Damian Green

[Eddie]

Damian had thousands of thumbnail images of pornography on his seized computer

Dirty Damian has said he never watched or downloaded pornography on the computer despite the fact he was sending emails from his account, reading documents in between porn sites being accessed.

He should be proud, its probably the first time a Tory MP was caught looking at 'legal' porn, a refreshing change from the usual kiddie porn perverts of late. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Perhaps he glanced at the "legal" pornography rather than looking at it directly.

[Eric Cuntman]

13 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Damian had thousands of thumbnail images of pornography on his seized computer

Dirty Damian has said he never watched or downloaded pornography on the computer despite the fact he was sending emails from his account, reading documents in between porn sites being accessed.

He should be proud, its probably the first time a Tory MP was caught looking at 'legal' porn, a refreshing change from the usual kiddie porn perverts of late. 

You still have to be astounded by the idiocy of Gary Glitter, taking a computer loaded with nonce filth to a shop for repair, glad he did as it got him caught, but what a stupid fucking cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

Perhaps he glanced at the "legal" pornography rather than looking at it directly.

And did not inhale.

[nocti]

This was brought to light after nine fucking years. I bet you can hardly see any cock or growler in the pics due to how pixelated the jpegs are. If anything, the man should be rewarded, not only for the aforementioned reason given by Edward above, but for displaying the patience of a saint waiting for the cunts to download, so he could then proceed throwing himself around the office by his own cock afterwards. 

A last resort grab for attention by a disgruntled copper, who I bet would blush like a fingered nun if he had to give his own PC up for a little snoop around.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Damian had thousands of thumbnail images of pornography on his seized computer

Dirty Damian has said he never watched or downloaded pornography on the computer despite the fact he was sending emails from his account, reading documents in between porn sites being accessed.

He should be proud, its probably the first time a Tory MP was caught looking at 'legal' porn, a refreshing change from the usual kiddie porn perverts of late. 

Indeed, as should we all.  Straight, no child involved porn being enjoyed by a tory?  It's a fucking grand  revelation.  

[Guest luke swarm]

26 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Damian had thousands of thumbnail images of pornography on his seized computer

Dirty Damian has said he never watched or downloaded pornography on the computer despite the fact he was sending emails from his account, reading documents in between porn sites being accessed.

He should be proud, its probably the first time a Tory MP was caught looking at 'legal' porn, a refreshing change from the usual kiddie porn perverts of late. 

This case is so easy to prove or disprove.

Its simply a matter of looking at this MPs submitted expense invoices and check his expenditure on Kitchen roll, Mansize Tissues and any excessive laundry bills for curtain cleaning. 

[and]

You can understand why he did it, he could hardly afford an 'escort' on mere MP's wages

[Rick_B]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You still have to be astounded by the idiocy of Gary Glitter, taking a computer loaded with nonce filth to a shop for repair, glad he did as it got him caught, but what a stupid fucking cunt.

Worse than that, apparently he asked them not to look at his private files. Doh!

[Guest judgetwi]

He should have downloaded gay or trannie porn then he would have been untouchable......a bit like Peter Mandelson....awarded a peerage for his services to the Brazilian rent boy industry.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Images? Fucking hell. Hasn't he heard of video files? MP4, FLV and good old MKV for that high Def. hairy pie shot.

I bet this stupid cunt had 640 x 480 vga images that were downloaded on an Hayes Accura 14,400 modem.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Images? Fucking hell. Hasn't he heard of video files? MP4, FLV and good old MKV for that high Def. hairy pie shot.

I bet this stupid cunt had 640 x 480 vga images that were downloaded on an Hayes Accura 14,400 modem.

320x240 actually.

[Mrs Roops]

Last night I saw the BBC News 24 interview with the plod who reviewed Green's computer and I was unimpressed. In 2008 the PC was seized (Green was also arrested) during a cack-handed police operation looking into leaks from the then Home Secretary's office. Several police officers resigned following the political furore that ensued. What we are witnessing now is petulant police payback. The detective conceded that nothing illegal was found on Green's PC, furthermore he would not categorically state that there was proof that Green viewed the porn files citing circumstantial evidence instead. What I found disturbing was a former police officer showing off the contemporaneous notes he made whilst searching the computer as if was some trophy.  Surely such documents should have been kept in police storage and not in the home of a former police officer? Also, as no crime was committed by Green, was he not entitled to privacy?

