William Windsor, His Hair and the Press

[Decimus]

I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut.

First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity.

Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 

[Jiggerycock]

Well yes.

I mean, it's not even as if he's got an interestingly-shaped head.

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut.

First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity.

Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 

Mind you, his hairdo would have served him well as a bonding tool, should he ever have had the opportunity to bounce on the knee of his Bedouin camel trader cunt of a step-Grandfather. Phil the Greek was justified in having the ex SAS deniable operatives run that pair of cunts into a tunnel wall. 

[Cuntybaws]

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

...an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Mind you, his hairdo would have served him well as a bonding tool, should he ever have had the opportunity to bounce on the knee of his Bedouin camel trader cunt of a step-Grandfather. Phil the Greek was justified in having the ex SAS deniable operatives run that pair of cunts into a tunnel wall. 

I know I'm a boring sad fuck but I've been looking at the Metro online. They have quite a few photographs of the afore mentioned Duke show how he's been losing his locks over the years. Now, I can't decide if he's the offspring of William Hague or Iain Duncan Smith.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I know I'm a boring sad fuck but I've been looking at the Metro online. They have quite a few photographs of the afore mentioned Duke show how he's been losing his locks over the years. Now, I can't decide if he's the offspring of William Hague or Iain Duncan Smith.

Best not waste too much time thinking about it Albert. He's just another, large toothed, small brained inbred product of a circular and confined gene pool. Also, apologies for my savage attack the other night. I was very drunk. You're still a cunt, but so are we all. That's why we're here.

[Jiggerycock]

9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I know I'm a boring sad fuck but I've been looking at the Metro online. They have quite a few photographs of the afore mentioned Duke show how he's been losing his locks over the years. Now, I can't decide if he's the offspring of William Hague or Iain Duncan Smith.

Do you know, there's times I wake up from a shattering nightmare that Vince Cable once had a crack at her and hey presto, 9-months later it's Just William!

[ratcum]

17 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut.

First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity.

Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 

Step aside Andrew Morton, our very own Decimus will write the next volume on this vacuous trollope

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Best not waste too much time thinking about it Albert. He's just another, large toothed, small brained inbred product of a circular and confined gene pool. Also, apologies for my savage attack the other night. I was very drunk. You're still a cunt, but so are we all. That's why we're here.

Apologies not accepted you snivelling piece of reptile shit.

[ratcum]

1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

Apologies not accepted you snivelling piece of reptile shit.

I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam

Vote Rat!

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Apologies not accepted you snivelling piece of reptile shit.

You fucking little shit. You and that @Bubba C cunt are now properly on my radar. Yes bibbly, you too. I'm going to email Withers post-haste and formulate a strategy to deal with you, you despicable Welsh bastard.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

56 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut.

First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity.

Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 

What’s your point?

[ratcum]

38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

He's shouting "Make it sew!" to his wife's SINGER XL400

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam

Ratty, I've tried to make amends with this ungrateful little bastard and been met with scornful hostility. I'm going to fuck him up good an proper. Got a spare canister of Zyklon B I could ponce? 

 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You fucking little shit. You and that @Bubba C cunt are now properly on my radar. Yes bibbly, you too. I'm going to email Withers post-haste and formulate a strategy to deal with you, you despicable Welsh bastard.

I'm fucking waiting for you, you insipid puerile apology for a serpentine abortion. Come on you pet cat abuser.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Ratty, I've tried to make amends with this ungrateful little bastard and been met with scornful hostility. I'm going to fuck him up good an proper. Got a spare canister of Zyklon B I could ponce? 

Ponce? Exactly, you parasite. Also please spell "and" properly or use an apostrophe!

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

I'm fucking waiting for you, you insipid puerile apology for a serpentine abortion. Come on you pet cat abuser.

You're waiting for any attention that you can get aren't you?

[ratcum]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ratty, I've tried to make amends with this ungrateful little bastard and been met with scornful hostility. I'm going to fuck him up good an proper. Got a spare canister of Zyklon B I could ponce? 

 

cadge one maybe

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

23 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Step aside Andrew Morton, our very own Decimus will write the next volume on this vacuous trollope

Fucking brilliant, as always, Ratty!  

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Ponce? Exactly, you parasite. Also please spell "and" properly or use an apostrophe!

You really have quite serious issues don't you Welsh_Cunt/ Back Door Specialist. How long did it take you to find someone with the technical know how to sneak you back onto this site? You're fucking rumbled sonny Jim. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Fucking brilliant, as always, Ratty!  

I've always said Wiz, Ratty's top dog here. Unreplaceable.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Ponce? Exactly, you parasite. Also please spell "and" properly or use an apostrophe!

Albert, may I suggest you form a new strategy?  If your intention is to take on Eric, you will need a much more intelligent and tactical approach.  He will pick your bones dry with your present ham handed technique.  

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I've always said Wiz, Ratty's top dog here. Unreplaceable.

Top dog, leader and best.  

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

ALbert, may I suggest you form a new strategy?  If your intention is to take on Eric, you will need a much more intelligent and tactical approach.  He will pick your bones dry with your present ham handed technique.  

Am I fucking worried?