Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Exactly. There's potential lurking in that stunted Scottish Valkyrie. I think there's a hint of mongoloid about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're right. I have a hunch May delivered her last blowjob three years prior to this photo, while Sturgeon looks as though she's been farting out spunk all morning. 8 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Exactly. There's potential lurking in that stunted Scottish Valkyrie. Ok, calm down lads. You need to stop convincing each other wee jimmy is worth a run up inside- she's got teeth like a gorillas sparring partner. They do things a bit better in the Italian parliament... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You think that's bad, I bought a Bonnie Tyler satnav and it was awful. It kept telling me to turn round, and every now and then it fell apart. I've heard of those fuckers. They're cheap shit - go up like powder kegs next to sparks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I've heard of those fuckers. They're cheap shit - go up like powder kegs next to sparks... My friend got a U2 one, that kept taking her to places where the streets have no name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend got a U2 one, that kept taking her to places where the streets have no name Was that under a blood red sky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Penelope said: Was that under a blood red sky? He got it in a sale on New Year's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He got it in a sale on New Year's Day. Sunday, bloody Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You think that's bad, I bought a Bonnie Tyler satnav and it was awful. It kept telling me to turn round, and every now and then it fell apart. I had one too. I ended up lost in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 A woman in my street followed the advice in Tammy Wynette's "Stand by your man" .. they did not find all their body parts .. her man was standing in the fast lane of the M62. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 12:31 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Ok, calm down lads. You need to stop convincing each other wee jimmy is worth a run up inside- she's got teeth like a gorillas sparring partner. They do things a bit better in the Italian parliament... Excellent. But we're not Italian cunts, so we have to work with what we've got, besides, I like a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Excellent. But we're not Italian cunts, so we have to work with what we've got, besides, I like a challenge. We are a bit lacking in the 'crumpet politician' department aren't we, even going back a few years, the thought of Margaret Beckett or Anne Widdecombe with their kit off could turn any red blooded male queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We are a bit lacking in the 'crumpet politician' department aren't we Things are a bit better these days Eric, I'm sure I could add a slack handful of shaggable Brit politicas to my bucket list if pressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Things are a bit better these days Eric, I'm sure I could add a slack handful of shaggable Brit politicas to my bucket list if pressed. I always thought that a younger Nadine Dorries was a 4 pinter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/18/2018 at 11:12 PM, Wolfie said: You're right. I have a hunch May delivered her last blowjob three years prior to this photo, while Sturgeon looks as though she's been farting out spunk all morning. That’s the best line I’ve seen on here in ages. Can’t stop laughing. Take a cookie from the jar. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 On 6/20/2018 at 12:30 AM, Monumental cunt said: That’s the best line I’ve seen on here in ages. Can’t stop laughing. Take a cookie from the jar. Well done. To receive praise from the very top of the leaderboard is a most fitting accolade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: To receive praise from the very top of the leaderboard is a most fitting accolade. Bubba is king cunt isn’t he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Bubba is king cunt isn’t he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Bubba, you are teadiously boring and letting yourself down . i see even that worthless prick bill stickle dick is now top dog on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Bubba, you are teadiously boring and letting yourself down . i see even that worthless prick bill stickle dick is now top dog on here Are you the same millionaire monumental cunt who used to illiterately cunt the cost of gaming apps on their iPhone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Bubba, you are teadiously boring and letting yourself down . i see even that worthless prick bill stickle dick is now top dog on here Bill might be top dog .. who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Bubba C said: Are you the same millionaire monumental cunt who used to illiterately cunt the cost of gaming apps on their iPhone? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Penelope said: Bill might be top dog .. who knows? I think he is. Making bubba a very sad boy. As it’s they only thing he was good at. Being a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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