Wolfie Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Rick_B said: He was a one off was Mark E Smith. He reportedly hired and fired around 60 members of The Fall. In reality he was The Fall, in fact he's on record as saying if it's me and your granny on bongos, it's The Fall. This is Totally Wired, enjoy. They were a good band but something tells me you'd walk around with a bush stuck up your arse if it was in vogue, Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 14 hours ago, Albert Ross said: What proof do you have that the lovely Penelope and myself have a "strange railway fetish"? Because you've both gone off the rails and you get ideas above your station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Mark E Smith was a moron, and The Fall are a shit band loved by pseudo-intellectual Gen-X retards who enjoy any old shite if it seems a bit random and name-checks the right Krautrock albums at the appropriate time. Mark E Smith simply needed to down a shitload of speed, get a band of chimps to play an E minor chord at 120 bpm and then blast his incomprehensible northern diarrhea over the top. All he required was a glowing endorsement from that dead noncer John Peel (another old cunt that liked any random noise), and he was sorted for life. The Fall were a fucking shockingly crap band. If they were unknowns now they wouldn't get a second gig, let alone a record contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: They were a good band but something tells me you'd walk around with a bush stuck up your arse if it was in vogue, Rick. I'm not really sure that The Fall are or were ever "in vogue". They are just The Fall and a bit like Marmite you either love them or hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Mark E Smith was a moron, and The Fall are a shit band loved by pseudo-intellectual Gen-X retards who enjoy any old shite if it seems a bit random and name-checks the right Krautrock albums at the appropriate time. Mark E Smith simply needed to down a shitload of speed, get a band of chimps to play an E minor chord at 120 bpm and then blast his incomprehensible northern diarrhea over the top. All he required was a glowing endorsement from that dead noncer John Peel (another old cunt that liked any random noise), and he was sorted for life. The Fall were a fucking shockingly crap band. If they were unknowns now they wouldn't get a second gig, let alone a record contract. You're just pissed off because Bros never got back together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're just pissed off because Bros never got back together. Bloody hell, that is really putting the knife in and twisting it around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 On 1/25/2018 at 8:02 PM, Albert Ross said: Have you met him? I don't think many people have described him as a nice bloke, but that's not the point. I imagine that after a couple of lines and a few shandies he was the person sat in the corner of the bar that your mates warned you to stay well clear of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I don't think many people have described him as a nice bloke, but that's not the point. I imagine that after a couple of lines and a few shandies he was the person sat in the corner of the bar that your mates warned you to stay well clear of. Rick, I would just like to say that I fucking hate you more than Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Bloody hell, that is really putting the knife in and twisting it around Bit much eh? He's probably face down on his bed crying his little eyes out now clutching his Matt Goss lunch box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 43 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I don't think many people have described him as a nice bloke, but that's not the point. I imagine that after a couple of lines and a few shandies he was the person sat in the corner of the bar that your mates warned you to stay well clear of. I don't understand what you mean. Was he a graphologist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 11 hours ago, Rick_B said: I'm not really sure that The Fall are or were ever "in vogue". They are just The Fall and a bit like Marmite you either love them or hate them. I saw them... the best I could say was that they were interesting. He was so fucking out of it that he was incomprehensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 A total load of two bob shit. Smith himself was just a washed up junkie loser. Shuffling around calling obviously cuntish people cunts is just a statement of the bleeding obvious, it doesn’t make you a sage. I can walk 500 yards up the road and find 3 or 4 similar characters hanging around the benches in the churchyard surrounded by empty bottles and cans. I don’t see them in the Arts section of the Guardian. Load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: A total load of two bob shit. Smith himself was just a washed up junkie loser. Shuffling around calling obviously cuntish people cunts is just a statement of the bleeding obvious, it doesn’t make you a sage. I can walk 500 yards up the road and find 3 or 4 similar characters hanging around the benches in the churchyard surrounded by empty bottles and cans. I don’t see them in the Arts section of the Guardian. Load of bollocks. Bang on the fucking nail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 He was the musical equivalent of Tracy Emmin,remember the fucking idiots that saw genius in her unmade bed pile if shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 23 minutes ago, Neil said: He was the musical equivalent of Tracy Emmin,remember the fucking idiots that saw genius in her unmade bed pile if shit? I much preferred Tracy’s “The Tent” on which she inscribed the names of every cunt who had fucked her up until 1995. Sadly this work of genius was lost in a fire. Apparently Lady P tried to re-create it but her marquee was too big for the gallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 On 1/26/2018 at 8:11 PM, camberwell gypsy said: You're just pissed off because Bros never got back together. Never heard of them. If I had to concede slightly, Throbbing Gristle were way worse than The Fall. Throbbing Gristle sounded like Alan Bennett flatly reading shite monologues over the sound of some guy kicking a filing cabinet down a fire escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: A total load of two bob shit. Smith himself was just a washed up junkie loser. Shuffling around calling obviously cuntish people cunts is just a statement of the bleeding obvious, it doesn’t make you a sage. I can walk 500 yards up the road and find 3 or 4 similar characters hanging around the benches in the churchyard surrounded by empty bottles and cans. I don’t see them in the Arts section of the Guardian. Load of bollocks. That'll be Punkape and his friends in his imaginary golf club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 On 27 January 2018 at 10:06 AM, judgetwi said: I much preferred Tracy’s “The Tent” on which she inscribed the names of every cunt who had fucked her up until 1995. Sadly this work of genius was lost in a fire. Apparently Lady P tried to re-create it but her marquee was too big for the gallery. Lady Ps version was up until 1945, lots of German names during the time she worked at the POW camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lady Ps version was up until 1945, lots of German names during the time she worked at the POW camp Bringing in the sheaths, bringing in the sheaths We shall cum rejoicing, bringing in the sheaths It also cleaned up our local johnny patch which was becoming rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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