Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Lay off him Ape, he's a friend of mine. Got it? You have no friends. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he might be the cunt who sells economy beef burgers. Nearly correct, as I've told you before, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Nearly correct, as I've told you before, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds Good on you, make sure those spotty cunts slice the gherkins thinly, and if possible, a tad more salt on the chips. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good on you, make sure those spotty cunts slice the gherkins thinly, and if possible, a tad more salt on the chips. Thanks. They come in a huge plastic barrel ready sliced by illegal "modern slave" eight year olds in a cellar in Bootle. You can have lashings of salt, as with a bit of luck it'll give you a stroke you know nothing retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: They come in a huge plastic barrel ready sliced by illegal "modern slave" eight year olds in a cellar in Bootle. You can have lashings of salt, as with a bit of luck it'll give you a stroke you know nothing retard. What have I told you about displaying your fragile temper? You won't learn, you're just making it worse for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What have I told you about displaying your fragile temper? You won't learn, you're just making it worse for yourself. I want to see how "worse" it can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 45 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Dare I remind you about 'Roundabouts' A nom for the ages. Don't tell me that on the rare occasions that you are sober enough to drive you are not apoplectic with rage whenever faced with the Postwick white elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I want to see how "worse" it can get. How "much worse" it can get. Christ on a fucking bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: A nom for the ages. Don't tell me that on the rare occasions that you are sober enough to drive you are not apoplectic with rage whenever faced with the Postwick white elephant. Not as incensed as I am when driving over the mini roundabout that has miraculously appeared for no discerning reason on the main road in Thorpe End. They must have had a left over tin of white supremacist paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Pricky said: Blokes a fuckin’ cunt! 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: At least Rick can't accuse us of going off-topic this time, as there isn't one. Indeed but I expected you to also draw his attention to the missing possessive apostrophe. Gentle to newbies week? Ed Well, apostrophe anyway (bloke is) and you are possessive about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Piston said: Indeed but I expected you to also draw his attention to the missing possessive apostrophe. Gentle to newbies week? Please point it out to a thick cunt like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 46 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Nearly correct, as I've told you before, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds Stick in at work. You're going all the way to the top. You're the next Ronald McDonald. I'll happily give you a reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Please point it out to a thick cunt like me. Listen up you little shit, I have given you at least one sympathy 'like' in the last 24 hrs. Reciprocate immediately you ungrateful little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: Stick in at work. You're going all the way to the top. You're the next Ronald McDonald. I'll happily give you a reference I'll happily give him a really gorgeous kick in the bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 49 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Nearly correct, as I've told you before, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds I'm not surprised you chose to build your career at McDonald's. Your promotion to shift supervisor suggests they really do care about their employees after all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know Kellogg's K. You've always been special, Gypps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Please point it out to a thick cunt like me. Albert, you are still a bit of a newb, so allow me to provide you this simple piece of friendly advice. Deal with one point at a time....the one in your head has yet to be sorted. Good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm not surprised you chose to build your career at McDonald's. Your promotion to shift supervisor suggests they really do care about their employees after all. Somewhere in the Forest of Dean, @Stubby Pecker is rattling with rage. Scope newsletter in hand, ready to mete a dribble covered beating to the next unfortunate passer by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Somewhere in the Forest of Dean, @Stubby Pecker is rattling with rage. Scope newsletter in hand, ready to mete a dribble covered beating to the next unfortunate passer by. You cunt. I'd literally just typed "Stubby?" when it flashed up "Bubba C has replied". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Please point it out to a thick cunt like me. McDonald's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Somewhere in the Forest of Dean, @Stubby Pecker is rattling with rage. Scope newsletter in hand, ready to mete a dribble covered beating to the next unfortunate passer by. I just watched that and immediately began to ponder the nature of 'special sauce'. You sick fucking Welsh bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 16 minutes ago, Wolfie said: McDonald's. Well done Wolfie, you fell for it, I'll be giggling like a pixie all night now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm not surprised you chose to build your career at McDonald's. Your promotion to shift supervisor suggests they really do care about their employees after all. He's my shift manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: He's my shift manager. Out of likes. You're getting there Bert, slowly but you're getting there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Well done Wolfie, you fell for it, I'll be giggling like a pixie all night now. Strange, therefore, you wrote it as 'MacDonalds' in your previous post. I suppose this was to draw people into your clever trap. 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Nearly correct, as I've told you before, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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