Neil Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 If the cunts want equality that's fine by me,If my missus wants to lounge on the sofa with her hand on her snatch,fart,burp and slowly get pissed before having an afternoon wank then no problem.As long as I get my fucking tea on time and have my kecks cleaned I couldn't give a fuck. Womanchester for fucking fuck sake?? Know your limits you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Neil said: If the cunts want equality that's fine by me,If my missus wants to lounge on the sofa with her hand on her snatch,fart,burp and slowly get pissed before having an afternoon wank then no problem.As long as I get my fucking tea on time and have my kecks cleaned I couldn't give a fuck. Womanchester for fucking fuck sake?? Know your limits you cunts! It's getting worse. There are even women drinking beer now and gong out on the pull. Fucking diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Until they can piss standing up they shouldn't be allowed to vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Feminazis want equality until you treat them like a bloke and call them an ilogical cunt for talking absolute bollocks, they then get all uppity and accuse you of mansplaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Neil said: If the cunts want equality that's fine by me,If my missus wants to lounge on the sofa with her hand on her snatch,fart,burp and slowly get pissed before having an afternoon wank then no problem.As long as I get my fucking tea on time and have my kecks cleaned I couldn't give a fuck. Womanchester for fucking fuck sake?? Know your limits you cunts! Whatever will you do when she comes at you pissed a bull whip in one hand, a bottle of gin the other, a massive 18' strap on with it's japs eye grinning at you and tells you to bend over? Woe is the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Whatever will you do when she comes at you pissed a bull whip in one hand, a bottle of gin the other, a massive 18' strap on with it's japs eye grinning at you and tells you to bend over? Woe is the day. I think Punkers may just have cum, else it'll be like that bit in 'Silence of The Lambs' where Miggs (?) swallows his own tongue in a Lecter-inspired sexual frenzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Just now, Jiggerycock said: I think Punkers may just have cum! I did notice the stench of decaying flesh and death in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I did notice the stench of decaying flesh and death in the air. ....and reports of fresh snowfalls in Cheshire I notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: ....and reports of fresh snowfalls in Cheshire I notice? Canal Street will be digging out for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 10 hours ago, Neil said: If the cunts want equality that's fine by me,If my missus wants to lounge on the sofa with her hand on her snatch,fart,burp and slowly get pissed before having an afternoon wank then no problem.As long as I get my fucking tea on time and have my kecks cleaned I couldn't give a fuck. Womanchester for fucking fuck sake?? Know your limits you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 12 hours ago, Neil said: If the cunts want equality that's fine by me,If my missus wants to lounge on the sofa with her hand on her snatch,fart,burp and slowly get pissed before having an afternoon wank then no problem.As long as I get my fucking tea on time and have my kecks cleaned I couldn't give a fuck. Womanchester for fucking fuck sake?? Know your limits you cunts! Women’s equality day.....give them a right hook.. Bam !!!!! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Feminazis want equality until you treat them like a bloke and call them an ilogical cunt for talking absolute bollocks, they then get all uppity and accuse you of mansplaining. Who the fuck are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Women’s equality day.....give them a right hook.. Bam !!!!! lol. Oh, so now you’re a hard man are you? Lol. Utter wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Already far more interesting that you, cretinous wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Cuntitudical Fucknugget thats who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh, so now you’re a hard man are you? Lol. Utter wanker. Wouldn’t you like to punch Dianne Abbot ? You probably want to marry her..... lol. Fuck off as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Wouldn’t you like to punch Dianne Abbot ? You probably want to marry her..... lol. Fuck off as well. I don’t want to punch any woman. You’re full of shit (and congealed spunk). Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Women’s equality day.....give them a right hook.. Bam !!!!! lol. Pow! Straight to the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Cuntitudical Fucknugget thats who Welcome to Cuntscorner..... Be wary of Admin Gestapo....they post as well and goad the unsuspecting... Hopefully you’re not too blue collar, reasonably well educated and not a knob jockey. Oh and fuck off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I don’t want to punch any woman. Not even Amber Rudd? That's quite some self-restraint you've got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Not even Amber Rudd? That's quite some self-restraint you've got there. I saw an off duty Paratrooper knock out Hazel O’Connor in a London pub many years ago.A very precise punch 🥊 I had no sympathy for her whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Welcome to Cuntscorner..... Be wary of Admin Gestapo....they post as well and goad the unsuspecting... Hopefully you’re not too blue collar, reasonably well educated and not a knob jockey. Oh and fuck off as well. Cheers for the heads up, the bastards can goad all they like, I won't take the fucking bait, I'm not too blue collar, totally averse to other blokes bumholes, each to their own though. And fuck you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Cheers for the heads up, the bastards can goad all they like, I won't take the fucking bait, I'm not too blue collar, totally averse to other blokes bumholes, each to their own though. And fuck you too There's only one "heads up" Punkape is interested in giving you. You're being groomed, pal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: There's only one "heads up" Punkape is interested in giving you. You're being groomed, pal. The fithy fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Whatever will you do when she comes at you pissed a bull whip in one hand, a bottle of gin the other, a massive 18' strap on with it's japs eye grinning at you and tells you to bend over? Woe is the day. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if what you've just described is a typical monthly 'date night' for Neil and his missus. It somehow seems to 'normal' for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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