Decimus Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: He's an ex para?.. pretend yer suffering from ptsd by digging a hole in the pavement with your teeth and screaming jonny. ..noooo. .. and he should show up Panzerknacker I was just going to ask the local school kids if a dishevelled cunt in old cum-stained camo's was hanging around the park asking if they wanted to see some puppies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 38 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: He's an ex para?.. pretend yer suffering from ptsd by digging a hole in the pavement with your teeth and screaming jonny. ..noooo. .. and he should show up Panzerknacker I thought I was the only cunt who'd ever read 'How to be a complete bastard' by Ade Edmondson. Wasn't that the bit about the kids entertainer? "I can smell Charlie..he's out on the wire" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 48 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: He's an ex para?.. pretend yer suffering from ptsd by digging a hole in the pavement with your teeth and screaming jonny. ..noooo. .. and he should show up Panzerknacker Cliff edge but don't get too close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 02/01/2018 at 5:49 PM, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had cause to Venture into Dudley today, its not an experience I look forward to at the best of times but a tenant of mine was being a stupid cunt with the heating thermostat. Anyway after sorting this "emergency" out I decided to grab a bit of lunch at the Greasy Barstard Public house. From the car to the Pub is about 10 mins walk. On the short stroll in this dismal arsehole of a town I must have passed a never ending stream of baseball capped, snaggly teeth, pale pallid skin, kappa jogger with superdry jackets squeezed over massive guts, metal shit in their eyebrows, tattooed neck, chav cunts. And the Blokes were even worse.Why the fuck do they feel the need to spit constantly, I mean they are not chewing tobacco or any other stimulant that I can see but every few steps one of them feels the need to spit in a gratuitous manner as if for some kind of approval from the rest of the chavly herd. Is it some form of territory marking ritual, do these cunts have accelerated saliva glandular action or are they just dirty filthy bastards who are so immensely head pounding stupid that they know no better. Yes I know its Dudley but even so, its still not too much to expect to walk on a relatively snot free pavement in any English town is it. They were probably spitting out spunk, having been round your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 If nobody’s said that already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They were probably spitting out spunk, having been round your place. are you having a breakdown Quincy? Your posts are getting a bit more bizarre each day than your stupendously low intelligence can account for. Go and get you meds reassessed or get your dealer to add a little more talcum to your blend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If nobody’s said that already. see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought I was the only cunt who'd ever read 'How to be a complete bastard' by Ade Edmondson. Wasn't that the bit about the kids entertainer? "I can smell Charlie..he's out on the wire" A tome worthy of the national archives Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 03/01/2018 at 2:11 PM, Albert Ross said: I've been to Shrewsbury, have you? I've also been to Ludlow. I've been to Selsey Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've been to Selsey Bill Is he Portland Bill's brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 10 hours ago, luke swarm said: are you having a breakdown Quincy? Your posts are getting a bit more bizarre each day than your stupendously low intelligence can account for. Go and get you meds reassessed or get your dealer to add a little more talcum to your blend. No need to adopt such a scolding tone. I’ve had a sore bastard throat for about 2 weeks, ie virtually no wine over all Xmas. Absolutely fucking shite one this year. This is the root of my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I’ve had a sore bastard throat for about 2 weeks, This is the root of my shit. Excess jism gargling is the most likely cause of this and as such, you'll get no sympathy from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 43 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No need to adopt such a scolding tone. I’ve had a sore bastard throat for about 2 weeks, ie virtually no wine over all Xmas. Absolutely fucking shite one this year. This is the root of my shit. I've got some special medicine that'll sort that out, salty aftertaste If that don't work, I'll shit down your throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 45 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No need to adopt such a scolding tone. I’ve had a sore bastard throat for about 2 weeks, ie virtually no wine over all Xmas. Absolutely fucking shite one this year. This is the root of my shit. Quincy, you utter fucking cunt, I’ve also had the same shit for about two weeks. However, I’ve not allowed it to interfere with Xmas drinking. You need to man-the-fuck-up and get some alcohol down your neck. You’re a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've been to Selsey Bill I first saw him in 1966 and he was an old cunt back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 11:12 PM, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Excess jism gargling is the most likely cause of this and as such, you'll get no sympathy from me. Just say been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 11:20 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I've got some special medicine that'll sort that out, salty aftertaste If that don't work, I'll shit down your throat Are you a GP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 11:24 PM, Ape said: Quincy, you utter fucking cunt, I’ve also had the same shit for about two weeks. However, I’ve not allowed it to interfere with Xmas drinking. You need to man-the-fuck-up and get some alcohol down your neck. You’re a fucking disgrace. Ape, you dirty, motherfucking huir, no doubt everyone in your sunlight starved shite hole is coughing like a donkey, if not topping themselves for their lack of oil revenue, but it is only tonight I can drink. Unfortunately the only thing to drink is fig liqueur and white wine , the shite ones pea brained missus buys , on account of her being a retard. We both know I don’t need to ask if yours is one, as, if she isn’t imaginary, she is one - for lumping with you. This paragraph is getting too long. I’ve just finished watching Godless.fucking quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 11:20 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I've got some special medicine that'll sort that out, salty aftertaste If that don't work, I'll shit down your throat All the yogurt in the world can’t cure this sore throat. If I were you, in the interests of comedy, would have declared it be thrush. But I am operating on a high level, delivering A1 insults hither and thither, whereas you are thinking with mush. Never mind. Have you watched Godless? Fucking Awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: All the yogurt in the world can’t cure this sore throat. If I were you, in the interests of comedy, would have declared it be thrush. But I am operating on a high level, delivering A1 insults hither and thither, whereas you are thinking with mush. Never mind. Have you watched Godless? Fucking Awsome We discussed this during last quarter's GM. No talking to Stupid Pecker in a genial manner unless under severe duress. Wind your fucking neck in and get with the programme, lest you wish to be sent to Coventry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: We discussed this during last quarter's GM. No talking to Stupid Pecker in a genial manner unless under severe duress. Wind your fucking neck in and get with the programme, lest you wish to be sent to Coventry. Coventry is nearer you than I , therefore going there no doubt means between being raped by sockless urchins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: We discussed this during last quarter's GM. No talking to Stupid Pecker in a genial manner unless under severe duress. Wind your fucking neck in and get with the programme, lest you wish to be sent to Coventry. Pwaan kwackers with shite: afternoon dewight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 13 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: All the yogurt in the world can’t cure this sore throat. If I were you, in the interests of comedy, would have declared it be thrush. But I am operating on a high level, delivering A1 insults hither and thither, whereas you are thinking with mush. Never mind. Have you watched Godless? Fucking Awsome You're not making much sense here fingerer, are you ok? Too much fig liqueur mixed with spunk can do this, so I've been told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're not making much sense here fingerer, are you ok? Too much fig liqueur mixed with spunk can do this, so I've been told Hear about the dyslexic squaddie Stubb? He tried spit and Polish down his local Eastern European minimarket. Arf arf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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