camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's needed is an extermination facility to control the numbers. You could call it Arsewitz. Arsewitz? Isn't he Arsenal manager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 Dead? It must have been a superb supermarket sweep for Dorothy Perkins... Anybody Christened 'Dale' is a direct route to being queerbies, and the only cunts that will miss Him/It, is Mrs & Mrs Punker-Stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 The BBC reported earlier that "gushing tributes had been led by Graham Norton", but that wording has since been amended. Any other celebrity poofs want to join in with the cluster-rim? I reckon if you give Tom Daley another 10 years under the sun lamp he'll look exactly like Dale Winton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 14 hours ago, Decimus said: I have no idea what you're talking about. Bawsey sees all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Dead? It must have been a superb supermarket sweep for Dorothy Perkins... Anybody Christened 'Dale' is a direct route to being queerbies, and the only cunts that will miss Him/It, is Mrs & Mrs Punker-Stickers. Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking brilliant! Cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 Talentess orange sausage jockey,I'm not glad he's dead,the cunt was never alive.I wonder if they could arrange Eddie Izzard to be cremated alongside him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 Sounds like he hastened his own end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Sounds like he hastened his own end. Not sure he was interested in his own end. Reportedly he sold his house for £2.6m lately. Buys an awful lot of entertainment, does that. I wonder if he was a member of a Nigerian golf club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Sounds like he hastened his own end. Indeed.A life long depressive the final straw came on hearing he had won a comeback part in a local production of "Paint Your Wagon" at the Tatsfield Working Men`s Club. His initial joy was short lived though on hearing they only wanted his arsehole to play the back of the wagon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/19/2018 at 12:18 AM, judgetwi said: Cue 48 hours of genius and sainthood bestowed upon this AIDS riddled old arsebandit. Good riddance cocksucker. Self hate won't help you joody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Talentess orange sausage jockey,I'm not glad he's dead,the cunt was never alive.I wonder if they could arrange Eddie Izzard to be cremated alongside him ? One on top of the other more the likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Neil said: Talentess orange sausage jockey,I'm not glad he's dead,the cunt was never alive.I wonder if they could arrange Eddie Izzard to be cremated alongside him Why bother with the cremation, just make sure the fuckers are buried deep enough so they can't dig their way out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, r-soles said: Why bother with the cremation, just make sure the fuckers are buried deep enough so they can't dig their way out! A valid point. It is said that gay shit doesn't burn. The PDSA should inter the cunts next to 'Lukcy' the Xoloitzcuintli dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 9:56 PM, Stubby Pecker said: You can't worm out of this one motherfucker. Either admit you're off you head on nasty coke or genuinely thick. And yes, probably AIDS. Punkers is quiet of late. Just sayin' Listen up you Cornish-Cunt-picker. You'll learn somethink and it's not like it's a big secret or anything. Punkers wont mind a bit, and besides, he'd quite happily tell you this himself... You see, basically it's like this: It was only Punkers who went straight in for HRT, whereas Willy Rupert by-passed it. He went in Straight, then he come-out Bent. It was a self-funded joint decision made by the Couple. They took inspiration from their favourite book: "Advanced Transgenderoidism for Poofs" which even today provides them both with a plethora of post-op cross-dressing hints & tips, and everything else that they use.. What with Punkers being the more flexible of the two, they tossed a coin, went down Heads to Tails, and Rupert pulled on the longest straw. It was only then (and by his own choosing) that he had his piece grafted upon his scalp, and his bollocks stuffed in his eyes. He wouldn't have it any other way. It's how he likes it and prefers. In other words Cornish: He's a total dick head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Listen up you Cornish-Cunt-picker. You'll learn somethink and it's not like it's a big secret or anything. Punkers wont mind a bit, and besides, he'd quite happily tell you this himself... You see, basically it's like this: It was only Punkers who went straight in for HRT, whereas Willy Rupert by-passed it. He went in Straight, then he come-out Bent. It was a self-funded joint decision made by the Couple. They took inspiration from their favourite book: "Advanced Transgenderoidism for Poofs" which even today provides them both with a plethora of post-op cross-dressing hints & tips, and everything else that they use.. What with Punkers being the more flexible of the two, they tossed a coin, went down Heads to Tails, and Rupert pulled on the longest straw. It was only then (and by his own choosing) that he had his piece grafted upon his scalp, and his bollocks stuffed in his eyes. He wouldn't have it any other way. It's how he likes it and prefers. In other words Cornish: He's a total dick head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: pancake Fruitcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 15 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Self hate won't help you joody. Any more worn out cliches you can enlighten us with My Lady? I can’t wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Any more worn out cliches you can enlighten us with My Lady? I can’t wait. Toady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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