Interesting ironic postscript: Jacqui Smith, the then Home Secretary whose office was the subject of the leaks left high office under a cloud before being kicked out by her constituents at the 2010 General Election due to submitting questionable expenses, part of which were costs for membership to a porn channel and pay-per-view porn films.

[Guest judgetwi]

If you get the opportunity to kick a politician in the bollocks grab it with both hands I say. Who cares if procedures weren’t followed to the letter? They are all lying criminal scum anyway. Fuck ‘em.

[Guest Manky]

Don't the pigs sign the Official Secrets Act? My mate said never trust anyone who takes drugs, like coppers and customs officers.

No crime committed. No fucking interest to any fucker. Besides, I read that 98.6% of all internet traffic is porn related.

This looks like score settling in a slimy, vindictive way.

[Cuntybaws]

21 hours ago, luke swarm said:

...and any excessive laundry bills for curtain cleaning. 

Is this a euphemism?

[Guest luke swarm]

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Is this a euphemism?

Protein stains are a devil to remove from velvet material and dark coloured carpets as you well know Baws. Even Mr Barry Scott has failed to deliver in this area.

[Cuntybaws]

On 02/12/2017 at 7:08 PM, luke swarm said:

Protein stains are a devil to remove from velvet material and dark coloured carpets as you well know Baws. Even Mr Barry Scott has failed to deliver in this area.

I wondered if "curtain cleaning" might be a veiled reference to the noble art of cunnilingus. To paraphrase the great "Juice" Terry Lawson, I envisioned you with a tongue like Doctor Who's scarf, capable of licking the crumbs out of the bottom of a tube of Pringles.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Damien Green looks shifty and that is enough in my book.

[cuntspotter]

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I wondered if "curtain cleaning" might be a veiled reference to the noble art of cunnilingus. To paraphrase the great "Juice" Terry Lawson, I envisioned you with a tongue like Doctor Who's scarf, capable of licking the crumbs out of the bottom of a Pringle's tube. 

Jesus H Christ.....

[Roadkill]

On 01/12/2017 at 2:25 PM, Eric Cuntman said:

You still have to be astounded by the idiocy of Gary Glitter, taking a computer loaded with nonce filth to a shop for repair, glad he did as it got him caught, but what a stupid fucking cunt.

You have to feel sorry for the poor cunt who first opened that thing though. I know from experience that wanking at a laptop causes a certain amount of... cross contamination. I wouldn't handle someone else's personal electronics in this day and age without rubber gloves and a surgical mask, just to be safe.

 

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You have to feel sorry for the poor cunt who first opened that thing though. I know from experience that wanking at a laptop causes a certain amount of... cross contamination. I wouldn't handle someone else's personal electronics in this day and age without rubber gloves and a surgical mask, just to be safe.

 

I see Frank's US tour is going nicely.

[Mrs Roops]

On ‎02‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 10:20 AM, Mrs Roops said:

Last night I saw the BBC News 24 interview with the plod who reviewed Green's computer and I was unimpressed. In 2008 the PC was seized (Green was also arrested) during a cack-handed police operation looking into leaks from the then Home Secretary's office. Several police officers resigned following the political furore that ensued. What we are witnessing now is petulant police payback. The detective conceded that nothing illegal was found on Green's PC, furthermore he would not categorically state that there was proof that Green viewed the porn files citing circumstantial evidence instead. What I found disturbing was a former police officer showing off the contemporaneous notes he made whilst searching the computer as if was some trophy.  Surely such documents should have been kept in police storage and not in the home of a former police officer? Also, as no crime was committed by Green, was he not entitled to privacy?

Interesting ironic postscript: Jacqui Smith, the then Home Secretary whose office was the subject of the leaks left high office under a cloud before being kicked out by her constituents at the 2010 General Election due to submitting questionable expenses, part of which were costs for membership to a porn channel and pay-per-view porn films.

Further to the news that Mr Green was forced to fall on his sword, Mrs May has commented that the actions of the two police officers indulging "police payback politics" should be looked into. The former plods are about to find out what its like to be on the receiving end of a grudge - excellent.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

He also should visit Specsavers as Kate Maltby is not exactly totty (IMHO)

[and]

2 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

He also should visit Specsavers as Kate Maltby is not exactly totty (IMHO)

That may be true, but she is discreet when swallowing the evidence!