Neil Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Oh my fucking god,The newly elected Jarfraz or whatever the cunt is called looks like a right fucking cunt but not as bigger cunt as May did,I never ever want to see her legs that far apart again.I actually copied the stance this morning...I needed a shit on a barn I'm working on so i had to creep around the back and then make sure I didn't shit on my shoes,worked a fucking treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I reckon Neil might possibly have been drinking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Fuck I've got a skull ache.very observant Scotty,I got back on the gin after 30 years off it and coupled with watching my useless cunt of a team last night I went a little too far.Im fucking going back to bed.Gordon you're a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 52 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck I've got a skull ache.very observant Scotty,I got back on the gin after 30 years off it and coupled with watching my useless cunt of a team last night I went a little too far.Im fucking going back to bed.Gordon you're a cunt! Ah, good old mothers ruin. I was partial to a Bombay Sapphire back in the day, wish I could partake now as it might take the edge off saints impending relegation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Fuck I've got a skull ache.very observant Scotty,I got back on the gin after 30 years off it and coupled with watching my useless cunt of a team last night I went a little too far.Im fucking going back to bed.Gordon you're a cunt! Ladies football Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 That power stance is really handy if you want to hoof any of these cunts in the onions / vag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ladies football Neil? Only interest in ladies footy I have is what goes on in the showers.......having said that they played like a load of split arses last night anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 16 hours ago, Neil said: Oh my fucking god,The newly elected Jarfraz or whatever the cunt is called looks like a right fucking cunt but not as bigger cunt as May did,I never ever want to see her legs that far apart again.I actually copied the stance this morning...I needed a shit on a barn I'm working on so i had to creep around the back and then make sure I didn't shit on my shoes,worked a fucking treat His name is Javid, and its said that his wife uniquely possesses two cunts. One between her legs and the other on her arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 7 hours ago, Neil said: Only interest in ladies footy I have is what goes on in the showers.......having said that they played like a load of split arses last night anyway I have no proof, mind, but I suspect that their shower room proclivities would leave you feeling inadequate in the long of it, Neil. They toys they use leave mortal blokes unprepared and unable to satisfy. Ever watch the ladies in Lacrosse action? Expand your horizons, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have no proof, mind, but I suspect that their shower room proclivities would leave you feeling inadequate in the long of it, Neil. They toys they use leave mortal blokes unprepared and unable to satisfy. Ever watch the ladies in Lacrosse action? Expand your horizons, mate. Did you have a nice day at the Zoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did you have a nice day at the Zoo? It was me that did the zoo thread. You're pissed. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was me that did the zoo thread. You're pissed. Lol. Pissed as a cunt on pink wine no doubt. Business must be slow tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was me that did the zoo thread. You're pissed. Lol. He's taking the piss on a post I made about taking a tard to the zoo....in a twist of ironic fate, my wife and I did recently take a trip to a small animal refuge or "petting zoo," and saw a deformed convulsing monkey receiving a rectal exam from a keeper.....the monkey kept screaming "PRIEST...PRIEST..." We both laughed. 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Did you have a nice day at the Zoo? Sorry the keepers didn't you provide you the courtesy of an examination room when they shoved an arm elbow deep up your arse to dislodge the guinea pig. Have you learned your lesson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's taking the piss on a post I made about taking a tard to the zoo....in a twist of ironic fate, my wife and I did recently take a trip to a small animal refuge or "petting zoo," and saw a deformed convulsing monkey receiving a rectal exam from a keeper.....the monkey kept screaming "PRIEST...PRIEST..." We both laughed. Sorry the keepers didn't you provide you the courtesy of an examination room when they shoved an arm elbow deep up your arse to dislodge the guinea pig. Have you learned your lesson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Did you have a nice day at the Zoo? Did you once work as a knobber at Basford Hall S.S. Middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 40 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Did you once work as a knobber at Basford Hall S.S. Middle? Please shut up.............pleeeeeaaaase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Please shut up.............pleeeeeaaaase! Judge you are soooooo DULL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/4/2018 at 12:04 AM, scotty said: I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I reckon Neil might possibly have been drinking. Well, it may explain his awful punctuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 8:19 AM, judgetwi said: Please shut up.............pleeeeeaaaase! No, he was a booking boy at Salop Goods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Well, it may explain his awful punctuation. Littledick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 7:37 AM, Miss Penelope said: Did you once work as a knobber at Basford Hall S.S. Middle? No, he was a booking boy at Salop Goods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Littledick. Micropenis actually. Get it right you fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross Esquire said: Micropenis actually. Get it right you fucking retard. You seem far too willing to discuss the inadequacy of your genitalia with strangers on an internet forum. My diagnosis would be severe self-worth issues and a humiliation fetish. I recommend talking to Roops. She seems like the type who'd be happy to spit on you and stamp on your tiny bollocks for a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, Roadkill said: You seem far too willing to discuss the inadequacy of your genitalia with strangers on an internet forum. My diagnosis would be severe self-worth issues and a humiliation fetish. I recommend talking to Roops. She seems like the type who'd be happy to spit on you and stamp on your tiny bollocks for a fiver. Rip off. I'd stamp on his head for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You seem far too willing to discuss the inadequacy of your genitalia with strangers on an internet forum. My diagnosis would be severe self-worth issues and a humiliation fetish. I recommend talking to Roops. She seems like the type who'd be happy to spit on you and stamp on your tiny bollocks for a fiver. I don't think there is any need to spend a fiver on Mrs Roops, any cunt on this site would be willing to do it for free or even pay a small premium to severely stomp this cunt and bury him in a shallow grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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