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Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie  Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981?

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)

Max did it, he wanted to feed the corpse to Freeway, but he wouldn't eat it, so she floated away.

A bit of a coincidence that both Natalie Wood and William Holden died within days of each other.

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6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie  Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981?

Where's that haggard old cunt Jessica Fletcher when you actually need her?

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8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Where's that haggard old cunt Jessica Fletcher when you actually need her?

Hate her. I always said that if she accused me of murder, I'd just tell her to fuck off and prove it, because all her evidence is circumstantial and she always wins because the twat murderer always breaks down and confesses "I did it, I murdered him. The bastard". 

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9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated.

I'm going to hell aren't I?

 

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated.

Put down the Liebfraumilch and step away from the keyboard.

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated.

I'm going to hell aren't I?

And she had a brother called Milk and guess what....Milk Floats.

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Guest Bill Stickers
13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Spunk also floats, according to @Quincy Cockfingers

The only topic you ever dwell on these days at any length is the relationship between Quincy and spunk. Stop being a fucking wimp, ring the cunt up and arrange to gobble some of his cocksnot. Perhaps then you'll change the fucking record.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

The only topic you ever dwell on these days at any length is the relationship between Quincy and spunk. Stop being a fucking wimp, ring the cunt up and arrange to gobble some of his cocksnot. Perhaps then you'll change the fucking record.

Not sure I approve.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
10 minutes ago, Frank said:

I used to log in to read your shit. Not anymore, you boring fucking cunt. Fuck you.

You were on that quite quickly: almost as if you live only to read my shit, so tuck your dick between your legs and put on your mascara. FYI, you are on the brink of being annoying, we will have to see how we do. Have you read To The White Sea yet?

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On ‎02‎/‎02‎/‎2018 at 10:34 AM, Lady Penelope said:

Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie  Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981?

I reckon it was Tony Curtis Bernard 'Manny' Schwartzenbergstein

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