Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I wouldn't Besides you could just send her to the Sparkbrook region of Birmingham for pretty much the same treatment and save on the carbon footprint. How about you walking across Soho Pool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.jacarandafm.com/news/news/tributes-pouring-winnie-madikizela-mandela/ Idris Elba has certainly opened a debate on Twatter I thought that Idris was some kind of canned Ginger Ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: How about you walking across Soho Pool? How about you walking (driving your mobility scooter) into the fast lane of the M5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How about you walking (driving your mobility scooter) into the fast lane of the M5? I would need to borrow your mobility scooter to do that and you would need to do the driving .. whilst I watch from the other side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 These Winnie Mandela jokes are getting a bit tyring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 29 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: These Winnie Mandela jokes are getting a bit tyring. Shut it, dan, you fucking stupid jock twat. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Played while everyone curls one off on the coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 20 hours ago, scotty said: Certainly not by Stompie Seipei. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall at the Mandela United pre-match team talks "Right lads. Basic 4-3-3 formation. Move the ball quickly, play a high line at the back and look for the overlapping fullbacks to get to the byline - and if it does go tits up, PLAY HOOPLA WITH A BURNING TYRE ON THEIR 14 YEAR OLD SWEEPER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall at the Mandela United pre-match team talks "Right lads. Basic 4-3-3 formation. Move the ball quickly, play a high line at the back and look for the overlapping fullbacks to get to the byline - and if it does go tits up, PLAY HOOPLA WITH A BURNING TYRE ON THEIR 14 YEAR OLD SWEEPER!!! They'd still beat Sunderland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: They'd still beat Sunderland. They'd probably beat anyone if immolation of the opposition is a legitimate tactical manouevre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: They'd probably beat anyone if immolation of the opposition is a legitimate tactical manouevre That would liven up the sport. Let's email the FA and suggest it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, scotty said: That would liven up the sport. Let's email the FA and suggest it. Make for way more interesting post-match analysis eh? "You'll notice in the second half, the United midfield enforcers isolate the boy Stumpy Mackenzie....it's a classic 'two-on-one' situation and they burn him for pace (and crimes against the party) and leave him for dead....in a very real sense...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Make for way more interesting post-match analysis eh? "You'll notice in the second half, the United midfield enforcers isolate the boy Stumpy Mackenzie....it's a classic 'two-on-one' situation and they burn him for pace (and crimes against the party) and leave him for dead....in a very real sense...." I'm pretty sure roy keane has actually tried that tactic, if only on the training field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 23 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: These Winnie Mandela jokes are getting a bit tyring. You saying that she has not had a GOODYEAR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 On 4/2/2018 at 4:33 PM, Cuntybaws said: The poisonous cunt has popped her clogs and to say I'm glad she's dead would be a gross understatement. It's only a shame that she wasn't necklaced. Fuck off, Pen. What’s Big and Black and sits on the top of Nelson’s Column.... Winnie Mandela great joke of its day, sadly no longer to be used. fucking Evelin black bitch she was. Burning tyre around people’s necks just because she didn’t like opposition. Black nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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