Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: it would be worth the porridge.....check your archives Eavens. I have a goat about to blow, if that's any good to you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I have a goat about to blow, if that's any good to you: I thought your ability to upload images had been suspended for 7 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I thought you're ability to upload images had been suspended for 7 days. Ha. That's the beauty of being an Admin. I do have some perks, you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Ha. That's the beauty of being an Admin. I do have some perks, you know! I forgot, sorry Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I forgot, sorry Rick. You should know better, Spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 @William T.D. Stickers turn on your PM functionality, I'm calling a snap AGM of the clique and there's important plans to discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: @William T.D. Stickers turn on your PM functionality, I'm calling a snap AGM of the clique and there's important plans to discuss. What's all this about Rick, snuffing it. Who was responsible for his death? A bit too damned quick if your ask me. I've only been gone for 48hrs and missed the fun of it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought your ability to upload images had been suspended for 7 days. 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I have a goat about to blow, if that's any good to you: Fucking hell, that's Billygoat the Kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Ha. That's the beauty of being an Admin. I do have some perks, you know! Suck it easy whist in the cooler for the next 30 days. I'll be back later to tidy up the symptoms of your latest episode. Expect more restrictions as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought your ability to upload images had been suspended for 7 days. His ability to be a stupid fucking wanker seems to be fully functioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Suck it easy whist in the cooler for the next 30 days. I'll be back later to tidy up the symptoms of your latest episode. Expect more restrictions as well. Fucking harsh! Let @Quincy Cockfingers out to make up for this terrible call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking harsh! Let @Quincy Cockfingers out to make up for this terrible call The blood from Jazz's arsehole barely had time to clot before he got thrown back in with that nutty cunt again. It almost makes you feel a little bad, but not quite. He is a remarkably stupid wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 29 minutes ago, nocti said: The blood from Jazz's arsehole barely had time to clot before he got thrown back in with that nutty cunt again. It almost makes you feel a little bad, but not quite. He is a remarkably stupid wanker. Luckily a missed the doggy porn episode, thank fuck, but I'll always be haunted by the photo of @Decimus prostrate in a bath, his disgusting and fabby proto wookie like body, complete with micro penis, poised to ingest one of quincy's bum sausages. Yes, Evans his a strange fucker, ok in small doses. I guess we'll all be missing the mad cunt after 30 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 35 minutes ago, nocti said: The blood from Jazz's arsehole barely had time to clot before he got thrown back in with that nutty cunt again. It almost makes you feel a little bad, but not quite. He is a remarkably stupid wanker. yeah but come on, thirty days is right at the extreme end of the sentencing recommendations. Well he better get used to the taste of Faeces, because that's what Cockfingers will be trying to deposit on his face every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: yeah but come on, thirty days is right at the extreme end of the sentencing recommendations. Well he better get used to the taste of Faeces, because that's what Cockfingers will be trying to deposit on his face every night. Not to mention what Punkape will be trying to deposit in his Bovril locker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: yeah but come on, thirty days is right at the extreme end of the sentencing recommendations. Well he better get used to the taste of Faeces, because that's what Cockfingers will be trying to deposit on his face every night. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i1cJIwE7M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Suck it easy whist in the cooler for the next 30 days. I'll be back later to tidy up the symptoms of your latest episode. Expect more restrictions as well. Whilst you’re feeling a bit trigger happy, is there any chance of a ban amenesty? I’m not sure if it’s against the rules to send @Snatch PMs on a daily basis calling him a cunt, but I’ve been doing it. I just wanted it ‘taken into consideration’ before any future sentencing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Whilst you’re feeling a bit trigger happy, is there any chance of a ban amenesty? I’m not sure if it’s against the rules to send @Snatch PMs on a daily basis calling him a cunt, but I’ve been doing it. I just wanted it ‘taken into consideration’ before any future sentencing. Don't sweat it Bill, it's a minor infraction at worst and will probably result in her calling you a punter. However, be aware that 3 punters = 1 misogynist, then you're in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Don't sweat it Bill, it's a minor infraction at worst and will probably result in her calling you a punter. However, be aware that 3 punters = 1 misogynist, then you're in trouble. Trumpton, how’d you like to join the clique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Trumpton, how’d you like to join the clique? Decs has dangled that carrot several times, without success. However, being as this time it's you, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Decs has dangled that carrot several times, without success. However, being as this time it's you, fuck off. You’re in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Don't sweat it Bill, it's a minor infraction at worst and will probably result in her calling you a punter. However, be aware that 3 punters = 1 misogynist, then you're in trouble. It doesn't take much to be labelled a fanny-hating patriarch in Roops' book, Trumpy. I'd watch your lip though, if I were you. Now that her better half has used his male intuition and located you on her radar, you are set to face numerous difficulties. I'd recommend some sort of facial armour for when the jungle -like foliage of her growler becomes possessed Jumanji style and tries to ring your fucking neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You’re in. See you at the AGM. If he's not already bonded to an existing serfdom arrangement, I'll take Snowy as my personal valet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: See you at the AGM. If he's not already bonded to an existing serfdom arrangement, I'll take Snowy as my personal valet. Of course he’s bonded. He’s a 9th generation serf and a shitcunt of one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Of course he’s bonded. He’s a 9th generation serf and a shitcunt of one at that. Just my luck. I was looking forward to burning his bin wagon whilst he looked helplessly on, then asking him how he felt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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