow tie, being a coked up charlatan who once read a quarter of 'To The White Sea' was all he had. He might as well shut up shop and get the fuck off of my site. I've been reflecting on my overall performance on these pages. How do you think I've fared this year compared to my 2015 chart-topper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I've been reflecting on my overall performance on these pages. How do you think I've fared this year compared to my 2015 chart-topper? See my response on Special Relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: See my response on Special Relationship. Dead-Dadded.. that was mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Dead-Dadded.. that was mine. A remarkable stroke of tedium, for which you should be embarrassed to take credit. In the spirit of the site, however, "oh what a side-splitter that was, we all laughed!" Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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