Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 I know that they are only making a living in the so called "gig economy", but. It is now almost impossible to cross the road at a designated place such as a pelican or Belisha beacon crossing without being mowed down by one of these cunts overtaking or undertaking cars waiting for you to cross the road. I would have suggested that they need spraying with acid or having their cycle/scooter/motorbike snatched from them as that is already happening. Better would be to exterminate the bone idle cunts who use the service rather than cooking a proper meal themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Penelope said: I know that they are only making a living in the so called "gig economy", but. It is now almost impossible to cross the road at a designated place such as a pelican or Belisha beacon crossing without being mowed down by one of these cunts overtaking or undertaking cars waiting for you to cross the road. I would have suggested that they need spraying with acid or having their cycle/scooter/motorbike snatched from them as that is already happening. Better would be to exterminate the bone idle cunts who use the service rather than cooking a proper meal themselves. I bet you still order takeaway from time to time and expect to to arrive in prompt fashion though. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Penelope said: I know that they are only making a living in the so called "gig economy", but. It is now almost impossible to cross the road at a designated place such as a pelican or Belisha beacon crossing without being mowed down by one of these cunts overtaking or undertaking cars waiting for you to cross the road. I would have suggested that they need spraying with acid or having their cycle/scooter/motorbike snatched from them as that is already happening. Better would be to exterminate the bone idle cunts who use the service rather than cooking a proper meal themselves. Fuck me sideways Pen, but your last sentence is spot on. Have a like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Penelope said: I know that they are only making a living in the so called "gig economy", but. It is now almost impossible to cross the road at a designated place such as a pelican or Belisha beacon crossing without being mowed down by one of these cunts overtaking or undertaking cars waiting for you to cross the road. I would have suggested that they need spraying with acid or having their cycle/scooter/motorbike snatched from them as that is already happening. Better would be to exterminate the bone idle cunts who use the service rather than cooking a proper meal themselves. If it weren't for these cunts, Neil would starve to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Don't inflate her ego too much, Southern. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Penelope said: I know that they are only making a living in the so called "gig economy", but. It is now almost impossible to cross the road at a designated place such as a pelican or Belisha beacon crossing without being mowed down by one of these cunts overtaking or undertaking cars waiting for you to cross the road. I would have suggested that they need spraying with acid or having their cycle/scooter/motorbike snatched from them as that is already happening. Better would be to exterminate the bone idle cunts who use the service rather than cooking a proper meal themselves. Getting food delivered hot is the main thing. Knowing he mowed you down delivering it would be a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: Getting food delivered hot is the main thing. Knowing he mowed you down delivering it would be a bonus. How dare you, you cad, Pen is Corner royalty. OK, she's the sort of royalty that has haemophilia and porphyria, but you've got to take what you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: How dare you, you cad, Pen is Corner royalty. OK, she's the sort of royalty that has haemophilia and porphyria, but you've got to take what you can get. Like picking Michael Schumacher if the other cabbages look limp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If it weren't for these cunts, Neil would starve to death. Actually I live in the sticks and the just eat app is as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest,no takeaways listed from my house. . .....and that suits me to a fucking treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Actually I live in the sticks and the just eat app is as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest,no takeaways listed from my house. . .....and that suits me to a fucking treat Wannabe fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Wannabe fat cunt. I wish I was fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross Esquire said: I wish I was fat. I wish you were fucking dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Like picking Michael Schumacher if the other cabbages look limp Isn't he a sprout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Just now, Ape said: I wish you were fucking dead. Only the good die young, you're going to have to put up with me for another 150+ years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Penelope said: Isn't he a sprout? I've often wondered, are there any other types of sprouts besides Brussels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Penelope said: Isn't he a sprout? Good evening Penelope, hope you've had a great day, have you been in or out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: I've often wondered, are there any other types of sprouts besides Brussels? Prefab sprout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Prefab sprout. You're the king of rock n' roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 26 minutes ago, Penelope said: Isn't he a sprout? We should all welcome the emergence of far right vegetables, particularly their vanguard; the Nazi brassicas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You're the king of rock n' roll Your avatar is an affront to everything I hold sacred. Consider yourself annexed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: We should all welcome the emergence of far right vegetables, particularly their vanguard; the Nazi brassicas. Are you still afraid of mooli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: Your avatar is an affront to everything I hold sacred. Consider yourself annexed Okay Heinrich Himmler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Penelope said: I know that they are only making a living in the so called "gig economy", but. It is now almost impossible to cross the road at a designated place such as a pelican or Belisha beacon crossing without being mowed down by one of these cunts overtaking or undertaking cars waiting for you to cross the road. I would have suggested that they need spraying with acid or having their cycle/scooter/motorbike snatched from them as that is already happening. Better would be to exterminate the bone idle cunts who use the service rather than cooking a proper meal themselves. Belisha beacon? Fucking hell, what world are you living in ? I’ve just got back from the pictures after seeing that new film “Get Carter “. That Michael Caine cunt is going nowhere. I know what i’m talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you still afraid of mooli? Obscene corpse penises, the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Belisha beacon? Fucking hell, what world are you living in ? I’ve just got back from the pictures after seeing that new film “Get Carter “. That Michael Caine cunt is going nowhere. I know what i’m talking about. One film that definitely didn't need to be remade with Sylvester fucking Stallone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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